Note: The following is really stupid.

Disclaimer: Ranma belongs to Takahashi Rumiko while Slayers belong to Software Sculptures.

Buncha turn o' the Millinieum fics.
Slayers fic # 1
Lina scrambles around looking for magical items.

Gourry: Hey, what are you doing Lina?

Lina: I'm getting ready for YK.

Gourry: YK?

Lina: Yeah, you know, it's gonna be a millinieum in a couple of days. I gotta get ready in case the Mazoku black magic energy companies aren't YK compliant.

Gourry: Oh OK. But shouldn't it be Y2K? Not YK.

Lina slaps Gourry in the back of the head.

Lina: Idiot! Now I gotta be OOC. We're in the Slayers world, the calender's not even close to 2000 yet.

Fin.

Slayers fic #2
Lina: Fireball!

Nothing even fizzles out of Lina's hand.

Gourry: What's wrong Lina? That time of the millinieum again?

Fin.

Now a little bit of Ranma
Ranma #1
As we all know, Ranma never losses. So what happens when he has to face the EPOCH-ALYPSE!

Fin.

Ranma #2
Come Y2K, Ranma's curse is removed as Jusenkyo doesn't recognise the 4 digit year.

Actually, it does. Spring of Drown Girl was 1500 years old.

But... the end is nigh! 8 more millinieum till Y10K! Think about it...

Fin.

Sailor Moon
... 3... 2... 1! Happy New Millinieum everyone!

Sailor Pluto: Oh fudge! Guess I'll have to wait at least another millinieum for the new Millinieum Kingdom. And I was so sure this would be the time Crystal Tokyo would rise too.
Note: I'm Ken Brockwell. Sorry 'bout this.
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