Before I begin I'd like to say something, I have never read this fic
before, as I MST it will be the first time. That can be good for an MST,
and it can be bad. If your reading this, it was good.
>From the magical work shop of Carrot Glace, a brand new MST starring:
Happosai, Ataru Moroboshi, Noboyuki Musaki, and Carrot Glace. [After all,
it -is- a magical girl anime...]
With special guest star "Guy Daigoji" [Yamada Yojiro]
[Car] Hey guys, what are we watching today?
[Guy] Does it have any giant robots in it?
[Car] We went to see the Gekigengar movie last time, it's my turn to
pick!
[Ata] It's not like we have a choise when we do one of these MST things
ya know? What is the fic old man?
[Hap] Don't know, some sort of original magical girl thing I hear.
[Guy] Aw man, I hate shows like that.
[Nob] Perhaps you speak to soon my boy, after all if it's magical girl
anime you know what that means don't you?
Mr. Daigoji looks uncertain and says nothing.
[Car] Courtesey breast, and nude transformation sequences!
[all except for Guy] Waaahooo!
Force of Magic
By Ewen "Blackbird" Cluney
Our happless fanfic victems move into the darkened theater as the opening
credits roll.
[Ata]How do you earn a nick name like 'Blackbird'?
[Car] Sitting on power lines over parking lots with lots of fresh washed
cars and...
[Nob] I think we understand.
[Guy] They'd better have a cool robot or something, or at least some
exsplosions in this thing!
Chapter 2
[Hap] Well we missed the first nudie transformation, that would have been
in the last chapter.
[Ata] A cryin shame old man. [[Both of them appear near to tears]]
[Guy is getting annoyed] You'll get over it.
Going back to school after all that had happened seemed
strange, to say the least, and it reminded Haruko of one of the
reasons she'd agreed to become a magical girl.
[Car] So she could wear really short school uniforms?
[Ata] Pounding on overly feminine men with a huge wand?
[Nob] [getting excited] Tearing off all your clothes just before your
unform appears so we can see you naked?
[Hap] Stealing womens underwear?
Everyone looks at Happy strangely.
She was still in
elementary school, but it seemed as though she'd be spending the
rest of her life studying.
[Ata] Elementary school? Boy that killed the mood like a Barney mascot at
a Pokemon convention.
[Car] boy I'll say, maybe she'll be cute when she's older?
[Nob] You'll be as old as me by then boy.
The two youths hung their heads in defeat.
[Guy] Eeew, gross! I'm not gonna have to see her nekkid am I?
She remembered wondering if there was
actually anything beyond, a better way to live, other than being
subjected to a daily barrage of knowledge, all ultimately in
preparation for the exams that would determine what school was
next, leading to more lessons and more exams.
[Car] That's no way to live! You must exspirience love! It breaks my
heart to see a beautiful young girl waisting her life away like this!
[Ata] Calm down man! I think she's going for dramatic angst right now.
[Guy] Well at least she has that part down right, now if she could just
find an alien battle armor or some kind of magical space ship that
transforms in to a... [[the man trails off after several disaproving
looks]] OH! Like you wouldn't think that was cool!?
[Car] I have to admit he has a point.
[Hap] Yea, on the top of his head.
But being a magical
girl wasn't necessarily what she'd had in mind. Not like this.
She looked up from her bento to see her friend Minami sitting
across from her. "What're you thinking about, Haruko?"
[Ata] You and me naked in jello.
[Nob] Nothing my mind is an endless void of depression and lonelyness.
[Guy] I bet she was having a good dramatic moment until that over cheery
friend of hers ruined it!
[Car] Living on a ship with Yuriko I would think that could happen to you
quite easily.
[Guy][[rolling his eyes]] You ain't kiddin.
Haruko forced a smile. She hadn't even realized she'd been so
lost in thought. At her age she was supposed to be carefree and
happy, but pretending was hard. "I--It's nothing."
[Ata] Boy I'd hate to see her take on a difficult task, like opening a
door or something.
[Car] [[Haruko voice]] Damn you! Cheery wench! Couldn't you see I was
brooding!?
[Nob] I remember pretending at her age, I used to pretend I was a
doctor...I always wanted to be one.
[Hap] Gynecologist?
[Nob] Of course not! That is a repulsive job! I wanted to be a
Mamographist!
Thankfully, she didn't press any further, and simply went
about filling her in on the latest in gossip. It was all idle,
meaningless chatter about what this teacher or that student had
been up to, but it let Haruko drift away from her troubles for a
little while. Until they were interrupted by Teruo stopping by
their table. He was tall for a boy in fifth grade, and had an
uncharacteristic maturity at times, though it had a way of
disappearing all too often.
[Car] Hey! I found Teruo's clothes all folded up neat here in this
corner!
[Ata] Isn't there an evil monster attacking?!
[Hap] Why yes, I was just running in terror myself while the magical
girls and their plucky male companion destroyed it.
[Car] Do you realize what this means?! If his clothes are here and the
magical girls are fighting with their "PLUCKY MALE COMPANION" over
there...
[Ata] My god! Teruo's running around NAKED!
[Car] Yea! Let's go find him and beat him up!
He liked to hang out with them
whenever he got the chance, though Haruko wasn't at all sure why.
[Ata] I swear I only saw the transformation once! but I was hooked
instantly.
[Car] I bet she's awfully well endowed for an elementary school kid.
[Guy] [[Haruko's voice]] I bet he likes me, no way is he the guy helping
me fight evil!
"Hi there!" he announced, sitting himself down without
invitation. "Did you hear about the latest incident?"
Haruko felt her pulse quicken. She'd nearly forgotten; he was
a "fan" of magical girls. He collected CDs, posters, calendars,
video games and anything else they'd sell, but most of all
information.
[Ata] Teruo, proud owner of every Sailor moon episode and product ever
made.
[Guy] I used to beat guys like that up when I was little.
[Nob] Hey! I was a guy like that when I was little!
[Hap] Why does that not surprise me?
"No." replied Minami, rolling her eyes. "Good thing we have
you around to keep us up to date, right?"
[Car] Ah, she's sending the 'leave me alone you pathetic fanboy weirdo'
signal out to him.
He just smiled. "Yup. Apparently there's a new magical girl
operating in this area; she and Pretty Warrior Magical Rina took
out a youma posing as a fortune teller."
[Ata] Apparently his resciever isn't working.
Haruko nearly choked on her rice.
"A new one?" Minami was obviously feigning interest. She did
that to him a lot sometimes.
[Car] Go for it you fool!
[Ata] She wants you!
He nodded. "Yeah. No one knows much of anything about her --
there were only a few eyewitness accounts, and the shop was empty
by the time anything happened." He tapped the notebook he held
and grinned. "I'll be sure to keep an eye on her."
[Hap] and maybe bring my camcorder and catch the transformation, add it
to my collection...heh heheh.
[Ata] What happened to your panty collection?
[Hap] Come now my boy, a man can't live on underware alone! You gotta
have a good feel now and then too.
[Nob] Ain't that the truth.
Haruko locked her gaze on the bento in her hands. "I bet
there's new magical girls all the time�"
Teruo sighed. "I wish. Only those damn hunters are becoming
more and more common here in Tokyo."
[Car] Ah, the dark element comes into focus.
[Ata] I was hoping it was because of a tentacle monster myself.
[Guy] Of course not you idiot! That's a lemon!
She trembled. "Hunters?"
[Carrot strikes a pose with the other men standing beside him, Ataru has
a garrote wire in his hands] The Magical girl Hunters are here!
Nodding gravely, he replied, "Yeah. I'm sure you've heard to
them -- the guys who use guns and things to go around murdering
magical girls. Most are just criminals and thugs." The contempt
in his voice and the conviction in his gaze cut like a knife.
[Ata] [[Minami voice]] Ouch my eye! Watch where you point those things!
[Hap] Haruko looks down and notices that her blouse has been cut across
the front of her breast in several places...
Minami took a sip of her Calpico Water. "Stop it! You're
scaring me with all this talk about guns. Can't we talk about
something else?"
Haruko felt cold. Nothing terrified her more than guns, not
even the youma. She'd seen them in movies, but they didn't
adequately show just how terrible they could be. The image of hot
lead piercing one's flesh, muscle and skin and tendons torn
apart, bones broken, blood flowing to the ground in an endless
tide�
[Guy] [[wakes instantly up from his nap and looks around excitedly]] I
heard the word gun! Where is it? Where is it? [[He looks up at the screen
and frowns as he settles back for his nap]] false alarm.
[Ata] ...as the gun ripped through her body mercilessly and forced it's
way down her throat, it fired and several tenticals sprouted from the
clip forcing their way down her body and...
[Car] WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
[Hap] Wishful thinking?
[Nob] I think you've got it.
"See? You're scaring Haruko -- you know she gets scared just
by seeing them in movies!"
"Why?" Haruko managed. "Why do they do those things?"
[Guy] [[half asleep]] I understand why they do it completely.
[Hap] Can't you see that innocent young flower is in peril?! To kill such
beauty at such a tender young age is unforgivable!
Teruo shrugged. "They have reasons -- nothing sufficient to
justify what they do, if you ask me. Some want revenge, some want
to prevent the collateral damage that some magical battles cause
-- as though someone else is going to deal with the monsters."
"It makes it seem like the world isn't worth saving," she said
bitterly.
[Car] I am the accountanator! You'll pay for all that property damage
wench! Taste my grenade launcher!
[Guy] Wouldn't that just make a bigger mess?
"Possibly. But it's not as though we have any others. We need
to make this one better, however we can. As long as there's still
good people in the world, it's worth saving."
[Car] [[Deep in thought,]] Hmmm, a better world?
[[The screen wavers as he fantasizes about a world with only bikin clad
girls between the ages of sixteen and twenty two.]]
[Guy] Snap out of it! We've got a fic to watch! [[He turns and notices
everyone elses attention is fixed on the thought bubble over Carrot's
head.
[Hap] Shut up!
[Nob]Very interesting.
[Ata] This is way better than a stupid fanfic.
[Girls in Carrot's head] Come on master! We have to oil down the swimming
pool in these dissolving bikkini's!
[Guy takes a small needle out of his coat and promptly pops the thought
bubble] You can do that later! I just want to get this over with!
On the way home, Teruo offered to walk with Haruko and Minami.
Not even sure just why she was doing it, Haruko tried to make an
excuse to go home by herself, but he kept pressing, until she
finally relented, but even then she could barely bring herself to
look at him.
[Ata] Nothing turns me on more than a girl who won't look at me!
Why? He wasn't all that remarkable or anything. He was pretty
ordinary looking, really. Then, why did her pulse go faster when
he was so close? She felt like finding a place to hide for the
rest of her life. She felt sick, and had to hold back the urge to
run away. Teruo and Minami laughed and talked, with only an
occasional concerned glance in her direction.
[Car] [[Teruo's voice]] Great! This new cologne I bought is working! She
wants me bad!
Suddenly, she saw Piyo poking his head out from behind a bush,
frantically motioning her closer -- at least, that's what she
assumed it was -- with his stubby wings. "I--I just remembered. I
have to go. Sorry." With that, she hurried off. She knew their
eyes were on her back.
[Guy] No you fool! Pretty young anime girls should NEVER wander into the
bushes!
[Car] Well, we certainly know what he likes to watch now don't we?
[Ata] Gekigengar indeed.[[Turns his nose up at the man]]
[Guy snarls at them] Your no better you little perverts!
Piyo landed in her palm, and looked up at her with a grim
expression. "There's a very powerful youma in the neighborhood."
He explained. "We need Candy Rose."
[Ata] Candy Rose?
[Car] That's a Magical girl name if I've ever heard one.
[Hap] Being that it's Japanese Something like Sakura something or other
would have been better.
[Guy] I don't see any problem, It's consistent after all.
[Nob] What about leather girl or something, now that would be
entertaining.
[Car] Can't argue with that either...
She nodded, and gripped the locket. For now, at least, she was
going to do this. "Pretty Rose Power Up!" The world exploded with
light and colors, and yet somehow it all seemed hollow. Cold.
When it ended, Candy Rose looked to Piyo for guidance. It was
hard to perceive emotions in that beaked countenance, but she was
sure she saw a trace of concern.
[Ata] Kawaii Bondage Powerup!
[Car] Supa S+M Powerup!
[Guy] Pretty flower bot Powerup!
[Car] You need help Yojiro.
"Let's go." He said firmly.
It was a part of the neighborhood filled with a dozen
mismatched little shops of every description.
[Ata] [[Girly voice]] We can't shop here! The stores don't match!
By the bakery stood
a creature that looked somewhat human, but was clearly a youma.
She had gray skin and resembled the Queen of Hearts from a deck
of playing cards. Further, she commanded a small horde of lesser
playing card youma, about half her size, that wrought havoc
wherever they could.
[Car] Wahahahahaaa! I'll take that candy little boy!
[Ata] Look look! I'm skateboarding around the 'No Skateboarding' sign!
[Nob] Come on just one little date?!
Piyo looked up at her. "You know what to do."
[Ata] Run like hell?
[Guy] Get a bigger gun?
[Car] Use saccarine induced power attacks to kill it?
[Hap] Go into the lengure store?
Candy Rose nodded. "Right."
She strode into the open, and held her magic wand ready. "I am
Magical Girl Candy Rose! In the name of� Justice I will punish
you!"
[Car] Ha! I win
The Queen of Hearts turned to face her, a wicked grin
splitting her too-smooth gray face. "Cardians! Attack!" At her
command, the card-creatures surged towards Candy Rose.
[Ata] Are they her Legal Cardians?
[Car] Isn't that a sweater or something?
[Hap] I wonder if the Cardians will lose custody of her if they keep up
all this delinquincy
She steadied herself, and prepared a spell. "Rock Candy
Shower!" The power flowed through her. Out of thin air a rain of
small, jagged crystals appeared, glowing with deadly pink energy.
[Ata] Quick! We must eat our way out of this attack!
Where each struck, an explosion rang out; the sound of it was
deafening, and the ground beneath them vibrated with the force of
the miniature shockwaves.
But the Queen still remained. She didn't seem fazed in the
least. She'd been told that youma were simply inhuman monsters,
devoid of compassion, and she'd yet to see anything that showed
otherwise. The youma held her hands outstretched. A mote of
angry, glowing crimson appeared, and exploded into a hear-shaped
beam of energy. The attack was so sudden Rose had no time to
react, and she was struck squarely in the chest.
The next thing she knew, she was lying face down on the
pavement, and hurting a lot. Her body was on fire -- lances of
pain danced across it.
[Hap] Did she say lacy?
[Ata] I wish old man.
But the youma would still be there, ready
to attack again. Candy Rose struggled to get to her feet. She had
to do something before another attack came.
An ice-cold hand grasped her hair, yanking her upwards. Her
own weight tore at the roots of her hair. When she dared to open
her eyes, she saw a man dressed in a crimson jumpsuit, his eyes
blood-red and full of hate, his hair jet-black.
[Car] Perhaps it was Battleship grey before he colored it?
"So, little one," he snarled. "You would interfere in my
plans? That offense is unforgivable." His gaze was full of
venomous contempt. He raised one hand over his head, hateful,
dark energies gathering in his palm. Whatever power he used,
Candy Rose saw only crimson consuming the world, and felt only
pain.
[Ata] If you had foiled my plans it would be a different story, but since
you only interfeared I have to kill you.
When she recovered, she saw a magical girl, about eleven years
old, standing there defiantly. The new girl had plain black hair
with a ribbon in it, and a typical mahou shoujo sailor suit, only
in plain blue with the addition of a breastplate wrought in pink
and silver. The wand was the only stereotypical part of the
ensemble, with a heart on the end.
[Car] [[Sounding hopeful]] The lesbian avenger?
A chilling wind whipped over the city. Candy Rose couldn't
bring herself to move from where she lay on the ground. It hurt
too much.
The youma man regarded the new arrival with a wicked grin.
"Ah, if it isn't Magical Knight Mysterious Pink. So good to meet
you at last."
[Ata] I heard she's still having legal troubles with those Rayearth
chicks.
Mysterious Pink -- Rose was sure she'd heard that name before.
On the news, or maybe from Teruo. She looked far too familiar.
The girl's expression was unrelentingly grim, and showed no trace
of fear. "You seem to be as stupid as the last one I took down;
this should be over quickly."
[Guy] I don't suppose this chick is her friend from school?
[Ata] I didn't know that guy had it in him.
[Guy] Not him idiot! The girl, the girl!
"My name," he announced, "is Bloodblade. Today I shall crush
you utterly, I shall--"
His speech was ended when a bolt of pink energy struck him in
the chest. As he looked in shock at the tendril or smoke that
rose up from his body, he found Mysterious Pink right in front of
him. She delivered a vicious kick to his groin, and he staggered
back, his features contorting with rage.
[Car] You kicked him in the nads!
[Ata] Youma have nads?
"Cut the crap!" yelled Mysterious Pink. "I'm sick and tired of
your bad speeches and idiotic schemes! Just shut up and fight!"
Bloodblade was more than willing to oblige. He threw himself
at her, and the two quickly became a blur of hand to hand combat.
Bloodblade was nearly twice her size, and yet somehow she held
her own.
[Ata] Eeeeeww, A youma with breast?
[Guy] I don't think that's what they meant.
Somehow she matched his strength, and then some; every
blow she landed was at least as strong as his, impossibly so for
her tiny frame. Finally, she jumped up, planting her feet in his
face, and pushed off, landing some four or five meters away.
Seething, he wiped the green blood from his face, and drew a
sword; it looked like a western long sword, except that the blade
was an angry crimson color.
[Car] Are you sure it was blood? Maybe he has a cold or something.
[Ata] With a name like Crimson you'd think that wouldn't you?
Mysterious Pink reacted instantly, smoothly.
[Car] [[snorts crudely]] Mysterious Pink...hee hee hee.
She held out her
magic wand, and a blade of solid pink energy sprang forth, nearly
as long as she was tall. The two of them charged forward, their
blades clashing again and again, throwing out angry sparks every
time they met.
[Car] Look! It's Mysterious Pink...Muyou.
They seemed evenly matched, but in a fraction of a
second Rose watched as Mysterious Pink saw an opening; her eyes
narrowed, and she swung her sword upwards, slicing clean through
his sword hand.
[Car] After which he put his stump against his palm and grew a new one
before phazing into the ground. Mysterious Pink clapped looking
impressed.
[Ata] Crimson Blade, I am your father.
She did a quick backflip away from him as he
looked at the stump in horror, and deactivated her energy sword.
"Now this ends." She declared. A faint pink shimmering
appeared around her, a barely visible glow. It darkened, and
grew, becoming a hazy aura of crimson, like a living flame
enshrouding her. The anger, the power of rage flowed so strongly
that Candy Rose could feel it in her bones. The power was so
great that Pink was lifted a few inches off the ground.
[Ata] Danm! How embarassing, that's the last time I have hot sause on my
bean burritos!
When at last Candy Rose could see again there was no sign of
Bloodblade anywhere. Mysterious Pink was helping her to her feet,
which were still a bit shaky. Her breath came in ragged gasps,
and her legs felt as though they might buckle under her weight.
"Thank you�" she managed. A stinging pain shot through her
side, and she grimaced at the sensation.
Pink looked her over and sighed. "Come on."
[Ata] We have to have sex now, that's how these cross overs work.
[Hap] No! They have to show each other their underware! Only then will we
know who is the greater magical girl!
They were nearing a bus stop, when a metallic sound resounded
behind them. The sound of a gun being readied to fire. Mysterious
Pink stopped dead in her tracks. Candy Rose trembled; the fear
welled up in her, and she found herself unable to move. Even
without her injuries she would've undoubtedly fallen over were it
not for Pink's steadying arm.
[Car] Does anyone else think it's hilarious that she keeps getting
reffered to as 'Pink'?
Mysterious Pink slowly turned around to face the source of the
ominous noise. A man stood there, casting a long shadow over
them. He was dressed all in black, from his boots to his long
coat to his bulletproof vest. His dark hair was cut short, and
sunglasses hid his eyes. In one gloved hand he held a deadly
machine pistol.
[Car] Oh shit! It's Duke Nukem!
[Ata] I think it's Blade personally.
"And you have a friend today, Pink." He said grimly.
Mysterious Pink didn't move a centimeter. She was still as a
rock and her face about as expressive, held neutral with effort.
"Not now, Kanzaki."
He chuckled at that. His gun didn't waver. "Why should I?
There's a bounty on your head, you know."
She nodded. "I know. Were you lying last time we met?"
Candy Rose could barely make out what they were saying. She
couldn't stop looking at the gun, couldn't stop the tears from
rolling down her cheeks.
[Ata] Oh I get it, she's the reluctant overly cute type of anime girl who
whines through the whole series and eventually beats the villans anyway.
"Oh, that." He seemed disappointed, and lowered his gun.
"Yeah, I guess I do sort of have ethics."
"In that case," Pink replied flatly, "you'll let me heal her.
She was in a bad fight; I saved her from that Dark One, and I'm
not about to have her bleed to death. Unless you decided you
don't just go after the 'bad ones' after all."
[Ata] I like bad girls.
[Guy] Shut up! It's getting good now!
Kanzaki holstered his gun and took a step closer, looking at
Candy Rose with interest. "I don't think I've seen you around.
I'm Dean Kanzaki, your friendly neighborhood magical girl
hunter." His tone of voice was casual; he might has well have
been telling her about his job at a bookstore. "Like she said, I
only take out the bad girls, so try to behave." With that, he
spun on his heel and started walking away.
Pink turned around, and Rose found herself being carried to a
bench by the bus stop. A man was sitting there smoking a
cigarette and reading the newspaper, apparently oblivious to what
had happened.
[Ata] Ah the jaded citizens of Tokyo.
[Hap] It's no diffrent in Nerima.
"Move." Mysterious Pink said simply; her tone was icy,
unwilling to compromise in the least.
He ignored her.
Pink sighed and maneuvered Rose to the bench next to him. "I
said move, and I won't say it again."
He flicked his cigarette butt in her direction.
She shrugged, and grabbed him by the collar and pulled him
into the street seemingly without any real effort. Heedless of
his cursing, she brought Rose to a prone position, and held out
her wand. "You're hurt; you need to be more careful. Be glad I'm
here to heal you."
[Ata] Otherwise you'd just have to rely on your magical side kick to save
you just in time.
[Guy] It would have been better that way, more dramatic tension.
[Car] Is it just me or are you starting to get more into this than we
are, at least we have an excuse.
[Guy] Being a pervert is not an excuse!
Rose managed a nod. That girl� she was like Piyo, her eyes
older than her body. The eyes had a way of telling the truth when
everything else lied. And besides, if she could be made to look
older by the magic, there was no reason someone else could not
become younger.
[Nob] Oh! Magical breast implants, I like!
Mysterious Pink closed her eyes and breathed deeply for a long
time. A faint white glow appeared in the wand, and the barest
trace of a smile appeared at the corners of her mouth � Rose had
to wonder how she could possibly smile at a time like this. Motes
of white light began to flow into Rose. With each one she could
feel less and less pain. Time became lost in that soothing white
light.
[Ata] Well that takes care of the competition!
[Car] Yea, she was getting on my nerves anyway.
When at last it ended, Candy Rose felt fine. Wonderful, in
fact. She could almost forget about the hunter. Almost. She sat
up, and then got to her feet. "Thank you again. You saved my
life." Twice over.
Mysterious Pink flipped the wand over in her hand. "I'm not
about to leave you lying there for dead. We magical girls need to
watch out for our own." She paused, looking skyward, and let out
a long sigh. "We need to, but no one does."
[Ata] Come back to my place so we can form a closer bond...
Rose thought of Magical Rina, and couldn't imagine her doing
anything to help anyone except Magical Rina.
"I have to get going, and you should too."
She nodded. "I know. But, can I ask you something?"
Pink looked her in the eye with that knowing, tired gaze.
"Make it quick."
[Car] Are you free tomorrow night?
[Ata] That would make sitting through this all worth while wouldn't it?
"I just wanted to know�" She took a deep breath and gathered
her courage. "How� why do you keep on fighting? Especially with
those hunters running around."
She met her eyes fully, her gaze full of absolute conviction.
"Someone has to. It's as simple as that. Don't talk about that
'Love and Justice' crap -- the enemy is trying to hurt people,
and we stop them. Nothing more, and absolutely nothing less. If
we falter, everything we know and care about ends. Never forget
that."
And with that, she left.
[Car] Jeez, what a bitch.
[[The MST crew gets up and leaves their seats.]]
[Ata] Well no nudity and sex, but at least it wasn't a total waste of
time.
[Guy] I might come back and find out what happens.
[Car] Converted?
[Guy] Nah, but that guy with the gun was pretty cool.
[Hap] Come on, times a wastin! The La Blue girl double feature is gonna
start without us!
[Ata] Quickly! [[Starts shoving the others out the theater doors]]
[Car] Now that's an anime I can relate too! [[Picks up speed which causes
Ataru to fall on his face]]
[Ata] Wait for me you jerks.
[[Guy walks up behind them.]] You guys are hopless, I'm gonna catch the
new Gekigengar movie again.
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Blackbird's Domain http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/6127/
Knight Kevlar of the Immortal Frog Silver Knight of Mihoshi
"Be nice to me; I might just develop
psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo!"
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