Jones says:
Hey there, everybody! As many of you know, my web page at Simplenet
went down a while ago. To combat this problem, I've gone ahead and
registered a domain so that there will be a
*permanent* place to view
my anime fanfiction, even if I decide to change services.
From now until Third Impact, you can check out my stories at
http://www.furinkan.net
These include 'Ranma's Apartment', 'THE CLAN', 'Fantasy Life' as well
as a few other Sailor Moon and A!MS stories. Also new for
Furinken.Net is the addition of the Pokemon Abuse Hotline. It's a
place where you can read stories about Pokemon suffering horrible
agony and--
Nabiki: So you're the one.
Jones: Huh?
Nabiki: You're the one who registered 'Furinkan.net'. I've got
'Furinkan.co.jp', but I really was hoping to be able to expand into
the US market with a 'Dot-com' and 'Dot-net' presence. These 'Topless
Ranma-chan' calendars aren't going to sell themselves, you know.
Jones: I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me.
Nabiki: Oh, I'm afraid it's all too late for that, now. I'm afraid
that we're going to have to take steps.
Jones: Steps? Oh, God no... Not--
Principal Kunou: Aloha, Keiki! Now why don' you just sit back and let
big kahuna take a look at you hair.
Jones: Noooo! Not my hair!
Nabik: (shakes her head sadly) Sometimes they just don't learn. Until
my lawyers and the principal are done with Jones-san, you can still
fufill all your 'Topless Ranma-chan' needs at my homepage. I take
Visa, Mastercard, and international Postal Money Order. Ja!
(Akane takes this opportunity to step out. She is holding one of
Panda-san's signs. It's lettered in neat western script.)
*WHILE THE AUTHOR'S OLD EMAIL ADDRESS SHOULD WORK INDEFINITELY,
JONES-SAN MAY NOW BE REACHED BY SENDING E-MAIL TO:
guilty@furinkan.net. THANK YOU.*
* * *
C. Jones -
guilty@furinkan.net
http://www.furinkan.net
* * *
C. Jones -
cjones@arn.net
ARNet Incorporated - (806)355-3539
And then, much to our relief, when the great sleeping dragon
awoke, it donned a party hat and began to dance.