Well, this was inspired by a silly joke on #Improfanfic last night.

I warn you, the joke is BAD...
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I was finally going to do it.

I was going to go where no fanboy had ever gone before.

I had the full set.

I was going to get into Lina Inverse's pants.

And not just hers.

Amelia, Naga, Xelloss, Zelgadis, Gourry...

All of them.

All in one afternoon.

This was going to be fun...

-Two Hours Later...

Finally.

I was ready. The others had been enormous ly pleasureable... but Lina's would be the best yet.

"THERE'S THE PERVERT!"

Hot and sweaty, I looked up. I was damn near passing out as I struggled to get in...

"DRAGON SLAAAAAAAAVE!"

"RA-TILT!"

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I woke up a few days later.

They'd all been very, very angry.

Having *ahem* 'used' them all, none of them wanted to have their pants back in the state they were in.

So they just blew me up as the pervert I am...

But all that time of watching washing lines had been worth it.

*****

I'm sorry, I'm sorry... The joke just HAD to be used...

*****

What am I doing here
half asleep
and the rest of me
still in bed
making coffee
with tea bags...?

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