Ten Little Mobsters went to Japan
Each made a bet, to steal a girl, if they can
Ten Little Mobsters came to Japan
One went to Tomobiki
at a cute little schoolgirl he flew
he grabbed her and Shinobu grabbed back, now he is two
Nine Little Mobsters went to Japan
One went to Tomobiki
A cute Redhead he did spy
A kiss from her and a bazooka blast, sent him to fry
Eight Little Mobsters went to Japan
One went to Tomobiki
A Green Haired Beauty, he saw fly
He grabbed her, she went zap and the boys went snap and he
did die
Seven little Mobsters went to Japan
One went to Juban
A pretty blonde with a weird hairdo, he did grab
A guy with a tuxedo, put him on a slab
Six Little Mobsters went to Japan
One went to Juban
A temple maiden, he thought to try
She, him did fry
Five Little Mobsters went to Japan
One went to Nerima
A sexy redhead he did seize
She yelled about roasting chestnuts,
She smashed him, so his chest is covered with broken bones
and cuts.
Four Little Mobsters went to Japan
one went to Nerima
A short haired school girl he did seize
"A pervert" she cried and malleted he
Three Little Mobsters went to Japan
They drove to Nerima, a pretty girl to seize
One hopped out of the car
when a beautiful girl he did see
watching a street clown dance with a skeleton
The clown danced with him, now there are two
Two Little Mobsters went to Japan
They followed the girl home
and grabbed her and made her cry
One pulled a gun, someone yelled Bakusai!
and then there was one
One little Mobster alone in Japan
hurting Kasumi in front of her family
Now there are none.
Ten Little Mobsters, each in a jar
all are going home, with a note to their bosses, wherever
they are
Saying you are welcome to visit us, whenever you can
but remember your manners or expect to go home in a can.
Author's Notes
This one kept yelling in my ear until I wrote it down. I
don't mind Muses, but not at 150 decibels please.
--
Rick Robinson
RICHARDROBINSONJR@prodigy.net
If violence is not solving your
problems you're just not using enough of it.
Misato
"I guess I'm just an old-fashioned sentimentalist at heart.
I refuse
to accept a no-win scenario. I hate the thought of a
universe without
justice. If the maneuverings of dark powers can't be
exposed and
defeated by the pure of heart, then there's no point in
anything. I
can't believe that."
-- Benjamin Hutchins