Subject: [FFML] Re: [repost] The Pursuit of Happiness 3-2
From: "Phil Kwok" <pot_roast@hotmail.com>
Date: 2/19/2000, 1:46 PM
To: "FanficML" <ffml@fanfic.com>

Well, she's at it again, therefore justice must be served.
(Rolls up sleeves)

On Sat, 19 Feb 2000, Rebeka Thomas wrote this about
Rod M's "The Pursuit of Happiness" Chapter Three part 2:

-SNIP-
"He slept in your bed once, remember?"

Did he? I never read that one.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.  Someones peeking at later chapters before
reading the previous ones.

-SNIP-
Tanya scowled and resumed stabbing her okonomiyaki.

Hmm... would an okonomiyaki be eaten with a fork? For that matter, would
ANY
Japanese food be eaten with one?

No where does he indicate that Tanya is using a fork.  The act of stabbing
can be done equally well with chopsticks, something quite normally done by
gaijin when they first try to use these tricky eating utensils.

-SNIP-
Both girls sighed, then looked with just a little envy down
the table at Ranma and Akane, who were at the moment sitting
side by side, happily, holding hands, and even shared a
drink, two straws in one glass.  To jaded eyes, it was a
sickening sight.  To the hopeless romantics in the crowd, it
was something to sigh over.

And to the readers, it was something that would make one say "ACK! Did I
miss
something?!"

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

-SNIP-
"You heard me," said Ukyou, nudging at him again.  "Get up
there and sing."

"No way!"

"C'mon, don't be a wimp!" cheered Ukyou.

Ryouga shook his head vigoriously.  "No!  No way!
Absolutely not!"

Maybe she shoulda set up for "Martial Arts Karaoke"

Matial Arts Karaoke-(n) The ancient japanese art of fighting using either a
bad singing voice, or cheesy oldies tunes, or both, to force your helpless
opponent to grovel to you in defeat.

-SNIP-
What song's this, anyway?

o/~ Don't tell meeee it's not worth tryinnnng foooor o/~
o/~ You can't tell meeeee it's not worth dying foooor o/~
o/~ You knooooow it's true, everything I doooo o/~
o/~ I do it foor youuu o/~

This is "Everything I do, I do it for you" by Bryan Adams, a fellow
canadian, that was on the "Robin Hood-Prince of Thieves" soundtrack

-SNIP-
Kyoko merely shook her head in shame, her face still covered
by her hands.  Ryoko decided that now was a good time to
take a break in the washroom, along with many of the other
patrons, as Ranma continued his... song.

If you can call it that.

You should see it when Bryan sings it.

-SNIP-
Nabiki shot her a glare that was nearly fatal.  It was
apparent that she was the only one not entirely affected by
the ridiculous kawaii field (which is what Nabiki had taken
to calling the effect) which Kyoko seemed to be emitting.

Hmm, ridiculous kawaii field.  Does this have something to do with your
recent stint in EVA fics Rod?  I mean, does an RK field shimmer in red
hearts as opposed to hexagons?  Does it withstand 10 megaton explosions?

-SNIP-
Ranma and Ryouga stared at the stage.  "What the heck?!"
they both yelled.

Suggest: "What the FUCK?!"

AHH!  Potty mouth!

-SNIP-
- end part 2 -

Amen.

Testify sister, testify

Phil Kwok



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