Workers of the list!
It is the pleasure of the glorious people's revolutionary front to
announce that the imperialist tyrant White Wolf has been deposed. A new
tribunal of people's deputies is now in total control of this mailing
list.
Comrades! This is an exciting time for the former 'FFML'. We are now the
People's Glorious Revolutionary Fanfiction Mailing List. This may be
abbriviated as PFML. Abbriviating it as anything else is treason against
the revolution; those who do will be given a fair trial before a jury of
their peers and then sent to the Gulag Mailing List.
This list shall usher in a glorious new era of Marxist-Leninist anime
fanfiction. Counterevolutionaries are everywhere, however, and will seek
to hinder us. Comrades! Report all capitalist running dogs at once. They
will be given a fair trial before a jury of their peers and then sent to
the Gulag Mailing List.
In keeping with the tenets of the dialetic, the old, corrupt codes of the
oppressive tyrant-leech administration have been updated. Obey all new
rules! Those who do not obey all new rules will be given a fair trial
before a jury of their peers and then sent to the Gulag Mailing List.
Here, fellow workers, are the new codes:
* Obey the Supreme Soviet of the PFML unquestioningly.
* Report all counterrevolutionaries.
* Report at once any member of the VT123. We mean it.
* All authors shall endeavor to increase their yearly quota of Utena
fanfiction.
* There is now, and has never been, no such person as Nabiki Tendo. All
fanfics must reflect this, save ones in which the nonexistant imperialist
dies horribly.
* As a way of reeducating Comrade Ukyou, she must no longer be portrayed
as a business owner and exploiter of the proletariat. Instead, she must be
portrayed in all fanfics as a steelworker.
* Ranma may no longer fight for Akane. He must fight for the proletariat.
* More mention must be made of Shishio Makoto's banking activities, and of
Kenshin's role as a good Marxist.
* The series formerly known as 'A!MG' is now 'Ah! My Non-Divine Hero of
the People's Revolution'
* It must be made clear that Crystal Tokyo is a place of True Communism,
and that 'queen' is merely a mistranslation of 'chairman'.
* We really mean it about the VT123 running dogs.
* Good citizens will refrain from spamming. Those who spam be given a fair
trial before a jury of their peers and then sent to the Gulag Mailing
List.
Comrades! Rejoice in the socialist democracy of the revolution! Exceed
your fanfic quotas! We're watching you.
-The Supreme Soviet of the
People's Glorious Revolutionary Fanfiction Mailing List