Note, I am using this address because I am on vaction. My friend and
partner in crime, Sephiroth (sephiroth@map.com) is holding me
hostage^W^W^Wbeing a wonderful hostess right now, in Massachusets
somewhere, where I can now attest to the fact that there is, indeed,
nothing worthwile but her out here.
Put the sword down, please, Sephi-chan.
If the two real life (!) characters in the movie The Princess Bride were
replaced by a young Sephiroth and his "mother", Jenova, what would happen?
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by Dennis Carr and Sephiroth
"Wait a second, Mom," Sephi-chan said. "They're kissing again.
What about the part where they burn down the castle and kill everybody?"
Jenova reached out a long tentacle and stroked Sephiroth's cheek. "They
don't do that, Sephi-chan." she told him, gently.
He promptly decapitated her with a quick *HACK* *SLASH* from his smaller
Masumane.
"Sephiroth!" Jenova's head screamed as her tentacle pointed at it! "Pick
up my head right now! What have I told you about keeping your room
tidy?!"
"But, Mo-om!..."
"You pick up that head right now and you put it back where you found it,
or you're grounded for a month, young man! Do you hear me?!"
-The End-