By Sailor Ranma
Disclaimer: I don't own it! [shrug] Wish I did...
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"An epic battle was fought today between heroine Sailor Moon and
a...well...blob. Thanks to our expert camera man, we are able to bring it to
you all on tape! Roll the film Steve..."
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A bright flash of light hits the screen and ghostly music drifts into the
microphone. Suddenly, in a whirlwind of feathers, stands Eternal Sailor
Moon, having an allergic reaction to the feathers.
"Damn feathers! Why are they in all my transformations? I was better off
in my first with all those crazy ribbons!" she mutters then looks to her
enemy. "Luna has me facing this?!" she shrieked with a huge sweatdrop
as she stares at the giant mass of...well...whatever blobs are made of.
gurgle<
"I ammm theeee firssssstttt bllloooobbb. Yooouuu wiiilllll treeeaaattt
meee acccoooorrddiinngggllyyy."
"Uh...did that thing just gurgle at me? That's it! That pile
of...well...ummm...goo is going down!" Then ESM whips out her tier
from regions undefined (Not that region you hentai maniacs!) and points
at the blob. Excuse me, THE Blob.
"I'm going to defeat you with this tire- I mean tier!" she waves it around a
little and strikes a impressive pose.
blooop<
"THAT THING JUST INSULTED ME!!" she screamed. "Forget the
honymoon stuff, BLACK BURNING FLAME!" an amazingly large ball
of black fire shoots from the now black clothed ESM to the giant pile
of...whatever blobs are made of. The blob goes up in flame like a match
when lit and Black Sailor Moon turns to the screen and winks in her
black bodysuit and skirt.
"It feels so good to be bad."
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Where did that come from? O_o I don't know where half these crazy
spamfics do come from, I do know it's no place good...
"It's better to have had pants and lost, then to have no pants at all."
-Kris philosophy
I'm sick, but I run no fever! @_@
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