Ora minna!*no,ora means hey,not the male informal of
I,that's ore*I'm bringing you maybe the last part of
the overly stupid looking superheroes,it depends on
how much I wanna write.It's been a fun four
days,hasn't it?Anyway,C&C welcome and appreciated,so
let's get to the fic!
------The overly stupid looking superheroes-----
Our heroes are just vacating the spaceship...
"Ahhh!It feels so GOOD to be out of that beaten up
sardine can!"Ryoko smiled and flew around a bit and
then landed on Mihoshi's shoulders as she left the
spaceship.Mihoshi,of course,crashed to the ground with
a loud THUD.Ryoko hopped off her shoulders."Y'need to
learn how to be more stable if you're planning to
defeat P.I.K.A.C.H.U.,Mihoshi!"
"Ahh,just as master P.I.K.A.C.H.U. presumed,a clever
trap set up by the government."The boy from the video
our heroes previously saw,now identified as
Satoshi,walked out of the shadows,holding a dangerous
looking gun.
"I'm afraid!Hold me,Ryoko!"Ataru clutched onto Ryoko's
chest.
"Darling...!!!"Lum began charging up her
electricity,then saw that Ryoko had the matters well
in her own hands.
"You disgusting lech!"Ryoko hit Ataru with yellow
electricity."You ecchi jerk!Nobody touches me there
except my Tenchi-kun!"*ZAAAP!* *ZING!* *BAM!* *POW!*
*SOUNDEFFECT!* *CENSORED LANGUAGE!*
"AHHH!HELP ME LUM-CHAN!"Ataru ran and hid behind Lum.
"I think darling's learned his lesson.How does it feel
to be zapped by someone else,darling?"Lum looked
behind her at Ataru.
"Um,guys,I really think we should take care of the
problem at hand,first."Trunks said,pointing towards a
very impatient Satoshi.
"Oh,hai!Watch me in
action!Pink...Sugar...Heart...ATTACK!!!!"Chibimoon
shot a bunch of annoying little hearts at Satoshi,only
to be blocked by his gun.
"Oh no!Chibimoon's attack,he blocked it!"Mihoshi
exclaimed in horror."It was so strong,too!"
"W-we clearly underestimated the enemy."Gosunkugi
added.
"Um,let me think here,what should I do."kame pondered
what to do while Satoshi,onced again,stood impatiently
by.
"I'm tired of you.Pokemon warriors!Come to my
aid!"Satoshi shouted.A team of
magikarps,jigglypuffs,and ratattas appeared."Finish
the heroes of earth off while I go take a orange juice
break!"Satoshi walked back into the main part of the
poke-ship.
And so,a large fight began...
A couple of ratattas attacked Mihoshi from both
sides.Ryoko,seeing her friend's head would soon be
scratched to pieces,shouted out.
"Mihoshi!You dropped some yen!"
"Where?!"Mihoshi bent over and looked all over the
floor for the supposed yen she dropped while the
ratattas banged into eachother and fell.
"Nevermind,I was just imagining things."Ryoko smiled
slightly.
"I sh-shall defeat you with my voodoo dolls!"Gosunkugi
took out a jigglypuff voodoo doll made of hay with a
mail sticking out of it and held it against the wall
while trying to hammer the nail in.He,of course,only
managed to make his thumb a nice shade of
black,purple,and blue."OOWWWWW!!!!!"Gosunkugi held his
thumb in his mouth while twin waterfalls ran down his
cheeks.
"Gosunkugi,you wimp!"Ranma shouted.
"I suggest another plan of action.You guys go in and
find the main villans and we'll stay back here and
hold these guys off somehow."Trunks ordered.Our heroes
ran through the door leading to the main part of the
ship while their guests began making roast pokemon.
"Hmm,if I were an evil,where would I hide?"Chibimoon
asked herself.Our heroes walked by a door with the
words "P.I.K.A.C.H.U. main headquarters"without even
noticing.
5 minutes later...
"Let's go check on how the 'Earth's superheroes' are
doing,ne?"Ryoko looked at everyone.They all nodded and
walked off through the before-mentioned door.
Meanwhile...
"I can't find them anywhere!"Chibimoon complained.
"Good!"Ataru smiled.Everyone else glared at him."I
mean,that's too bad."
"D-did you have any luck?"Gosunkugi asked Penpen and
kame.
"Wark."Penpen looked at Gosunkugi for a moment,then
walked off screen.It walked back on-screen carrying a
bowl labeled "Penpen" in it's beak.
"Great idea,Penpen!We'll use that frisbee as a weapon
in future times!"Mihoshi clasped her hands together
and smiled.
"Hmm,um,no,I don't think I found anything."Kame
said,after searching his head for 3 minutes.
"I don't understand!I looked in every possible place!I
looked in the air conditioning vent,and in the control
panel,I even took apart all the wiring in case someone
might be hiding at the bottom!"Chibimoon sighed in
resignition.
"Did anyone try looking in that door that we passed
earlier,you know,the one that said 'P.I.K.A.C.H.U.
main headquarters?"Mihoshi looked at everyone,who all
had blank stares.
"That's crazy Mihoshi-san!Why would P.I.K.A.C.H.U. be
in a room labeled 'P.I.K.A.C.H.U. main
headquarters'?You need to get your head checked!"Ataru
smirked in confidence,almost.
"Hey,guys!Why're you here?The enemy's in that room
labeled 'P.I.K.A.C.H.U. main headquarters'!"Ranma told
our heroes as he appeared from around a corner.Our
heroes all got sweatdrops around their heads,all
except kame,who got one 5 minutes later,and Penpen,who
was still wondering WHY no one had filled his food
dish yet.
"Let's go,gang!"Chibimoon charged towards
Ranma,followed by the rest of our heroes.Ranma quickly
started running so as not to be trampled.
"So,you are P.I.K.A.C.H.U.?"Chibimoon asked once she
arrived.
"Pi..."The voice from the menacing shadow answered.
"Show your face,criminal!"Mihoshi pointed towards the
menacing shadow.
"Okay,Kasumi,turn the light on."Satoshi told a red
haired girl in bandages,now identified as Kasumi.
"Yes sir."Kasumi no longer sounded like the Kasumi
from the earlier video.The light switched on,and there
sat...
A little yellow mouse with brown stripes and a
lightning-shaped tail.
Our heroes' guests sweatdropped.
"Aww,it's so cuuute!"Chibimoon cooed.
"Be careful!Remember,it's always the cute-faced ones
that are the deadliest!Like that baby face guy that
was talked about in the bugs bunny cartoons!"Mihoshi
warned.
"Let's do some major battling!"Ranma shouted.He got
glares from the rest of our heroes'
guests."Oh,um,let's watch our friends do some major
battling!"
Penpen leaped forward,brandishing the foodbowl in it's
beak.It walked up to Satoshi and dropped the bowl on
his foot.
"OOOWWWW!!!!!"Satoshi began hopping around the
room,clutching his foot."Pikachu,attack!"
"Wark?"Penpen,was getting a little annoyed as no one
seemed to be putting food in his bowl.
"Baka tori."Asuka muttered and folded her arms against
her chest.
"Hah,Flat-chested bandaged girl!I have you
cornered!"Ataru appeared in front of Kasumi.Kasumi
glared at him and took out a mallet.Ataru prepared for
the strike,which never came.He looked up after a few
moments to see that Kasumi was lying on the floor,her
bandages charred,and her mallet turned to ashes.
"You're not going to pulverize MY darling!"Lum glared
at the prone form of Kasumi.
Pikachu had kame cornered."PIIIKAAAA..."
"Noooo!Kame!"Trunks slid and pushed Kame out of the
way.
"CHUUUU!!!"Pikachu finished.Trunks stood up,completely
black from head to toe.He blew smoke out of his mouth.
"Ow."He commented.Meanwhile,kame had skidded into
Satoshi,making Satoshi go off-balance and then fall.
"Ah!What am I supposed to DOO!"Mihoshi walked
along,looking at her other friends,and not looking in
front of her.She tripped over an unconcious Trunks and
then fell on top of Pikachu.
"Yay!You did it!You defeated the evil forces of
P.I.K.A.C.H.U.!"Ryoko smiled wide.She frowned when she
heard something else.
"Power systems,failing,10 minutes until ship blows
up."a mechanical voice said from a speaker somewhere.
"Ohh kuso!This is NOT good!"Trunks exclaimed,just
getting up."We don't know how to get out of this
ship!"
"You leave that to me!The rest of you,get back to the
ship!"Ryoko shouted."Everyone join hands!"
"Hai!"was everyone else's reply.Ryoko teleported to
the wall of the ship that their spaceship was
near.Everyone else ran towards their spaceship and got
in.Ryoko began making a hole in the side of the ship
once everyone else was securely inside the other ship
and the door was shut.
Inside the spaceship...
"Mihoshi!Get this stupid pile of junk into the
air!"Asuka shouted.
"I'm trying!The controls won't respond!"Mihoshi
rapidly pressed a lot of buttons.
"The ship's about to explode!DO something!"Ranma
yelled anxiously.
Back at the hole...
"Done!"Ryoko had made a large hole that was just big
enough for the ship to go through.She noticed
something.The ship wasn't off the ground.There was
only a lot of angry and fearful shouting coming from
inside."Kuso,what has that walking disaster done
now!"Ryoko teleported into the spaceship.
"AHH!Don't SCARE me like that!"Sailor Saturn looked at
Ryoko,hand to her front bow.
"Mihoshi,what the hell's wrong?!Why isn't the ship
moving?!"Ryoko shouted at Mihoshi.
"The controls aren't responding,Ryoko-chan!I can't get
them to work!"Large,fakey looking tears were coming
out of Mihoshi's eyes."We're all gonna die!"
"Kuso...Move over,I'm gonna try!"Ryoko moved Mihoshi
out of the pilot seat and then sat down.She scanned
her eyes over the controls.She noticed a large red
switch,and sweatdropped."Mihoshi,did you even try
turning the stupid thing ON?!"Ryoko flipped the switch
on,not waiting for Mihoshi's answer.She then began
pressing numerous buttons.The Spaceship flew through
the hole in the poke-ship and sailed to earth,right as
the poke-ship exploded.
Our heroes landed on earth,in front of the small
school.
"Good work,team!You defeated P.I.K.A.C.H.U. with ease
and grace!"The booming voice congratulated our heroes
as they walked out.
"Yeah,yeah,do we get a reward?Like
money,women,food,women,or even women?!"Ataru asked.
"Um,oh yes,a reward.Hold on,I'll be right out!"The
booming voice told them.A few moments later,the door
of the school opened...
"Oh!He looks so official!So handsome,so-"Mihoshi was
cut off.
"So dorky!No wonder YOU bakas were picked!"Asuka
glared at the front door of the school.
"Well,so what if I'm a dork!My team WON,didn't
they?!"Umino sniffed and pushed up his glasses.Our
heroes' guests all got major sweatdrops.
----------------THE END-------------------
Well,that's all for now.So,how'd you like
it?Huh,huh?Ja,minna!
~Hira-chan~
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