From: "Steven P. Cornett" <cornetts@gemair.com>
To: "Valandar TheRed" <valandar_the_red@yahoo.com>,"Fanfic MailingList" <ffml@fanfic.com>
Subject: [FFML] Re: [Gunsmith Cats][ Take a guess! ]   A Match Made In...?
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2000 10:42:12 -0500


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From: Valandar TheRed <valandar_the_red@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2000 10:36 AM
Subject: [FFML] [Gunsmith Cats][ Take a guess! ] A Match Made In...?


> Once again, my dementia rears its ugly head...
>
Indeed it does, but we won't go into *that*.

Ent! You are a sad, strange little man. ^_^

>                  A Match Made In...?
>
>      "But, Rally, he's perfect for me!" squealed Minnie-
> May, hearts rising like helium ballons from her now
> heart-shaped eyes. The overall effect, combined with
> the cute outfit she wore, was so saccharine that it
> was positively sickening.
>
    Hearts rising like helium ballons?  Last I checked, we only
have one...and the thought of Minnie-May's heart rising without
the rest of her would be sickening (kind of like the bit in Alien where...)

Out of her eyes, no less.  EEEEEEWWWW! ^_^

>      Rally Vincent sighed. "Look, Minnie-May, I know
> you feel this way now. But what about when you grow up?
> What about when he grows up?"
>
    Isn't Minnie-May about 17 or so?   In which case she's
about as grown up as she's going to be.

>      The smaller girl pouted, and planted her feet.
> Bracing her fists on her hips, she glared at her best
> friend. "You know I'll never really grow up, not after
> what they did to me...

Actually, I was under the impression that she really didn't object to that.  May is Free-kay!

when I was younger. And he'll

> never really grow up, either! And that's not all we have
> in common!"
>
    I was expecting Peter Pan upon reading this, but the next
paragraph should have been my first clue.

>      "Oh, like what?"
>
>      Minnie-May held up her hand. "One, we're both short.
> Two, we both love big explosions. Three, our names are
> even similar!"

Right here, I got that sickening feeling.  He was the only guy I could think of off the top of my head, and I was hoping I was wrong.  *sigh*

>      Rally put a hand on her friend's shoulder. "Look,
> okay, maybe you have something in common. But I still
> think you should take it a bit slower. Five dates in
> five nights? And you're already talking about marrying
> him?"
>
>      The blonde girl blushed. "What can I say, Rally,
> it's true love."
>
>      The taller girl snorted, and started to say some-
> thing, but was interrupted by the squeaking of a high-
> pitched horn outside. "Oh, well. Sounds like loverboy is
> here. Behave yourself."
>
>      Minnie-May grinned impishly. "Of course!" She pulled
> her jacket on, and ran out to the tiny car, shouting,
> "Oh, Mini-Me, let's go! I'm starving!"
>

    And nothing quite perpared me for that surprise.  Good one
Valandar!

I feel sorry for Austin now...  *BOOM*, Baby, yeah!


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