DoCo � Part VI

                              The Truth



Disclaimer: All the standard no profit stuff should go in here, however, I�m to lazy to open up a previous fic and copy and paste the disclaimer in�so now I�m typing more then I wanted to, for absolutly no reason at all. Damn�I just took up way more time than I would have copying and pasting the junk in. Okay and now on with the author�s notes, followed by the fic.

Authors Notes: Well this fic was a little bit of a while in coming�not that long though. But anyway I�m typing this a little slow because I have a broken finger (or its jammed, don�t really know for sure) but it still hurts and I can�t type with it. So now I have to type slower. Oh well and now on with the fic.

Fic Starts:

Camera (its back, finally. Thanks to Nile.com ((making fun of Amazon.com. See.)) for supplying the great new camera, with night-vision.) Fade in on the Cat Caf�.

Cologne: Shampoo what did you do with the ancient magic bra I had? I was trying to stop Happosai from getting it. Did it fall into his hands?

Shampoo: No great grandmother I gave it to Ranma.

Cologne: You what??!!

Shampoo: Why something wrong with that?

Cologne: Well other than the fact that that bra can make someone act entirely like a girl�it could also make the wearer�well�I�m not really sure how to say this but�if the wearer gets pregnant, or actually falls in love with a male he or she will stay a girl forever. And for Ranma there would be no changing him back�Well that�s not exactly true�you could splash him with water from the Spring of Drowned Man but he would still think he was born a girl.

Shampoo: Don�t worry great grandmother, he won�t really fall in love with a man�

Cologne: Shampoo�the bra makes its wearer act completely like a girl�it doesn�t matter what he was like before the bra�it matters with what he�s like with it on!!

Shampoo: They�re any way I can stop it?

Cologne: No and yes. You could in theory try to keep him as a boy the whole month that he will act like a girl.

Shampoo: Hiyah, I can�t do that. Ranma still too skilled, and now that he think he girl he have no problem fighting girls�I would lose.

Cologne: True. But still, I can�t help you however Shampoo, you entered into this with your stupidity its your responsibility as an Amazon to protect your fianc�e you�ve never had to do it before but you need to do it now.

Shampoo: I try.

Cologne: Just make sure you succeed. For your sake.

Camera: Shampoo runs out of the restaurant and sets off to find Ranma. Fade out.



Okay lets stop for just a moment. I just want to emphasize a few things: 1. I�m not going to make Ranma get pregnant, or have sex any time during this fic. 2. I�m not a pervert. In the Ranma universe this story line could happen. 3. No�this fic will still be about DoCo. Just not this part. The next one will.

Camera: Fade in on the Tendou Dojo. As usual there seems to be a lot of activity going on inside the house. Albeit, of a somewhat different kind than usual�

Ranma-Chan: Hmm�what do you think I should wear Akane? The blue blouse looks nice or the white dress�hmm what a choice. Which do you think I look better in?

Akane: Ranma�

Ranma-Chan: Ahem�

Akane: Oh sorry Ranko I really can�t help you with this tonight�I have to�do something. Ask Kasumi she would probably be able to help you out better.

Camera: Akane gets up and quickly exits the room.

Ranma-Chan: Aww�she�s just jealous that I got a date and that a tomboy like her can�t get�

Akane: I heard that Ranko!

Camera: A giant�and I mean giant hammer flies through the air strikes Ranma-Chan directly in the leg and then flies back out the window.

Ranma-Chan: Damn it Akane�look you ruined a perfectly good dress!

Akane: Arghh!!! This is driving me crazy!

Camera: Akane again leaves the room. Fade out. Fade in on a lone and I mean lone man walking the streets. He is wearing a yellow bandana and�do I really have to go on�we all know who it is.

Ryouga: Oh come on finish it up. I like being described out. Come on.

Camera: Fine (yes it�s a talking AI (artificial intelligence) camera.). He his carrying a red umbrella and seems to be looking around for something.

Ryouga: Well I know I�m in Nerima. The only time you hear cameras and narrators talking is in Nerima. Well, that and the fact that that sign says I�m in Nerima.

Sign: Welcome to Nerima. Looking for martial arts fighters? Brides? Cursed people? Dojos? Ramen? Okonomiyaki? You can find it here. Oh and don�t forget to visit our number one attraction in this city�Ranma Saotome. ---Nerima tourism board.

Ryouga: Okay I think if I keep following this road I will get to the dojo by tomorrow morning. That�s factoring in my getting lost of course. If my sense of direction was better I would be there within a day. Oh well.

Camera: Fade out. And now a commercial break (a funny one).



Pokemon Announcer Guy: Hello folks�welcome to the grand opening of the Pokemon Mind Controlling Plant. Any Pokemon Trainers that come here will be given a free Pokemon badge.

Voices: No way. There�s no way were letting this place exist for a second more. All of us together will destroy it!!!

Weapons of Characters in order of use at the destruction of the Pokemon Mind Controlling Plant: 1. Eva Units 0, 1, and 2�s guns. 2. A nuclear explosion courtesy of Dragon Ball Z. 3. Another nuclear explosion courtesy of the US Government. 4. Multiple Dragon Sprit Capture Star Sword attacks from Phantom Quest. 5. A few bombs courtesy of the Furinkan High School and Columbine High School bomb departments. Hmm�that looks to be the start of a good rivalry. 6. A giant Chi Blast from Ranma �. 7. A couple of Sailors blowing up stuff (god even Smoon helped out. That�s scary. Very scary.) courtesy of the Sailor freaks. 8. A few good blasts from Gundam. 9. A few kills by Michael Myers (which was resurrected for the occasion, and then promptly killed again.). 10. A few good New York Islanders fan riots (After they are in the bottom of the Eastern Conference for yet another year.). 11. An extremely nice aragami, from Blue Seed, knocked down about half the complex. 12. And the coup de grace was delivered with a Giga Slave, and a Ragna Blade by Lina Inverse.

Pokemon Announcer Guy: NO!!!! You destroyed the plant. Well no matter we still have one in Japan.

Voices: Not for long�we have the power of frequent flier miles!!! HAHA!!!

Now back to the show�

Camera: Fade in on the upper floor of the Tendou Dojo�

Ranma-Chan walks into Akane rooms with a small question�

Ranma-Chan: Hey Akane can I borrow some makeup for tonight?

Akane: You want what?

Ranma-Chan: Well I mean all I can find is this eye shadow and�

Akane: Here, now get out!

Ranma-Chan: Okay thanks.

Ranma-Chan closes Akane�s door.

Akane: Great, well Nabiki looks like your idea is really working. Exactly like a girl for a month�just great�

Shampoo: So pervert girl talks to self as well? That not good, show mental illness. Sign of suicide (see educational).

Akane: What do you want Shampoo, I�m not really in the mood�

Shampoo: Oh just wondering if you want to help save Ranma�

Akane: From what?

Shampoo: Just acting like girl for rest of life.

Akane: What?

Shampoo: If Ranma get pregnant, or fall in love with man, he will be she forever. The curse will go bye, bye. Luckily my Ranma would not fall in love with man.

Akane: He�s going on a date tonight Shampoo.

Shampoo: With who?

Akane: Kunou.

Shampoo: He love?

Akane: Not really. I just think he�s doing it out of respect.

Shampoo: Why?

Akane: Well he did try to save him from us putting the bra on him.

Shampoo: Oh�So you help stop date?

Akane: I really don�t think that he loves him so I don�t see a point�

Shampoo: Then spy.

Akane: He�s done that to me more than enough times�I�m not going to do the same to him.

Shampoo: Fine then I do by self.

Akane: Sure fine. Leave!

Shampoo leaves the room.

Camera: Fade out.

Camera: Fade in on downstairs of Tendou dojo. All looks correct, except for the fact that Ranma-Chan has a dress, makeup, and well you get the picture on.

Ranma-Chan: Well he�s late by a minute.

Knock.

Ranma-Chan gets up and walks over to the door, and opens it.

Kunou: Hello my pony tailed goddess, it is now exactly 8:00 according to the atomic clock.

Ranma-Chan: Umm�sure�lets go.

Kunou: Okay my love I have it all planned. Come and get into the Kunou carriage.

Ranma-Chan: You have a carriage?

Kunou: Of course, it is only a small portion of the vast Kunou estate.

Ranma-Chan: (thinks) Man if I married this guy I�d be rich...hmmm�

Kunou: So ready?

Ranma-Chan: Sure.

The carriage starts off going South and runs by a man walking along with a yellow bandana.

Ryouga: Excuse me ma�am and sir which way to the Tendou dojo?

Ranma-Chan: Oh hi Ryouga, it�s just up that way. Just keep going straight.

Ryouga: Thanks Ranma.

Carriage rides on.

Ryouga: Wait a minute that was Ranma. Wearing makeup. Okay let me think a minute. First of all I have to remind myself that this is Nerima. Okay that done let me think of any possible reasons Ranma would be wearing a dress and makeup. Okay first of all that could just be someone that looks like Ranma. Or wait a minute, it was that bra thing. Oh yeah! That�s it. Guess it worked. Now I have Akane all to myself!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Camera: Water splashes as Shampoo runs by following the carriage. However, Ryouga gets his umbrella up to block the water just in time.

Ryouga: Okay lets not get too excited. Now just keep going straight she said.

Camera: Ryouga continues to go straight until he reaches the Tendou dojo.

Ryouga: I�m back. I�ve found it again! Ahh�

Camera: Timer by hose is counting down. 5�4�3�2�1�0! Whoosh!!! An automatic sprinkler system starts up.

Ryouga: Damn it!

Camera: Ryouga jumps into the air blocks a few jets with his umbrella and lands gracefully on top of a rock. Ironically, the rock was slippery and he falls in the koi pond.

P-Chan: Oink!

Camera: Fade out.

To Be Continued (was there a doubt?).

Authors Note: Okay I�ve decided on a new format each on the next part will come after that part in the fanfic. So after the authors notes and on the next parts we will get to Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator, followed by its trailers and then its notes, and then Slayers Bits. Okay so let me finish with the authors notes for this section now. I was going to make this fic a lot longer but I decided that more people would like it if I broke the date scene off into a separate fic. Don�t worry. Christmas break is coming. The next fic will be done before next year (not the millenium or century until 2001). It will be typed up completely with a laptop that I�m getting for Christmas. So the next fic you see by me will be typed on a laptop. Also I would just like to apologize to all the Pokemon fans�on second thought�no�go home! I hate you all Pokemon trainers! Die and burn in the eternal fire of Hades!!! Okay thank you for reading and goodnight�well at least for this section.

On the next DoCo �:

Read the full date scene.

Read the attempt at breaking the bras spell.

Read why the bra was actually created.

All on the next DoCo � part 7 The Date.

Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator starts now:

Evil Female Narrator: So Booming Voice we meet again. I�ve reached your palace and gotten in! Now prepare to die!

Camera: The narrator walks around for a while looking for the Booming Voice. When she comes upon some cookies.

Sign: Dear Santa here I left you some cookies. Have fun and leave me some presents.

--Booming Voice.

Evil Female Narrator: HAHA that baby! I�ll eat them myself!

Camera: Evil Female Narrator eats all the cookies.

Evil Female Narrator: Ahh�I feel weird.

Booming Voice: That�s because I put arsenic in those cookies.

Evil Female Narrator: You!! Damn you!

Booming Voice: Well nighty night. It won�t kill you but at least I can trap you again. Hmm�what to use now. I know I�ll trap you in an ice crystal. Goro-Pika!!

Goro-Pika: Pika??

Booming Voice: Go fetch Lina Inverse.

Goro-Pika: Pika.

Camera: A few minutes later.

Lina: Yeah what do you want Fra�I mean Booming Voice.

Booming Voice: Could you please trap her in an ice crystal.

Lina: Sure. You do have payment, right?

Booming Voice: Yeah a bottle of Poland Spring Water. (Read PokeKombat to get what that means.)

Lina: Really?!!

Booming Voice: Yup freeze her and I�ll give it to you!

Lina: Ok. Ice arrow!

Camera: Evil Female Narrator freezes into a block of ice.

Booming Voice: Okay here you go!

Camera: Booming voice throws Lina the bottle of Poland Springs Water.

Lina: Thank you.

Camera: Lina walks off.

Booming Voice: Goro-Pika put her in the freezer please.

Goro-Pika: Pika!

End Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator.

On the next Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator:

Read�I�m not telling you. Just guess. I�m not spoiling it. Lets just say it will be the longest one ever!

All on the next Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator.

Start Slayers Bits:

Lina: I got the Poland Spring Water!!

Amelia: Really Miss. Lina from who?

Lina: The writer!

Zelgadis: The writer actually did something nice. Wow my god.

Lina: Yeah. The question is how do I open this thing.

Gourry: Here let me try.

Camera: Gourry cuts off the whole top of the container with the sword of light.

Lina: Well that worked. Okay now where�s that cream?

Amelia: Here Miss. Lina.

Lina: Okay now what does this thing say! No!!!

Amelia: What is it Miss. Lina.

Lina: The cream�s directions are in a different language!

Zelgadis: Well, we could always bring it to Xellos, he knows some old languages.

End Slayers Bits.

On the next Slayers Bits:

Read about Lina going and visiting Xellos.

All on the next Slayers Bits.

Authors Note: Okay I�m not going to write Zel � at this time. Your going to have to wait till the summer when I have a lot of time off from school. At that time I will write Zel � you are just going to have to wait for the summer of 2000. Sorry. But that�s what I�ve decided.

By Frank Rice

Finished on: 12/20/1999 4:10 PM.

Revised on: 12/20/1999 4:26 PM.



End all of DoCo � Part 6. There�s nothing after this.













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