"Mamma Mia" Songfic
featuring Dr. Tofu, of all people...not the Evil Dr. Tofu, but the good
one that fell down a manhole.
"Mamma Mia" is copyrighted from ABBA, but hey, if they can turn down
$1,000,000,000 for a reunion tour, than surely I can write this
songfic...anyway...
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I've been noticing at you since you were ten
So, I made up my mind, this charade has to come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control
I just forget my role
Just one look, and my glasses start to steam
One more look and I forget everything...oooh
Mamma mia, there's Kasumi again
Oh, my, how can I resist her?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
Oh, my, I'm dancing with a skeleton!
Yes, I have patients to beckon
but when she's here they're second
Oh, my, why did you enter my life?
Mammia mia, how could I ever know
Oh, my, I don't want to let her go!
Love is a fickled thing, that I know is true
But, for Kasumi, there's nothing I wouldn't do
So, why do I, when she comes through that door
go bananas, time seems to go so slow
I know you're not the prettiest thing
but there's something about you that makes me weak
Just one look, and my glasses steam
One more look, and I am dancing...woah-oh
Mamma mia, there's Kasumi again,
Oh, my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
Oh, my, I've just badly hurt Ranma!
Yes, Kasumi is rather clueless,
then again, I'm much the doofus,
Why, why, must you always say, "Oh, my!"
Mamma mia, Kasumi and I must live together
Ka-sumi, marry me, now and forever!
Mamma mia, I love her no matter the weather
Ka-sumi, I love you forever!
Mamma mia, there's Kasumi again
Oh, my, how can I resist her?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
Oh, my, I'm dancing with a skeleton!
Yes, her family is quite eccentric
but now she's mine, I feel very restless
Oh, my, I'm glad I'm in your my life!
Mammia mia, now I really know...
Oh, my, I could never let her go!