On Mon, 03 Jan 2000, Kevin McHorney <stormwalker628@usa.net> wrote:
Bad Spell.
"Dammit, this stuff is supposed to happen to Ryoga, not me," Ranma
yelled
to the blue sky. He, Akane and Shampoo were outside of school when there
was a bright flash and they found themselves... somewhere else. On a high
snow covered mesa, surrounded by furniture, bicycles, clothes and mild
curry. "And why are we surrounded by all this junk?"
"Um, Ranma, we're not alone up here," Akane said, pointing at a
wide-eyed
group of people.
"Shampoo see weird pointy-eared girl. Shampoo think we no in Nerima
anymore."
The pointy-eared, elf, let's just call her an elf, looked at the three
newcomers, her eyes wide in astonishment and horror. "This? This was a
spell of summoning?" she asked in confusion. "Where did all this come
from?" The three humans standing outside the spell's range just stared at
Ranma, Akane and Shampoo. The taller woman covered her eyes with her hand
and said, "I knew it."
"But that can't be the right spell," the elf said, a note of hysteria
entering her voice.
"Yes, it was. Now you know why..." The voice cut off as the gondola it
was riding in reached the summit and the lone occupant saw Ranma, Akane and
Shampoo. "Annette, you summoned more?"
Ranma, Akane and Shampoo also stared. "A talking dog?" Akane said.
"Yeah, ugliest dog I've ever seen too," Ranma said.
"Oh bite me," the dog yelled, it's voice rising an octave.
"Hey I like this kid already," the tall, muscle bound man said.
Ranma glared slightly, "who are you calling a..." his voice cut off and
his eyes threatened to pop out of their sockets in surprise, "Are you Junpei?"
Everyone, save Ranma and Junpei, fell over in surprise. "Yeah," Junpei
said, an unfamiliar look of thought crossing his face. Suddenly his eyes
went wide, "Ranma, is that you?"
The two shook hands fiercely and began chattering. "What are you doing
here in this stupid elf world." "Man, I haven't seen you since Pop and I
stopped at that dojo years ago."
Then Junpei straightened, "Where are my manners," he said, ignoring a
'what manners' comment from the dog. "Ranma I'd like you to meet Airi," he
said, indicating the tall, dark haired woman. She nodded in response.
"And the gun nut over there is Ritsuko."
Ritsuko responded by slapping Junpei upside the head. She held out her
hand, "Nice to meet you."
Ranma was about to shake her hand when he heard two throats being
loudly
cleared behind him. "Oh yeah, This is Akane," Akane smiled and nodded.
"And that's Shampoo."
Shampoo pointed at the dog, "Who ugly dog?"
Yeah, it's short, it's silly and that's all I'm going to write on this one.
Oh yeah, very silly and very true to form too. The first time the
Saran Sarat was cast it would up replacing one problem with another, and the
second casting against the initial result ought to have wound up exascerbating
the problem. Though it might have worked better with an true Hentai gated in.
Ataru: So your telling me that the only way to get home is to strip the clothes
off elven babes till we find five marks?
Junpei: Yep.
Ataru: THANK YOU KAMI-SAMA!!! YIPPIE!!
Lum: Dahling!
ENS Kevin McHorney, USNR
"Duck tape'll fix anything 'cept my last relationship"
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http://home.att.net/~k.mchorney/
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