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       New Cashew Evangelion
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You. Piss. Taking.

Surely?

       Deep in the Central Dogma, Gendo was staring at the left wall of his
office.  This was not important to the future of mankind.  Not in the least.
 However, Gendo felt this was what he should be doing.  The reason was
because the door to his office wasn't as interesting ever since someone tore
down his Pretty Sammy poster.  His left wall, however, had a poster of
Sailor Moon.  This was indeed interesting.  However, he could not look as
cool as he normally would.  So, he put his laptop computer on the left side
of his desk and left it open so he could stare at the poster without LOOKING
like he was staring at the poster.

You know, I can see this being the reason for Gendou's normal actions...

       "Where did you hear 'Ozark Whoop-ass'?" Asuka inquired.
       "Will you continue to listen to what I have to say without
interupting me again if I answer this question?" Rei asked.
       "Sure, sure." Asuka told her.
       "Commander Ikari has a tendency to say it when he is playing his
Hello Kitty Puzzle Game on his Sony Playstation while wearing his wife's
underwear in a fashion that is not... appropriate." Rei responded.
       Asuka realized she had just found out _waaaaaaaaaaaaaay_ too much
about Gendo Ikari.

As he seems to have no vices... yes I CAN believe that about him.

All in all... What HAVE you been smoking?

*****

What am I doing here
half asleep
and the rest of me
still in bed
making coffee
with tea bags...?

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