A cheesy rip of the Offspring's "I Choose"
Saotome Blues
[Ranma is at Jusenkyo and is knocked off the pole by a large Panda...]
Ranma: Look at me I'm fallin'
Into a pool now
I can still hear the guide yelling No No No
But the words mean nothing
Can't catch up to me now
And the view is so frightening
All the way down
[Now we see Ranma as a little boy at home]
When I was a little boy
Suckin' juice from a bottle
Believing I'd live at home forever
But I didn't know nothing
Still knowing nothing
[A brief series of images; Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo, all flash by.]
I don't even know how I feel
[Typical scenes in Nerima, Ranma fighting everyone, Ranma being 'hamerized',
Ranma being hounded by four fiancees...]
This is life
What a fucked up thing we do
[Tons of cats]
What a nightmare come true
[A nice little moment with Akane]
Or a playground if we choose
And I choose
[Female Ranma sings]
Look at me I've got breasts
Like a weak girl now
I'm never gonna make it out of my hole
But I keep on laughing
Doesn't really matter
There's dozens of reasons for explaining my soul
[Scenes in China, back to voice over]
When I was a teenager
Training across China with my father
Running from whomever he stole from
He said we would make it
We didn't make it
Everyday I'm hounded by those he wronged
[Typical scenes in Nerima, Ranma fighting everyone, Ranma being 'hamerized',
Ranma being hounded by four fiancees...]
This is life
What a fucked up thing we do
[Tons of cats]
What a nightmare come true
[A nice little moment with Akane]
Or a playground if we choose
And I choose
[Looks at photo Akane]
Don't know who made this all come true
But now while you're here
You just gotta do what you gotta do
Now if I wasn't such a freak
Do you think you'd still hate me
Pretending I'm a normal guy on the living
Room floor
But like a lovely benefactor
You stand right by me
And if words were wisdom I'd be talking
Even more
[Ranma is at Jusenkyo and is knocked off the pole by a large Panda...]
So I keep on falling
As I'm looking back above me
Watching as the world turns cold and blue
Now I'm like a drag queen
I'm a hentai
And I'll never know when I hit the water