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Akane Phobia
By: Jose Argao
"Owwww !", Ranma said as he started to pull himself
from the pavement. He had a splitting headache, his
vision was blurred, and he had an itch on his back
that he has been dying to scratch for quite some time.
For the third time, he tried to scratch his back, but
found that his hands were still not responding to him
properly.
"How did I get here?" He thought to himself. "Oh
yeah, I went home from school. It was late because Ms.
Ninomiya put me in detention again. Why do I always
have to end up there. It's not as if I want Kunou to
challenge me every other day. Or was that everyday, it
hurts to think about it. Damnit, it hurts to think,
period!! Where was I? Oh yeah I went home and started
practicing some katas in the dojo. Akane joined in and
we had a little match. She was as slow as ever,
telegraphing her moves like she was the Western Union.
Then Shampoo suddenly broke through the wall and
glomped onto me. Needless to say, Akane was pissed. A
lot. I think I can remember the hammer as it was
flying to my face, and the next thing I know here I
am, walking... no, more like crawling to Dr. Tofu's. "
It was already very late when Ranma finally got to
the Tendo residence. As he entered the door and headed
to his futon, a strange feeling came over him. He felt
sick to his stomach. He started to sweat profusely. He
felt cold. He felt.... afraid. "No", he said to
himself "I'm not afraid of anything. I must have just
hit my head harder than I thought. Someday I swear
that Kawaiikune tomboy is gonna kill me with her
violent urges". For some strange reason, when he
thought about Akane, the coldness in him felt as if it
had doubled. But he was already too tired to think. He
just lay down and went to sleep, dreaming of flying
through the air with hundreds of hammers flying at him
from all directions.
He did not feel any better when he went to breakfast
that morning. Mr. Tendo was reading his paper, his dad
was busy being a panda in the corner, Nabiki was busy
writing something in a notebook, Kasumi was in the
kitchen, and Akane hadn't gotten up yet. He started
eating his rice, quickly, as if in a hurry. He
couldn't understand why, but he wanted to get out of
that place. He wanted to get out of there fast, it was
as if some strange force was compelling him to move as
quickly as he could.
" G'morning everyone", someone said from the top
stairs. Suddenly, Ranma was again racked by the same
feeling he had last night. But this time it felt as if
it had multiplied a hundredfold.
"What's happening to me?" he thought. "Why am I
feeling like this, Why am...". But Ranma was unable to
finish that last thought. The moment he laid eyes on
Akane all reason left his mind. He could think about
nothing. Nothing except to run. Where? Anywhere!!!, as
long as it isn't here. He got up and bolted for the
gate, jumped over it, and ran for his life.
"Oh my, I hope Ranma will be OK", Kasumi remarked, "He
left his lunch".
"RANMA NO BAKA!!!", Akane shouted. "He must have done
something again. I swear, when he gets back here he is
DEAD!!!".
"Where am I?" Ranma asked himself when he was finally
able to think. "What made me come here? No, wait,
nothing made me come here. I could have gone anywhere
and I wouldn't have cared. No, it's not that something
made me come here, it's that something made me leave
the dojo. I better go to Doctor Tofu's and get myself
checked again. No telling what's happening to me".
"You just had to run eh?" Doctor Tofu said. "When
exactly did you get these feelings, Ranma. Can you
describe today's events to me in detail?"
Doctor Tofu listened intently as Ranma recounted the
events of the day. He suddenly stopped when Ranma
mentioned Akane going down the stairs. "I think I've
got it!!!" He said. He suddenly stood up and started
flipping through the pages of a book. "I think I know
what's wrong with you Ranma.".
"Really, what?"
"Ranma, you see, all animals have an instinct called
the fight or flight instinct. It automatically
activates when the animal is in danger. It forces the
animal to quickly make a decision on whether to fight
the danger or flee from it. This instinct is also
present in humans. I think that your subconscious mind
has associated Akane with danger and triggers the
fight or flight instinct whenever you see her."
"That's right!!!" Ranma exclaimed. "and since I never
fight women, my mind always chooses flight. So doc,
how am I gonna be cured?"
Doctor Tofu looked worried. "Ranma, I'm not really
sure that you can be cured. The subconscious is a hard
thing to tinker with, and trying to treat you the
wrong way might even aggravate the situation. I'll try
looking for a way to cure you but in the meantime, I
suggest that you move out of the Tendo's for a while."
"So, husband afraid of violent pervert girl. This is
Shampoo's chance!!" Shampoo thought to herself as she
listened to the conversation from the window. "Is good
thing Shampoo always keep watch on husband.
Great-grandmother will want to hear about this.
Aiyah!! Soon Ranma, you will be Shampoo's husband
officially" And she headed off in the direction of the
Nekohanten.
"Akane, why isn't Ranma here? Is he sick?" Ukyo asked
Akane at lunch. She had noticed that his seat was
empty and had spent all morning worrying about him.
"Yeah!!!", Akane said "He's sick alright. He's a
sick, perverted, insensitive jerk!!!".
"That's not what I meant Akane" Ukyo said. She wanted
to send Akane into orbit for what she said about
Ranma, but she needed the information and did not have
the money to buy it from Nabiki. "What I meant was, is
Ranma ill?"
"I don't know. He was acting normal this morning, or
so dad told me. But the moment I came down He just got
up and started running. I don't know what's gotten
into him. I wouldn't worry about him ,though. He's
probably just at the Nekohanten trying to con Shampoo
into giving him another free meal, the nerve. He can
be so perverted sometimes....."
But Ukyo wasn't listening to Akane anymore. The
thought of Ranchan, HER Ranchan in Shampoo's arms was
making her see red. "That chinese bimbo better not lay
a hand on my Ranchan" she fumed as she ran towards the
Nekohanten, determined to take back what was
rightfully hers.
The Nekohanten was strangely quiet as Ukyo reached
it. "That's strange" She thought as she positioned
herself beside a window, one hand poised at her battle
spatula.
"So, son-in-law has developed a fear of Akane eh?"
Cologne was saying."
"Yes, Shampoo hear with own two eyes"
"Well then, there's no time to waste, we must act
quickly before word of this gets around too far."
Cologne's mind was already scheming on how best to
take advantage of the situation. "Whose there" she
suddenly shouted, whirling around to face the window.
"Uh oh, time to go." Ukyo thought "So, that's why
Ranchan ran from Akane this morning. It must be really
hard for him. He probably needs someone to help him
right now. He might even need a place to stay." She
couldn't help but giggle as she thought of spending
time with Ranma. She was sure that if he would just
give her a chance, she could prove to him that she is
the most logical choice of all.
"Son, is there anything else that you feel you need
to tell me?" Soun was crying when he saw Ranma all
packed up and ready to go.
"It's nothing. I've already explained the situation to
you. I'm sick and I need to stay away from Akane for a
while, so I have to leave."
"Goodbye, son" the panda wrote on a sign.
"Hey, just what do you think your doing, you have to
go too you know!!!" Ranma shouted at his father.
"But Kasume is making my favorite tonight!!!" the
panda frantically wrote.
"Don't give me that, it doesn't matter what Kasumi is
cooking tonight. If I go, you go. Don't you ever think
about anything besides your stomach?!!" Ranma started
pulling his father by the ear.
"Save me some food" the panda finally wrote on the
sign before reluctantly following his son outside.
When he came to see him, Doctor Tofu didn't have any
good news, so Ranma just started walking. It wasn't
until he had been walking for sometime that Ranma
finally realized that he didn't have a place to stay.
So he just went to his favorite place under the
bridge. He set up the tent, tossed in his now sleeping
father, and started cooking dinner. "What have I
gotten into now" he thought. "I've never experienced
being this afraid of anything in my life. It's as if I
can't control my actions. If I can't be cured, I can't
marry Akane, and if I can't do that, It would ruin the
Saotome family honor. Yeah right, as if there's any of
that honor left after everything oyaji has done. And
what will happen when my enemies hear about this, what
if Ryouga or kunou were to find out about my,
condition." Ranma was suddenly awakened from his
thoughts when he smelled something burning."Oh man, my
dinner is ruined!!!", he said out loud. "This looks
like something Akane would make", he thought to
himself as he examined the burned mess."Except it
isn't strangely writhing as if it were alive."
Ranma was about to start cleaning up the mess when he
heard something move. Dropping into a defensive
stance, he looked around the area until he found what
he was looking for. "You shouldn't sneak up on me like
that, you know." He said as he looked straight at the
bushes in front of him.
"So son-in-law, you manage to see through yet another
one of my illusions" Cologne said as she hopped out of
her hiding place. "You are getting better and better
everyday. You are in need of lodgings, are you not. I
am here to offer you a room in exchange for working at
the Nekohanten."
"Thanks, but no thanks" Ranma replied. "I have no
intentions of making myself a target for you all day,
everyday."
Cologne felt it was time to bring out the big guns "I
can cure your condition." she said.
That got Ranma's attention. "You can, but... wait, I
thought you wanted me to marry Shampoo. Why are you
helping me all of a sudden."
"Shampoo's husband must be strong and courageous. It
simply wouldn't do to have him running away at the
sight of a mere girl. Besides, Shampoo asked it of me,
how can I refuse her.
"Alright" Ranma said "I'll go".
"Wait just one minute," Ukyo said from the top of the
bridge. "If Ranma's gonna be staying anywhere tonight,
it's gonna be at my place, isn't that right Ranchan?."
"Ukyo," Ranma began. "I'm sorry but I need to get
cured and right now the only way for that to happen is
if I stay with Cologne"
"But.... but Ranchan, you don't need a cure, you don't
need Akane. Can't you see that you already have me?."
"I know that, Ucchan, but I've never run away from any
problem in my life, and I don't plan to start now. I
hope you understand."
"Alright", Ukyou looked as if she were about to cry,
but tried her best to hide it. "If that's how you
feel, I understand." Ukyou turned and ran. She didn't
want Ranma to see her that way. She didn't want him to
see her crying.
Back at the bridge, Ranma had gathered up his
belongings and prepared to leave. For a moment he
considered waking up his father and bringing him along
but decided against it, thinking that after his
attitude that afternoon, he deserved to go hungry for
a few days.
"Let us go son-in-law" Cologne said.
"Yeah, yeah" Ranma slowly got up and followed her.
When they arrived, Shampoo glomped onto him the moment
he entered. "Aiyah, Ranma come to live with Shampoo.
Shampoo so happy."
"Shampoo, can't we just talk tommorrow? I just want
to go to bed."
"But.. Shampoo thought that Ranma would at least
wait until honeymoon before that, but since Ranma
insist..."Shampoo began to unbutton her shirt.
"Nooooo, no, I didn't mean it like that. I meant go to
sleep"
"Alright, but it Ranma's loss" Shampoo said as she
went out of the room.
"That was close, I'd better be on my toes around here
" he thought as he lay down. He had only closed his
eyes for a few minutes when the door opened again.
"Who...?" he thought .
"Shampoo bring too, too delicious dinner for Ranma"
Shampoo said as she went inside. Shampoo also bring
pill for cure. Ranma just take pill after dinner for
two weeks and fear of violent pervert girl go away.
Open wide "she said, offering a taste of the ramen.
"I can feed myself, thank you." Ranma answered as he
started digging in. After eating, he pretended to take
the pill but kept it in his hand.
"Better let Doctor Tofu have a look at this before I
try it" Ranma thought. He was about to go to sleep
when he realized that Shampoo wasn't going anywhere.
"Uh, Shampoo, aren't you gonna go to sleep anytime
now?"
"Aiyah!!, Shampoo forgot all about time. Shampoo and
Ranma go to sleep now." Shampoo started to lie down.
"Hey, wait a minute, just what are you trying to do."
"Shampoo is Ranma's wife. Wife sleep with husband,
that is law"
"But...but...but..."
"No buts, if Ranma want cure, Ranma sleep beside
Shampoo"
"Alright, alright, but don't get any funny ideas
okay?"
"Yes, Shampoo behave herself."
"Man, " Ranma thought, "the things I go through for a
cure"
The next day proved tiring, to say the least. In his
hurry to get away from Shampoo, he left his lunch. He
could not eat lunch with Akane, for obvious reasons,
and missed Kasumi's cooking. He was lucky Ukyou was
there to give him some okunomiyaki.
After school, where it was all he could do to avoid
Akane all day, Kunou challenged him to a fight. "Ranma
Saotome, I intend to free the beauteous Akane Tendo
and my pigtailed goddess from your vile clutches."
"I guess it would help relieve some stress" Ranma
thought as he prepared to fight.
About three minutes into the fight, Mousse suddenly
appeared. "Ranma Saotome, how dare you trick Shampoo
into sleeping with you last night"
At that point the crowd suddenly went quiet. Slowly,
the students were all crowding around Ranma. "Did you
hear that", one student said "Ranma slept with
Shampoo". "Man, that guy hasn't got any shame, does
he". "That Ranma is such a pervert, sleeping with
Shampoo when he's engaged to Akane."
"Wait!!!" Ranma shouted "It's not like that at all, I
just slept, that's all I did, sleep!!!"
"Silence!!!" Mousse shouted "I have no need of your
excuses, face my wrath Ranma Saotome. YAAAAH!!!"
Mousse let loose with a barrage of chains, blades,
swords, chairs, tables, showers, and kitchen sinks,
hitting a statue of Principal Kuno. The Chains of his
weapons soon bacame tangled up as he shouted "Let go
of my weapons, Saotome. I'm warning you, your actions
are only making me even more furious. Well, answer
me!!! You dare insult me with silence!!! Answer me
Saotome, answer me!!!
"Pathetic" Ranma thought as he watched the blind
martial artist try to talk to the statue. Suddenly, he
heard another voice.
"Have you no shame, Saotome?!! Not only have you
entrenched Akane Tendo and my pig-tailed goddess in
your wicked sorcery, you would have the gall to sleep
with Shampoo at the same time?!! DIE!!!" Ranma quickly
got out of the way of the attack and proceeded to send
Kunou into orbit.
When he went to Doctor Tofu's, the doc still hasn't
found a cure for him. He did take a look at the pill
Shampoo gave him, however, and said that it was made
of harmless herbs. He couldn't figure out how the
herbs were supposed to work but said that it would be
safe for Ranma to take them.
At the Nekohanten, Ranma was forced to change into a
girl to work as a waitress. The old ghoul worked him
into the ground, throwing orders at him until they
splash him, to the delight of the customers. and when
dinnertime finally came, he ate his ramen quickly and
took his pill. He had just enough energy left in him
to change and go to sleep.
Ukyou watched this continue for three days. On third
evening, she decided to do something about it. She
went to the Nekohanten and was surprised to find that
the lights were on. She positioned herself beside a
window to hear what was going on. She heard two voices
talking.
"Is he taking the drug, child?" Cologne asked.
"Yes, Ranma ask Doctor about pill, but he no realize
that the real drug is in food"
"Yes my child, Ranma's condition is such a blessing
to us. A few more days of this and he shall be ours."
"But great-grandmother, Ranma no change since Ranma
take pill. Maybe pill no work?"
"Have faith in it, child. It will show no effects
until a few days later. Until then, Ranma must not
miss even a single dose or all our efforts will be
useless."
"No worry great-grandmother, Shampoo make sure".
Ukyou was shocked at what she heard. "I knew that
purple headed hussy was up to something, and here they
have Ranchan completely fooled that they're giving him
a cure. Well, they're not going to succeed. Not if I
have anything to do about it.
The next day at lunch, Ukyou told Ranma all that she
had heard. "So, the drugs have been in the ramen all
along. I should have known they'd try something like
this." Ranma was visibly very angry.
"Don't worry Ranchan, all you have to do is miss one
dose and it won't work at all" "Is that so?."
"Well, that's a relief"
That night, Shampoo was surprised to see that Ranma
had not returned. When she went to his room, his
things were'nt there anymore. All that was left was a
note telling her that Ranma had found out about her
plans. Angry and disappointed, she told Cologne.
"Son-in-law or not, he has given us enough trouble
already. Since our methods do not seem to be working,
we simply must take him by force. But he is too good,
and he has that girl with the giant spatula on her, we
need an ally to tip the odds in our favor"
Suddenly, the doors of the refrigerator flew open.
Ryoga stepped out from inside saying "Hey, this
doesn't look like Okinawa!!!" Cologne had an idea and
said to him "Ryoga, how would you like to get Ranma
out of your life forever?"
At the mention of Ranma's name, Ryoga became alert
"Yeah, I'm listening."
Elsewhere that night, Ukyou was starting to close up
the Ucchans when someone knocked on the door. "Were
already closed, come back tommorrow!!!" she yelled.
"It's me, Ranma." The voice answered.
"Ranchan, what are you doing here?"
"I need a place to stay, I was wondering if your offer
was still standing. "
"Don't be silly Ranchan, of course it is. Let me help
you with your stuff."
"Do you have anything to eat?"
"Wait just a minute, I'll cook something up"
A few days later, Ukyou could hardly sleep. She
remembered how Ranma ate her okunomiyaki. "He really
likes my cooking!!!" she thought to herself. "A few
more days of this and he'll finally realize that I am
the best choice for him. Her thoughts were interrupted
by a sudden explosion. "That came from Ranchan's
room" she realized. She hurriedly took her spatula and
went to Ranma's room. She was terrified to see a huge
hole in the wall and started looking for Ranma. Then
she heard sounds coming from outside. She looked out
the hole and saw Ranma locked in combat with Shampoo
and Ryoga. She jumped at Shampoo and shouted "You
ain't gettin Ranchan from me that easy" The two
started fighting and thrashed the place, though
neither could get any good hits in the other since
they were pretty much evenly matched.
"Bakutsai Denketsu!!!" Ryoga shouted, breaking the
rock Ranma was standing on into pieces.
"Damn, he's gotten faster. The old ghoul's probably
been training him" Ranma thought. "It's time to get
serious" "Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken!!!" he shouted.
Instinctively, Ryoga jumped into the air, "Let's see
you hit me with your chestnut fist here Ranma!!!".
"Who said I was gonna do the chestnut fist? Eat this
bacon breath, HIRYU SHOTEN-HA!!!"
The blast hit Ryoga hard, but his training with
Cologne allowed him to get back up. "Want some more
eh? Huh?!!" Ranma suddenly realized that his whole
body was tied up. "Hey!!! What's going on here!!!"
Cologne suddenly appeared from nowhere and said "You
shouldn't have been so still during the shoten-ha,
tying you up became too easy."
"This is where I pay you back for all the suffering
you've given me, Ranma." Ryoga shouted.
"Ryoga, what is the meaning of thi...mmmph" Cologne
couldn't move as she suddenly found herself surrounded
by chains. "You should take your own advice" Mousse
said, stepping out of the shadows. "Ryoga, get him
now". "Yes" Ryoga nodded. He slowly got ready for his
most powerful attack.
"SHI!!!"
The sound startled Shampoo and Ukyou. They knew that
sound, and they knew what it meant. They both spun
around to see that Ranma was tied up, and so was
Cologne. They both ran towards Ranma.
"Hey, lost boy, deal to capture Ranma, not kill him"
Shampoo shouted at Ryoga.
"So I lied" Ryoga thought.
"CHI!!!"
Ukyou knew that time was running out. She frantically
tried to free Ranma, but his bonds were so strong. "
Unggh" Cologne was finally able to escape the chains.
She wasn't an amazon elder for nothing. "Damn you
Mousse, you traitor!!!" she shouted as she used the
chestnut fist to pummel him into oblivion.
"HOKODAN!!!"
At the last second, Ukyou and Shampoo managed to free
Ranma. Ukyou was able to escape with Ranma to safety,
but Shampoo found herself unable to move, staring
transfixed at the huge blast. Suddenly, she found
herself surrounded by chains and pulled to safety. She
looked up to see Mousse. Because he had lowered his
defenses to save her, he was now getting pumelled by
Cologne.
"You can never have Shampoo, you are too weak!!!" she
shouted at Mousse.
At those words, all reason left Mousse. He lashed out
at Cologne with a barrage of hundreds of bladed
weapons. Stunned by his sudden increase in speed,
Cologne was unable to deflect them all and found
herself trapped, wrapped up in kilometers of chain.
She looked up to see a smiling Mousse. "Who was weak
again?"
"I will never surrender to you" she hissed at Mousse.
"It no use Great Grandmother, Mousse won. We must
yield" Shampoo said, realizing the hopelessness of the
situation. Mousse was in a rage. Even if she were to
help her grandmother, she would surely lose as well.
"I will marry you, Mousse. Just let Great Grandmother
go"
"You're off the hook" Mousse said as he let Cologne
go.
Shampoo couldn't believe what she had just heard.
"What?!!"
"I said you're off the hook, you don't have to marry
me if you don't want to. I won't tell anyone about my
win today." Mousse knew he would regret this
afterwards, but he couldn't the thought of Shampoo
being married to him just because she was forced to.
Shampoo looked at Mousse, for the first time seeing
not a pathetic coward who was always following her
around, but a man who would give up his own happiness
for hers.
Cologne couldn't believe her ears. She had resigned
herself to a fate of being ridiculed as an elder
defeated by a man. Mousse, no less. "There may be hope
for him yet" She thought to herself, remembering how
he had single-handedly defeated her.
Ranma saw Cologne approach him and got into a stance
but Cologne said "There is no need for that, Ranma.
You have won this battle. Remember, though, that you
have not won the war. We will be back. As for your
reward for winning, I will tell you the meaning of
your condition. There is no actual cure for it, but if
you can convince yourself that you are not endangering
yourself in her presence, you will be alright."
As Ranma and Ukyou prepared to leave, they heard a
low moaning sound. They turned to see Ryoga,
completely spent after his attack.
"He's in bad shape" Ranma said as he looked at Ukyou
"If we leave him like this, we won't be much better
than he is." Ukyou finally said.
So they took him to a hospital. The doctors informed
them that Ryoga needed a blood transfusion badly or he
might die. The problem was they didn't have any blood
on hand of the right type. Ranma and Ukyou both
offered their own blood but the tests showed that only
Ranma had a matching type. So, Ranma gave Ryoga, the
man who tried to kill him, his own blood that he might
live.
The next day, Ranma left the restaurant early. He
walked to the Tendo residence and knocked on the door.
Kasumi answered.
"Oh, hi Ranma. Are you feeling better?"
"Uh.. yeah, I guess. Is Akane home?"
"She's in her room"
The room was quiet as Ranma entered it. He saw that
Akane was lying on the bed. Immediately he was gripped
by fear. He suppressed his overwhelming desire to run
by thinking that he hadn't done anything wrong and so
had nothing to fear from Akane. "Akane," he began.
Akane cut him off from continuing.
"You don't have to explain to me Ranma, Nabiki told
me everything. So, what do you think we should do?"
"I'm sorry Akane, I really like you. But as long as
you're my fiance, I'll always be afraid of doing
something to hurt you. I don't think we can continue
like this"
"I know what you mean. I don't think it would have
worked out anyway. At the rate we were going, we
would've killed each other in less than a year. I
guess it's better this way, Ranma. I hope we can still
be friends. Ranma? ... Ranma?"
She looked at Ranma, who had gotten completely stiff.
"Honestly" she thought to herself. "Here I am letting
him off the hook and he's fainted from fear. What a
jerk!!!"
Ukyou hadn't seen Ranma the whole day. She was
beginning to feel really lonely and started closing
the restaurant early when she heard a knock on the
door. "Were already closed, come back tommorrow" she
shouted.
"It's me, Ranma"
Ukyou stood up and let Ranma in.
"We need to talk" Ranma said. Gesturing for Ukyou to
sit with him, he began, "Ucchan, I've been doing a lot
of thinking lately. About you, about me. About us. "
Ukyou couldn't believe what she was hearing. "Could it
be" she thought,"After all this time has he finally
realized the truth?"
"Of all my fiances, you are the one who was most
caring. You always heard me out and understood my
explanation whenever I upset you. You help me even if
you know I don't deserve it. You're the only one who
loved me... unconditionally."
"This is pretty awkward for me" Ranma continued "I
guess what I'm trying to say is that I... I...
I...lo..ve... you. I love you Ucchan, will you marry
me?"
"I can't believe it!!! Ukyou thought, "I...uh... of
course Ranchan, of course I will. I would love to
marry you." She gave Ranma a hug. She tried to keep
from crying, but the tears kept falling anyway. She
had her dream, she had Ranchan, and all was well.
Then, she looked up to find him looking at her. They
kept looking at each other like this for a while,
then, they kissed.
Mr. Tendo did not take the news of Ranma's impending
wedding to Ukyou very well. He tried to force Ranma to
take it back. However, Ukyou's engagement to Ranma was
valid. He had to admit that at the end. As for Akane,
they decided to just be friends. For some reason,
Shampoo did not seem too disappointed at all when she
heard the news.
At Akane's insistence, the whole Tendo family attended
Ranma's wedding. Ukyou looked absolutely beautiful in
her dress. And when the time came to kiss the bride,
the guests were not disappointed by the show. Mr.
Tendo was crying the whole time, however, and went
outside because he could not bear to see the last
chance of uniting the Saotome and Tendo schools of
martial arts slipping from his hands. He reached for
his hanky but found that it was already soaked. A man
beside him handed him a black and yellow bandanna.
"Here Mr. Tendo, you look like you need one."
"Thank you Ryoga " Mr. Tendo said "What are you doing
outside? Aren't you going to watch the wedding?"
"I did not really plan to attend. I just sorta
wandered here. I couldn't bear to look at Ranma. I
would be dead by now if it were not for the blood
transfusion I got from him I have tried to kill him
and now I owe him my life. I have brought shame on
myself. Frankly, I have no idea what I'll do after
this."
Soun suddenly looked up "A transfusion you say? Ranma
gave you his blood? Saotome blood flows through your
veins?"
"Yes sir, why do you ask?"
"Tell me son, have you ever considered running a dojo
in the future......
Author rambling on:
This is my first fanfic. Well, the first one I posted
anyway. English is not my first language so there are
bound to be some mistakes. Okay, a lot of them. Anyway
C&C, flames, suggestions, millions of dollars in cash,
that pretty womanhood video I can't seem to find
anywhere, and demands that I lay down my
pen(keyboard????) and never write again are welcome.
Send them to ex_fuk@yahoo.com. Thanx.
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