For anyone who has been on the FFML for a while you may remember the
original posting of this concept. Well, we scrapped that idea and came up
with this. This story will have major effects on the Ranma 1/2 universe.
Just think of one thing. Imagine the girl from sodg and the boy from sodb
didn't drown, but somehow ended up in the future. That's all I'll say for
now. Sorry about the formatting, I'll clean it up when the fic is ready for
posting. And it is not a rehash of Slayers, a few people told me it sounded
the same, but truth be known I have only seen the Slayers movie, and the
first four eps of the tv series. However our characters are paterned after
ourselves actually, me being the template for Kiyoi and Paul being the
template for Hikari. Interesting, ne?
Now because I and my partner are still fledgling authors(I've been around
for a while, even posted some stuff, little C&C, a nice rave from Chris
Willmore though) I find I don't get much feedback. Please take some time
out to tell me what you think. If people don't bother reading what I write
why should I bother? Anyways, now that that's out of my system, on with the
show.
Without further ado...P-P-P-chan productions proudly presents.
Yin Yang: Enter team Tao.
A fic by Lucas "Ranchan" Muzzatti and Paul "The happy hentai" Ervi
"Fanime, as you like it."
It was a time of sword and sorcery, of dragons and
brave knights of honor. A time where the law of physics held no
sway and magic ruled the land. The lush green fields swayed in
the wind, unobstructed except for the small buildings that
peppered the landscape. The air smelled of jasmine and the
sweet smell of roasted meat upon an open fire. And the sun
shone brighter than a thousand gold pieces, reflecting off the
ripened wheat that the villagers harvested below. This was the
land of Neramiis, ruled by the wise and noble King Kunan
III.......
"Sometimes I really hate you Hikari!", mumbled a fiery-
haired young girl as she tried to smooth out her blouse.
She was a young girl, about seventeen, with long red hair tied in
a high ponytail, and a well-rounded body she seemed obviously
proud of. After all, it's how she managed to attract her partner
in the first place. Her ensamble gave the impression of a
sorceress, complete with cape and pouches of unknown
substance. She leaned heavily on her staff, careful not to disturb
the glowing emerald that was encased in a gold claw at the top.
"Me? What did I do?!", replied Hikari, adjusting the iron
faceguard that covered the sides, top and chin of his face. A
strong, muscular lad he was, and not much older than she, with
spiky, blond hair in a most peculiar style. He shifted the
breastplate of his armor to a more comfortable position, and
patted his trusty sword swinging by his side. The sword shone,
as if to greet its owner. The young knight smiled at his weapon,
then proceeded to cover it with his cape.
"I wanted to stop at the last town to grab a bite to eat but
nooooo, you said we had to keep moving, that if we wasted
time there we'd be caught for sure! My poor, kawaii body is
going to shrivel up and waste away if I don't get anything to eat
soon. And if that happens, how am I ever going to find a
husband?", the girl whined in his ear. The young knight gritted
his teeth. "Yawra is just a little further ahead. And you know as
well as I do I'm the only man that survived being near you, what
with your magic overkill and all... and how can you still be
hungry? We ate two hours ago! Do you always think with your
stomach, Kiyoi?", Hikari scolded. "Not all the time...", she
smiled back at him, batting her eyes, "Just every chance I get..."
Hikari face-faulted. "Look... We're still on the run from the
authorities in Hyraan. If we stopped in that last town, we would
have gotten caught for sure....", Hikari explained as he picked
himself up off the ground, "Especially with the way you eat...."
Kiyoi stopped walking. "What did you mean by that?!", she
hissed, her eyes beginning to glow red. Hikari continued to dust
himself off before realising his faux pas. Once again his mouth
did the walking without the accompaniment of his brain.
"Hey, uh, wait a second there Kiyoi!", Hikari smiled
nervously as he surveyed the area for possible escape routes. *
Damn! All open road! Nothing to duck behind to soften the
blow! Oh why didn't I insist on the forest route? Baka, baka,
baka! *, he thought whimpering. Kiyoi took a step towards
Hikari, raising her summoner staff towards him. The emerald
glowed brighter with every word Kiyoi spoke of the incantation.
"I didn't mean it like that! It's just that you like to eat so much
and.....", Hikari blubbered. "SO YOU'RE SAYING I'M A
PIG!", Kiyoi growled in an otherworldly voice. "No! I just....",
Hikari stammered, trying to think of another reason to calm her
down, "It's just that your so, uh, kawaii and all that maybe we
would have been kept behind by all the men that would have
flirted with you...." "SO NOW I'M A TEASE!", Kiyoi shouted,
speeding up her incantation. "D'oh! No! I mean... I mean...",
Hikari waved before slumping his shoulders in defeat, "Oh,
what's the use... She never listens anyway...Just take it like you
always do...." "FIREBALL!", Kiyoi shouted as a sphere of
pure flame materilized in front of her staff and shot towards
Hikari. The ball connected with his breastplate, erupting in
flames all around him. After a few minutes the flame disipated,
leaveing a charred Hikari in its wake. "Feel better?", Hikari
puffed, black smoke escaping his lungs. "Much!", Kiyoi giggled
as she smiled at her partner, "Now let's go get something to
eat!"
40 kilometers from the town of Yawra, in the northeast: "Yes
Stalwin?", snarled the knight comander as he shifted his helmet
back into place. * Damn helmet! I can never see in this thing! I
wish they had given me one that fit right! * "Sir! Flames sighted
in the southwest!", reported the young soldier, "They erupted on
a road near the town of Yawra!" "Ah, the girl. Still as hot
tempered as ever", the captian smiled, rubbing his chin, "One
has to wonder how her companion has managed to survive this
long with her. I'll teach her to refuse my affection! Guard!
Gather the men! We head to Yawra tonight!" "Yes
Commander Mose!", the soldier replied, bowing to his superior.
"Soon, my little pheonix, you will be mine!", Mose said to
himself, laughing to the wind.
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"Why, Pol... I didn't know it was so... _BIG_." Ran said smirking.
"Yeah, nice ROD, Pol." Xallah added, smiling.
"Hey! Leave my tackle out of this." Prime said blushing as he put his
fishing rod away. Both girls giggled.
"Bloody Polygamy." He said under his breath.
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Ran. Naughty Neko Elf Girl.