Subject: [FFML] [Ranma/South Park][Mature]Nerima Park
From: Pippin Took
Date: 1/21/2000, 7:06 PM
To: FFML

Gods, don't ask me where THIS came from.  I somehow
had a vision of Cartman dressed in Kuno's robes with a
sword screaming "Respect my authori-tah!" and it just
kinda stuck until I wrote a little scene.

I have no intention of continuing it.  I just thought
I'd share my warped sense of humor.

The idea of Akane's birthday... Well... Mine is next
Friday :) I've got parties on the brain.

I don't own South Park or Ranma.  I just thought it
would be kinda funny to see it together.  Please don't
take it seriously.

Oh yeah, I know people hate the script thing... But
the limited animation of South Park translates well in
the script form.

Nerima Park
by Leloi

(Ranma, Ryouga, Kuno and Mousse at the bus stop)

Ranma: Dude... I have to think of something to give
Akane for her birthday.

Mousse: Mm mm mm mm m-mm!"

Ranma: Nah, besides I don't think she has a cat.

Ryouga: Whatever, dude... But you gotta stop barfing
on her when she talks to you.  It's sick, man.

Kuno: Ranma, you've got to learn the finer points of
asking women out.  You go up to them, raise your sword
and say, "Listen here, chick.  Respect my
authori-tah!"

Ranma: What the hell are you talking about Kuno?  You
can't just wave a sword around demanding authority.

Kuno: We'll see... We'll see...

Ryouga: Dammnit, Kuno... You just can't go around
shaking swords at people!

Mousse: Mm mmm m m mm mm.

(Everyone but Kuno laughs)

Kuno: Oh-ho!  I don't have to take this crap.  Screw
you guys... I'm going home.

(Kuno looks uncomfortable for a moment but doesn't
leave)

Ryouga: So what do you want to give Akane for her
birthday?

Ranma: I don't know... Something nice, but not too
nice.

Mousse: MmMmMmMmM-mm!

Ranma: Forget about the cat, Mousse.  Besides I don't
like them.

Kuno: Afraid of a little pussy?

Ranma: Shut up, Kuno!

Ryouga: Yeah... shut up Kuno!

Kuno: What are you going to do about it lost boy? 
Huh?  
Ranma: The bus is here.

(Bus pulls up and Cologne opens the door.)

Cologne: Get in!

(Scene change to school and classroom)

Hinako-sensei: So boys and girls we are going to learn
something fun, isn't that right Yen-chan?

(Hinako-sensei talks to a sock puppet with a BIG yen
piece for a head)

Yen-chan: That's right, Hinako-sensei.

Ranma: (leaning towards Ryouga) Dude... I still don't
know what to...

Hinako-sensei: Ranma, is there something you wish to
share with the rest of the class?

Ranma: No, Hinako-sensei.

Hinako-sensei: Perhaps you want to tell Yen-chan
before he gets mad.  You wouldn't want to see Yen-chan
get mad, would you?

Ranma: No, Hinako-sensei.

(Hinako-sensei uses Yen-chan to steal some of Ranma's
energy)

Hinako-sensei: Very good. 

(She turns to the board)

(Scene change to playground at recess)

Ryouga: Still drawing a blank on what to get Akane,
huh?

Ranma: Cool it, dude... here she comes.

(Akane and Ukyou join Ranma and Ryouga)

Akane: Hi guys, what's up?

(Ranma pukes)

Akane: Eew!

Ryouga: So today is your birthday Akane?  

Akane: Sure is.  I'm having a party.  You guys are
invited.

(Ranma pukes)

Akane: Eew!

Ryouga: Sure we'll be there.

(Kuno runs across the yard with sword raised, chasing
Gosunkugi)

Kuno: Respect my authori-tah!

(He trips over something and falls, sword flying)

(Sword descends and strikes Mousse in the chest)

Ryouga: Oh my God!

Ranma: He killed Mousse!

Ryouga: You bastard!

Ranma: Hey wait, what's this he tripped on?

Ryouga: Looks like a little black piglet.

Ranma: I know what to get Akane...

END (Because I don't wanna write anymore)

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