Post Holiday Stress Syndrome. It happens to the strongest of us, the
weakest of us. The weirdest of us (we are obviously no exception =]).
Perhaps its all the eggnog. Perhaps its the adrenaline withdrawl after
running the gauntlet of mall parking lots and crowded department stores.
Perhaps its just that we (Mune and I) act like this all year round.
Whatever the case, I recived inspiration one night after lying awake in bed.
Here is the slightly disturbing "Idea". The premisis of this was: "How can
one group of people take so much punishment and still keep going?"
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To: Prof. Oak (Dr. Orchid)
From: Field Researcher #12
Regarding: Peliminary Test Results
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Subject #: A38D7
Designation: "Ash" Sex: M
Augmentations: Boosted Adrenaline Glands
Hightend Agression Node
Accellerated Healing Properties
Observations: Overall the additions serve this subject well. Slight
problems have occured. Side effects: Egocentrical Lapses, Short bursts of
anger. Other wise, a successful run. Further studies required.
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Subject #: 27F61
Designation: "Misty" Sex: F
Augmentations: Hightend Senses
Heavily Boosted Agression Node (*)
(*See subject # 937HC)
Observations: Quick response time to all outside stimuli, although the
reactions are usually quite violent, especially toward other Male test
subjects. We have be on to something big here.
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Subject #: R37A9
Designation: "Brock" Sex: M
Augmentations: Hightend Sense(*)
(* Occular organs REMOVED)
Extra Sensory Perception (ESP)
Boosted Intelligence
Observations: Subject has no problems navigationg even with the loss of
eyes. Posible cure for blindness. Side effects include:
Non-Violent mood swings, depression, Aphroditism (Euphoria, especially
around Female test subjects), Increased need for sexual activity.
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Subject #: P83M9
Designation: "Meowth #3" Sex:M (PkMn)
Augmentations: Flash Learning Techniques
Flushed Memories, Falsified Memories
Boosted Intelligence
Accellerated Healing Properties
Observations: While the side effects are obvious (Irritability, Depression,
Obsession, etc.), the benefit of having a translator for Pokémon/Human
encounters far outways the disadvantages. Subject is doing better then
first two attempts.
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Subject #: 937HC
Designation: "Jesse" Sex: F
Augmentations: Flash Learning: Disquise, Stealth
(Extremly) Hightend Agression Node
Heat Glands
Acellerated Healing Properties
Observations: The stealth techniques and disquises are perfect for
infiltration purposes. Agressions are off the scale, ESPECIALLY against
subject # 137J. Heat Glands have interesting side effects, including:
Sudden Bursts of energy (Durring fits of rage) and slight "Fire Breath"
(Further studying required).
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Subject #: 137J
Designation: "James" Sex: M (Open to Interpretation)
Augmentations: Flash Learning: Disquise/Stealth
Inhibited Agression Node
Estrogen (?)
Observations: Exact oposite of subject # 937HC. Flash learning has
unforseen side effect: Tendency to Cross-Dress. Estrogen was a mistake
(Who put that in anyway?), and probably contributes to this. Recomend
scrubing this subject, results are discouraging.
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{TEST RESULTS}
DESIGNATION| AGR | INT | SKILL | AGL | SENSES | OVERALL
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ASH | 73 | 72 | F | 82 | 40 | 75
MISTY | 92 | 90 | F | 83 | 90 | 89
BROCK | 30 |100 | IN | 94 | 100 | 95
MEOWTH#3 | 87 | 82 | IN |100 | 72 | 84
JESSE |100 | 70 | F/I |100 | 70 | 85
JAMES | 22 | 17 | I | 32 | 7 | 25
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KEY: AGR= Agression SKILL= F;Fighting I; Infiltration;
INT= Intellegence IN; Intellegence
AGL= Agillity
Will send further updates as needed,
Field Researcher #12.
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THE END
Sooky, no?
C@C are welcomed... although this one might bring more confusion then
laughter.
Masamune46@yahoo.com
Or
PsuedoLabs@mail.com
go.to/Psuedolabs
ThankYOU! Generic Holiday Grettings to you ALL!
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