Author's note: I was bored...very very bored.
Disclaimer: I DON"T OWN THIS!!!!! Thank you Rumiko Takahashi-sama for
creating Ranma 1/2 and their characters, which will forever be manipulated
into works of the fans.
"Lessons from the Saotome School"
The Saotome School of Etiquette
1. Eat as fast as you can
2. Eat as much as you can
3. Don't let others eat from your plate
4. Eat as fast as you can
5. Eat as much as you can
The Saotome School of Making People Fall In Love with You
((author's note: I know that Ranma used this in Desperatly Seeking
Shampoo...I just wanted to have fun and messed it up))
1. Turn into the opposite sex
2. Have a baka father that engages you to everyone and everything
3. Have a rude personality
4. Make people challenge you
5. Beat people up
6. Eat alot
The Saotome School of Flower Arranging
((author's note:I know this is from Nihao My Concubine, that's why I did it))
1. Only work with giant man eating plants
2. Eat alot
The Saotome School for a Working Family
1. Take you son/daughter a way for 10 or more years to train.
2. Hide them from your spouse when training is done.
3. Always have someone supposed to commit sepkku
4. Eat alot.
----Complied by Ranma Saotome
Author's note: Thank you. In actuallity this is my first spam fic. I decided
to sit down and write something really fast. In other words..this took 2
minutes or less. Now.. to completely stray from the subject, I'd like to ask
something. Now... somewhere I read a story which was a Ranma/Sailor Moon
crossover. Lessee...it started with Akane dying and Ranma going to live with
his Mother in Juuban. From what I remember the last chapter I read was of
Ranma applying for a Martial Arts Contest, so was Ryouga and Kuno. Ami Mizuno
did too, because Ranma had taken the liberty of teaching her the art.
Now...if someone can tell me what the title of this story is and where I
could find it I would very grateful. Or just tell me if you've heard of it
before. So...okay. If you want to C&C this feel free. Private and Public
comments are welcome. I hope you enjoyed a brief and lame work of Satoshi
Yoshida.
~Satoshi Yoshida
((minor note: I didn't get my name from the Satoshi from Pokemon. I've been
using this for a long time, before I knew Ash's japanese name))