Subject: [FFML] [FFML][Ranma][SPAM]THANKSGIVING - A Tendo non-annual holiday.
From: "Jamil Haque" <comictiger@hotmail.com>
Date: 12/30/1999, 10:26 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

This is just something I wrote.


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(We zoom into a large building right next to a house)

�So, your name is Chris Hawkins huh?� said a black haired boy with a long pig-tail.  �Sure is� replied a brown haired boy, �I am so excited I am here  in the Nerima district of Tokyo, Japan!�  he continued.  �Ranma-kun he is going to be staying with us until the end of the year� said an older girl with long brown hair tied in a blue ribbon, she also was wearing a pink apron.  �Thanks Kasumi-chan, I will show him around the house and dojo� replied Ranma.

* I can�t believe this place is real? None the less that I am here! * Chris thought.  * I read the comic book all the time, and now I am here, but I still gotta pretend that I know nothing about them.  It all started when I received the letter from school saying I was going to Nerima, Japan to stay with the Tendos and Saotomes in the student exchange program. *

    �Chris right?� asked Ranma.  When Chris nodded he continued, � things get really weird around here, we have super-strong martial artists coming every week almost, I have multiple fianc�s, and I have a curse.�  Ranma said the last part first hoping Chris wouldn�t ask about it, so when Chris said, �What about a curse?�, he winced.  � Well I kinda went to Jusenkyou is China and fell into a cursed pool.  And now I turn into what drowned there when I get wet with cold water.�  Ranma replied.  Knowing he wouldn�t get much more out of Ranma about his curse, although he knew all about it, changed the subject. �Well OK, what is the date today?� Chris asked Ranma.  Although Ranma was kinda slow in everything except Martial Arts, he was not THAT stupid.  �Today is November 24, 1999� Ranma replied matter-of-factly.  �Well then, tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day!� Chris said with excitement.  �Tanksgiv�un? What�s that?� Ranma asked confused.  * Oh yeah, I forgot!  Thanksgiving is an American holiday and I�m in Japan!  Oh well, should explain anyways though * thought Chris.   He explained the meaning of Thanksgiving to Ranma and noticed how his eyes lit up when he said there was going to be a feast.  �That sounds like a very good reason to have a feast! I should ask Kasumi to see if we can celebrate it!� Ranma exclaimed as he ran off at a speed that was faster that sound.  It was then that Chris saw the puddle of drool where Ranma was standing.  �Ewwwwwww��

    All the members of both families and one extra person was sitting at the dinner table.  Soun, Kasumi, Nabiki, Akane, Nodokam Genma, Ranma, and Chris. ��and that is what you do on Thanksgiving� finished Chris, clearly winded.  �There is turkey right?� asked Genma and Ranma together.  �Like father like son� mumbled Akane under her breath.  �Oh my! That sound like food that will be fun to cook!: Kasumi said with a smile.  Nodoka agreed by nodding.  �So should we have Thanksgiving?� asked Chris, the by looking a Nabiki, he said, �I have the money to pay for it!� and yanked out a few thousand yen and US dollars.  Dollar and Yen signs appeared in Nabiki�s eyes.  �I approve of this�.WAHHHHHH! WE ARE GOING TO CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING!� wailed Soun as he broke into his usual fit of tears.  �This is no reason to be sad father, it is a holiday!� Kasumi said cheerfully.  �I am crying out of joy daughter�.WAHHHHHH!� is what Soun replied.  Before anyone could do or suggest anything else, a yell came from
outside, �SAOTOME! PREPARE TO DIE!�.  �Looks like Ryouga is back� Ranma said as he ran out the door.  * Ryouga? Oh yeah! * �Wait for me!� Said Chris as he followed him.

*Forgot we have company, don�t want him to overhear Ryouga talking about curses, so I better end it now. * thought Ranma.  �Mouko Takabisha!� Ranma yelled as he cupped his hands and let loose a burst of energy toward Ryouga. It caught Ryouga off-guard and threw him into the clouds.  "It will be weeks before I see him again, maybe longer if he doesn't find me." Ranma said.  "RANMA!  STOP PICKING ON RYOUGA!" Akane yelled as she busted a wooded mallet 18 inches thick over Ranma's head.  Ranma just fell as if he had only been knocked out with a punch.  "Baka deserves it, picking on Ryouga like that." Akane said as she dragged him in.  She didn't see the look of pain on Chris' face.

    The next evening, everyone was gathered around one big feast.  Everyone was eating except Ranma and Genma, who could have easily eaten all of the turkey in a few bites.  As soon as everyone else was done, they were untied and were given plates.  Amazed at how fast they were heading towards the turkey, Chris didn't notice the spilt water in front of him and slipped and right in between them and the turkey.  * Uh oh* he said as he felt a sharp pain on his back.

    Chris sat up in his bed, sweaty and shaking.  "Oh, it was only a dream," and layed back down and fell asleep.

THE END
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Heh heh heh.
It was just a spur of a moment thing, don't ask.

Comictiger

"Mmmmmmm....knuckle sandwich..."- Homer Simpson


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