Ok minna,this is turning out to be longer than I
thought,so I guess it's no longer a spamfic!^-^ Anyway
I suppose you want the fic,huh?Here it is!And
remember,I need C&C to survive,even if it's BAD C&C,so
send at will!
-----The Overly Stupid Looking Superheroes-----
Once our heroes got outside,they all tripped over
Kame.Our heroes' guests waltzed out slowly behind
them.
"I think it might be wise if we went with them to keep
an eye on them."Sailor Saturn stated.
"Me too,just in case darling needs backup."Lum agreed.
"It's settled then,we'll fight while they keep
tripping over eachother."Ranma's comment got glares
from the others."Okay,okay,okay!I was just kidding!"
"We WILL fight,if we must."Trunks said sternly.He
didn't think the chances of kame doing any major
fighting were very good.More likely the villans would
be having turtle soup for dinner.
"I'll agree with that!Mihoshi can't even throw a punch
without tripping.Even if she's standing still!And the
baka forgot her gun,too!"Ryoko smiled,revealing her
nice fangs."Someone's gotta watch out for the walking
disaster!"
"Hmmph!That baka penguin can die for all I care,I'm
the one that should've been chosen!"Asuka grumbled.
Our heroes had just stood up and were wondering
what their friends were conversing about.
"Hotaru-chan!What're you guys talkin' about over
there?"Chibimoon shouted across the now rather large
gap between the two groups.
"Nothing,Chibiusa-chan!"Sailor Saturn hoped Chibimoon
would just take her word without any backtalk.She did.
"Hey Mihoshi,wanna go back to my house after this is
done?I can make you real happy!"Ataru smiled,then felt
the familiar sensation of being struck by lightning.
"Darling!Get away from that girl be for I count to
san*!"Lum shouted,preparing to zap the unfortunate
lech again."Ichi...ni...sa-"
"I'm going,I'm going!"Ataru ran a very far distance
away from Mihoshi,fearing his life.All the electricity
around Lum ceased to exist and Lum smiled.
"Good,he's FINALLY learning!"Lum exclaimed.Everyone
else sweatdropped.
"Hmm,why do you zap him whenever he hits on a
girl?"Ryoko asked.
"He's my husband!"Lum replied,beaming.The sweatdrops
on everyone's heads grew larger.
"That isn't something to be proud of,Lum-san.I'm a fan
of Urusei Yatsura,and Ataru is the biggest lech in the
entire universe.That ISN'T something to be proud
of."Ryoko sighed slightly and dodged a bunch of
electricity,which hit Ataru as if some magical force
willed it to.
"Lum-chan!What'd I do now?!"Ataru whined.
"Gomen Ataru!"Lum replied simply and floated off above
everyone else.
"Why are we standing still?!We should be kicking enemy
butt!"Ranma yelled to the conference room,hoping that
the person with the booming voice would hear him.
"Umm...you must fly in a spaceship to reach the
enemy!"The booming voice told everyone.
"No problem,I can have Ryo-Ohki(which went with on
this trip)turn into a spaceship!"Ryoko excaimed
happily.
"Um,Ryo-Ohki won't work here.But do not worry,I have
thought ahead and bought a spaceship FOR you!"The
booming voice told them all.
"Let's go then!"Mihoshi began to rush forward,only to
stumble over her own two feet and try to save herself
from falling by grabbing some important looking
wiring.The wiring broke,of course,and the Conference
building seemingly started falling over.But in
reality,well,anime reality at least,it was actually
only a very big cardboard prop.Once it fell,it
revealed a small school.
"Oh for the love of Kami-sama!I knew the government
was cheap!But not THIS cheap!"Trunks muttered to
himself.
"Um,well,heheh,the PA system alone cost us 50
dollars!"The booming voice said,with a nervous
laugh."But that's not important,now time to see your
luxurious new space ship!It's in back!"
Everyone ran around to the back.They all sweatdropped.
"THIS is luxurious?!"Asuka shouted.
"I just hope the inside is better than the
outside."Ryoko sighed again.There,standing in front of
them was the CRAPPIEST space ship EVER to come out of
an anime.
"Oh,it's so beautiful!!!"I'll give you one guess as to
who said that.Hint,she's got blonde hair,really tanned
skin,and is very accident prone.That's right.Mihoshi.
"I've never traveled in a spaceship before!"Chibimoon
looked in wonder at the piece of junk before her.
"I-it looks sturdy enough."Gosunkugi added.
"Has anybody got a mallet?!I'd like to knock myself
out and wake up to see this was just a dream!"Ranma
shouted.
"I've got one!"Asuka pulled out a mallet from a
dimension pocket.
"I was just kidding."Ranma told Asuka.
"Oh.Alright then."Asuka put away the mallet.
"So let's check out the inside!"Ataru ran inside the
battered old ship.Everyone followed shortly after.
"Ugh,there goes THAT hope!There's hardly enough room
for all of us!"Ryoko put a hand over her face,as if
hoping this was just some nightmare.
"Well,let's get going!I'll pilot!"Mihoshi jumped into
the pilot seat,which happened to be the ONLY seat.She
began frantically pressing a lot of
buttons.Finally,they got off the ground."Yay!Watch out
P.I.K.A.C.H.U.!Mihoshi and her squad are going to kick
your tails!"
"We're doomed."Asuka stated.
---------------Ending this now-------------
What will happen!Wait until the next chapter to find
out!See ya then!
~Hira-chan,a pyro~
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