All right, I know it's Christmas, but there's too much WAFF!
On with the looney spamfics!
Disclaimer: I own none of these people, and have
lost my mind again. If found, please e-mail it to
valandar_the_red@yahoo.com.
The True Masked Hero
Hino Rei stared at the newspaper. The picture
showed a female ninja, but one wearing only her
mask, boots, and gloves. Of course, all the naughty
bits were blacked out. "Hmph. What some people won't
do for attention..."
It had been six years since the Sailor Senshi had
begun their careers, and they had all grown in to
lovely women. Makoto had found her old Sempai, at
last, and they had married two years ago. Usagi and
Mamoru had married three years ago, leaving only
Rei and Eimi of the Inners single. Well, technically,
Minako was single, but she had been engaged to her
current boyfriend for just over a year, and they were
planning a June Wedding.
About that time, the rest of the Inners showed
up, interrupting her reverie. "Hi, Rei, whatcha thinking
about?" asked Usagi.
"Just thinking back. Oh, and what do you guys think
of this?" she asked, holding up the paper.
Usagi snatched it out of her hands. "Heh, heh, er,
um, yeah, isn't it odd. Umm, gotta gotothelittlegirlsroom,
bye-bye!" She vanished, leaving the paper fluttering
down to the floor of the shrine, and confusing the rest
of the Senshi.
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"Final Muffication Attack!" Keiko Kamen did the
obvious, and her opponant collapsed, twitching, with
a smile on is face that would not go away.
"Oh, Keiko Kamen, you're so wonderful!" gushed a
young schoolgirl, an almost unhealthy look of adoration
in her eyes.
"Don't worry, anymore, Miami! Principal Toenail
of Satan has finally been defeated, and his goons won't
torture you any more!" She struck a pose, breasts
jiggling. "Farewell!" And she was off, bounding over
the rooftops.
Getting back to her home, she pulled off her boots
and gloves. She stretched, and began to pull off her
mask. It was a laborious proccess, as the two long tails
on the top of the mask 'hid' her most distinctive
feature.
She was about halfway through, when the door opened.
"USAGI?" came the startled yell from five voices.
"Um, warm weather we're having, isn't it, hehe?"
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- Valandar the Red of the Empty Tankard
Captain of the Guard of the Barony of the Far Woods
Empire of the Iron Mountains
and Ruler of the Spammish Main
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