This is a small pointless fic I wrote because I was bored. Please don't
be *too*hard on me, this is my first time. ^_^ *ALL* C&C is appreciated
at: Sailormech@aol.com Enjoy!
A NAMEK-JIN TAIL
By: Sailor MechWarrior
Sailormech@aol.com
Rating: D (as in 'dumb')
<And remember, this is supposed to be *funny*>
Krillin and Gohan look on as Dende stands awestruck in the shadow
of the great Namek-sei dragon, Porunga. "What are your wishes?!?" The
dragon commanded, a look of annoyance crossing his titanic visage.
"Uh... uh... um..." Dende stutters, unable to produce words from his
dry throat.
"Dende! Hurry up! Freezer's almost here! We don't have time to
admire the view!!!"
"Uh, right! Potada osuara denede Porunga...
...anahai Lon Shen-arai atopted
koup!
The dragon's eyes emit a harsh red luminesence, then unexpectedly
go black. "The one called *SHEN LON* refuses to be wished to his planet. He
sends a message." With this, the dragon's voice changes to a more familiar,
deeper voice. The voice of Earth's great Shen Lon. The dragon continues with
Shen Lon speaking through him. "Child of Namek-sei!!!!! Quit *SCREWING
AROUND* with the dragonballs!!!!! Don't make me come up there and *whip*
your *ass*!!!!!
With this said, the dragon angrily disappeared in a flash of light,
dropping the 7 Namek-jin dragonballs, now stone, to the dirt as Dende
stares on, speechless.
Krillin breaks the silence. "Wait a go Dende! It's going to be a
*LOT* easier to beat Freezer now!!!" Oh well...
~Fin~
A quick shout-out to Carrot Glace, who's fic title I have plagerized.
Thanx alot!
Collin Curtis
Sailor MechWarrior
Sailormech@aol.com
{Only two things are infinite, the universe and human
stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Al Einstein}