At this festive time of year, we are required by law to send a message
saying Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, And stuff like that there.
Well, okay.
Have a positively orgasmic holiday season, with tons of loot and lots of
good food and plenty of beer and a yak and cheese-- a fine Gruyere would be
nice-- and watermelon and broccoli and a 6.6 gigabyte hard drive and a
stocking full of electric mice (PIKA!) and other nice things.
Unless you'd rather sit around with a bowl of gruel and say "Bah Humbug"
and wait for the three ghosts. If that's so, to Hoboken with you.
Kenko/Robert Haynie-- Author of Girl Days, Paragon, Redheads,
and War and Peace-- Gomen, no the last was Leo Tolstoy. Well,
I was CLOSE...