On Sat, 15 Jan 2000, Captain Zero wrote:
Farewell, Kitty.
Been done, better even. It's a pretty easy target so it's actually harder
to write something wickedly funny without overdoing it. I should try to
find the "Crocodile Hunter Goes to Puroland" fic I did a while back.
"Look at ets ENORMOUS HED!"
Okay, so maybe not.
Hihihi, people. This, my first forey into the amazing world of fanfiction,
is sure to be a treat to read for all of you. Ever wonder why Kitty from
Hello Kitty is so _happy_? Why she looks like she's _so_ strung out on
drugs? Welllll... here's your answer, folkies. Oh, and standard disc-lamers
apply. None of the characters here are mine, and they are trademark and
copyright and patent and whatever to their respective owners. Also, a bit of
info tidbitties for you. This ficcy has a few things that are very NOT happy
in it, and no one under 18 should read. Wouldn't want a little kiddy seeing
this on accident, ne?
Hello Kitty is owned by Sanrio. If you ever post this anywhere public, I
advise to get a very strong disclaimer, because Sanrio is very very touchy
about usage of their characters. All the better Hello Kitty websites have
to have a disclaimer at the bottom of each page.
And, finally... enjoy Farewell, Kitty. I KNOW you will.
Oh, and Goodbye Kitty is already a character used by a skateboarding shop.
Hum dee dum.
You might want to use a spellchecker as well.
Kitty hoppity-hopped up to her pink house, and looked around. "My, where are
my cookies? I don't see a happy box anywhere?"
The house she lives in with her mother and father and twin sister Mimi is
actually white.
Kitty gets up, and walks down the hall to her room. "I'm gonna find the
bastards who have my cookies and get them back." Kitty opens a dusty box in
the back of her closet, and pulls out a short black dress... and a nice,
sharp butcher knife. "Yes, I'll get my cookies back... I KNOW I will."
She actually has a black dress made mostly out of feathers that was
introduced as a special line for 2000.
Kitty sucks and sucks and then he comes. Then Kitty bites his dick off. "Oww
bitch!" the guard yelled. Kitty jumped up high and cut off his head, and a
fountan of blood painted the ceiling red. Kitty sits down and starts singing
as a shower of blood drips all around her.
So this is obviously about the anime HK, otherwise she doesn't have a
mouth.
Hehe, funny story huh? Just the kind I like reading! And writing, too! Well,
The Heroic Amazing Captain Zero (and Company) will have some more storys for
you reeeeeal soon! Have a nice day! :)))
You know, it usually helps to be a fan of a series/character before you
write something about it. Just FYI.
Colleen