Wheel of Fire Special #2: Twelve Days of Fire

Written by Razorclaw X (spiceoflife@NYChotmail.com)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~slythe/ranma/ranff.html
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Takahashi. And all that other good stuff. Proper
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Chorus: o/~ On the first day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me: o/~

Kasumi: A partridge in a pear tree?

Chorus: o/~ On the second day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me: o/~

Nabiki: An unmarked Swiss bank account with a trillion
yen in it.

Kasumi: And a cute birdy sitting in the tree!

Chorus: o/~ On the third day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me: o/~

Ranma: A whole mess of girls and guys who just can't
leave me alone.

Nabiki: An unmarked Swiss bank account.

Kasumi: And a partridge in the Christmas tree!

Chorus: o/~ On the fourth day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me: o/~

Miranda: A fruit cake? Who the hell gave me one of
those?!

Ranma: Add another girl after me....

Nabiki: Ah zeroes, let me count how numerous you are!

Kasumi: Oh, that's cute!

Chorus: o/~ On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me: o/~

Mousse: Five more gifts for my beloved Shampoo!

Miranda: Another brick to use as my door stop.

Ranma: Eh? Mousse? You're giving it to SHAMPOO?!

Nabiki: Oh, how many zeroes SHOULD a trillion have?

Kasumi: He's just so adorable!

Chorus: o/~ On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me: o/~

Shampoo: Stupid Mousse! What is all this garbage you're
giving me?

Mousse: My beloved Shampoo! Let me count the ways!

Miranda: If you stick a fork in it, the fork'll break.

Ranma: Mousse, you moron....

Nabiki: Oh, there's the missing zero. It's really a
four.

Kasumi: Father, look at the cute little birdy!

Chorus: o/~ On the seventh day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me: o/~

Ayame and Chika: Seven swans a'swimmin'.

Shampoo: Add silly goose Mousse to that pool!

Mousse: (splash) Quack, quack.

Miranda: Hey! Maybe the duck will like this!

Ranma: Geez you two girls! You tryin' to show us up?

Nabiki: Ah! That'd make it 6.4 trillion dollars. So
much money, so much to buy....

Kasumi: (missing)

Chorus: o/~ On the eighth day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me: o/~

Shion: Hey! What'd'you think you're doing, hitting on
my sister like that?

Ayame and Chika: Seven swans a'swimmin'.

Shampoo: Wha...? (splash) Meow.

Mousse: Quack, quack, quack!

Miranda: Heh, heh, heh, splash around all you want,
little duckies! I've got plenty more right here!

Ranma: AAAGGGHHH!!! CAAATTT!!!!

Nabiki: C'mon, Ranma, you're such a coward.

Kasumi: (missing)

Chorus: o/~ On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me: o/~

Tatewaki: A beautiful bouquet for the one I truly love,
for which I have yet to deliver, for it is a puzzle
to me as to whom I should deliver it to....

Shion: Hey, you wimp! Get back here!

Ayame and Chika: Seven swans a'swimmin'.

Shampoo: Meow, meow....

Mousse: Quack, quack....

Miranda: Other than a door stop, fruit cake IS good for
something else!

Ranma: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!

Nabiki: Sure, but it'll cost you.

Kasumi: Look, Father... it's landing on your head.

Chorus: o/~ On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love
gave to me: o/~

Kodachi: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Tatewaki: Truly this corundum must be solved in a
careful manner as which to the heart lies. For I,
Tatewaki Kuno, is loved by all, but wishes not the
broken hearts of those who love him. None at all.

Shion: Aya, I'm callin' in that favor right now!

Ayame: (pushing button on remote control) This here, my
friend, is Mishima Heavy Industry's most powerful and
deadly weapon! I call it the 'Haymaker!'

Shampoo: Meow?

Mousse: Quack?

Miranda: Uh, it looks like a rail gun on legs....

Ranma: (missing)

Nabiki: Oh, what a generous offer, Ranma!

Kasumi: Oh my, look at all the company we have today.

Chorus: o/~ On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me: o/~

Shizuka: I don't sing.

Kodachi: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Tatewaki: It is important to consider matters of the
heart delicately, for a false misstep on the part of
mine may result in unwanted events, of which include
but limited not to the striking of my person.

Shion: Ranma Saotome, where are you?

Chika: Don't hurt him... too much. He still looks
good for a pimp.

Shampoo: (splash)

Mousse: (splash)

Miranda: There's MY good turn for the day, now that
I've gotten rid of the fruit cake.

Ranma: Egh. Who're you callin' a pimp?!

Nabiki: (counts wad of bills) This's all in order.

Kasumi: Oh, Akane! I see you're back.

Chorus: o/~ On the twelvth day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me: o/~

Akane: Friends like these that make life so
interesting.

Shizuka: Aren't you the optimist. I still don't sing.

Kodachi: Dear Akane, surely you jest!

Tatewaki: If it were not for the wretched Ranma
Saotome's wicked sorceries, Akane would be free to
choose Tatewaki Kuno as her love!

Shion: (pumps lead in Ranma's direction) Ha-ha-ha-hah!

Ayame and Chika: Eh... seven swans a'swimmin'.

Shampoo: Six geese a'layin'.

Mousse: Five golden rings.

Miranda: Four calling birds. Ring, ring! Heh, get it?

Ranma: Three French hens... hey, watch it with that
thing? You tryin' to hurt me?

Nabiki: Two turtle doves.

Kasumi: And a partridge in a pear tree.


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Ranma: Eh, next time you want to do something like
this, leave me outta it.

Razorclaw X: What're you talking about? Revengefic
season is long since over; it died before my time.

Shizuka: Maybe. You never know about writers....




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Author's Rant

Enjoy the rest of the year! Why are you sitting here
reading this? Go out and have fun! Remove NYC to reply.
Silly stuff really isn't my thing.


-- Razorclaw X (spiceoflife@NYChotmail.com)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~slythe/ranma/ranff.html

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