Hi, all! this is a little idea that  started out as a spamfic but then went serious on me love to hear what you all think. As always C&C and sugestions are encouraged and appreciated. Ranma belongs to Ms Takahashi and the Eva gang belong to Gainex. So without further ado, Montanto Productions presents


                           Onnechan
                         An idea for a
                       Ranma/Eva X-over
                          (sort of)
                       By Bill Morse


The tall blonde walked through the school cafeteria as if she owned the place. She stopped at a table where a beautiful girl her own age with long black hair sat hunched over a notebook, writing diligently. "So, Misato, are you excited?" she asked. "If I didn't know any better I'd say that you were nervous."

Misato looked up from what she was writing and glared at her best friend and roommate. "Oh, gee thanks Ritsuko. You had to remind me didn�t you!" I had finally just managed to get it out of my mind." She hissed.

Ritsuko sipped her coffee. "Hey don�t worry it's not as if it's the end of the world or anything. It's only your first day of student teaching."

"You only think that because you don�t have my professor," Misato grumbled.

"Oh come on Misato, Ikari can't be that bad."

"Worse, he's much worse."

"Even those rumors you told me about the cannibalism?"

"Hey, I never saw those two with the 2.5 averages again."

"Yeah, right. But I still don�t think you should be that nervous. You�ve got something else on your mind. I can tell." Ritsuko said eyeing her friend carefully.

"Okay, your right. My Mom called."

"Ah so you and your Mom are talking now?" Ritsuko said hiding her smile with her coffee mug.

"I didn�t say that, she left a message," Misato said very annoyed. "Besides its not as if your in good terms with *your* parents."

"That's different," Ritsuko said giving Misato a very dangerous look. "So what did your Mom say?"

"Nothing much she was just visiting some friends of the family. She thought that they might have seen my father."

"Ah. So the dead beat dad's trail warms at last."

"My father is not a dead beat!" Misato said standing up facing Ritsuko.

"Oh I'm sorry my mistake. Running off with your kid brother and leaving you and your Mom to fend for yourself is perfectly normal in modern society, how silly of me to forget."

"Look can we change the subject?" Misato asked not in the mood for either a fight or Ritsuko's sarcasm.

"Okay, okay I'm sorry. So, what are you writing know?" Ritsuko asked looking at her friend's notebook.

"Oh, it's my latest science fiction idea! See it takes place fourteen years in the future after the icecaps have melted killing one third of humanity. So, anyway Tokyo is being attacked by these mysterious aliens called angels and the only ting between them and certain destruction are these robots called Evas. What do you think?"

Ritsuko looked at her friend trying to think of a way not to hurt her feelings. "I don�t know, Misato, it sounds like a typical mecha story."

Misato looked down at her writing pensively. "I know, you're right, but there's something about it that makes me think it has possibilities all it need is something. I don�t know what but I'm going to keep working with it."

"Well more power to you, Ritsuko said as she sipped her coffee, "just as long as you didn�t make me the bitchy scientist character again."

Misato turned a beet red and smiled sheepishly as she closed her note book. "Er, ah, no whatever gave you that idea?"

Ritsuko smiled knowingly as she put down her coffee and got up from the table. "Intuition. Now, if you excuse me, I have some important things to take care of before my class starts at noon. See you later."

"Ritsuko?"

"What?"

"The bathroom's that way."

                    -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

"Oh, Ranma. Now you're being paranoid. Akane said impatiently.

"I'm serious, Akane. Something's going to happen. I can tell." Ranma said nervously looking around the classroom.

"Alright you have a 'feeling' I still think your reasoning is ridiculous."

"Think about it, Akane. I haven't been splashed in a week, Shampoo's visiting relatives in China, Kunou's sick, Ryouga's lost and that crazy English language teacher quit."

"I think you're being unfair to Gumby-Sensei. Anyway he was nowhere near as bad as the one who he replaced. You know the one who wore his raincoat indoors and talked about parrots and all of his pets named 'Erik' "Akane said in the man's defense

"Akane, he wore a *handkerchief* on his head! And who rolls her pants up like that? Where does principal Kunou find these people? Anyway, it's quiet now, but for how long? It's only a matter of time before Ryouga shows up with a new secret technique or Shampoo or Kodachi plan something."

"I suppose you think one of those three are martial artists." Akane said indicating the three knew transfer students, (who had been named the Geek, the Gaijin, and the Girl, by the class) sitting in the back of the classroom.

The Girl didn�t have a nickname, yet, but no one had bothered to come up with anything or even ask her name for that matter. She was odd she had light, almost white, skin and red eyes. Her hair was a light blue. For the past fifteen minutes she had said nothing and just stared out of the window.

The Gaijin was a pretty red head who talked merrily with anyone who bothered to talk to her. She seemed to like the sound of her own voice.

There was nothing special about the Geek. He was just an ordinary kid though a bit scrawny. He looked as if he was desperately trying to blend in with the furniture.

"Oh come on Akane, be serious. That guy makes Gosunkugi look butch. Maybe it will rain today." Ranma said hopefully after looking at the new students.

Akane shrugged, shaking her heads and went back to talking with Sayuri and Yuka.

"Alright everyone take your seats." Miss Hinako said, entering the room with another woman. "We have three new students today but first I would like to introduce who will be here for the rest of the semester. So everyone be nice to her and I'll let her introduce herself.

The woman walked to the front of the class and wrote her name on the blackboard. She was beautiful, about 19 years old with long black hair. "Hi everybody, I'm Misato Saotome! I know we're going to get along just fine."

Ranma's jaw dropped in shock.





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