Holiday Fun!
      From A-kun, C-chan, TharzZzDunN and Huh?
      With some minor, but most appreciated help from A-chan and ?????

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      First up, Evangelion!

      Sung to the tune of "12 days of Christmas"

      On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      A dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      FIVE BOOT-KISSING LACKEYS!
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Six nonsense episodes,
      FIVE BOOT-KISSING LACKEYS!
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Seven one-shot weapons,
      Six nonsense episodes,
      FIVE BOOT-KISSING LACKEYS!
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Eight great mysteries,
      Seven one-shot weapons,
      Six nonsense episodes,
      FIVE BOOT-KISSING LACKEYS!
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Nine sunk U.N. ships,
      Eight great mysteries,
      Seven one-shot weapons,
      Six nonsense episodes,
      FIVE BOOT-KISSING LACKEYS!
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Ten big explosions,
      Nine sunk U.N. ships,
      Eight great mysteries,
      Seven one-shot weapons,
      Six nonsense episodes,
      FIVE BOOT-KISSING LACKEYS!
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Eleven trillion for a budget,
      Ten big explosions,
      Nine sunk U.N. ships,
      Eight great mysteries,
      Seven one-shot weapons,
      Six nonsense episodes,
      FIVE BOOT-KISSING LACKEYS!
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

      On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
      Twelve annoying SEELE members,
      Eleven trillion for a budget,
      Ten big explosions,
      Nine sunk U.N. ships,
      Eight great mysteries,
      Seven one-shot weapons,
      Six nonsense episodes,
      FIVE BOOT-KISSING LACKEYS!
      Four dysfunctional Children,
      Three psycho Evas,
      Two dead lovers,
      And a dead Angel at the South Pole.

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      Notes on the song above: This'll ruin the fun of figuring it out on your own, but who cares?
      The two dead lovers should be obvious.
      The boot-kissing lackeys are (all together now) - Ritsuko, Misato, Makoto, Shigeru and Maya.
      The six nonsense (or dammit, I wish this weren't so damn moody) episodes are as follows: Episode 04, Episode 05, Episode 07, Episode 23, Episode 24, Episode 25.
      The one-shot weapons were - The Type 12 German Mortar, the advanced Positron rifle that Asuka used to fire at Ariel, the Lance of Longinus (let's face it, there's no way they're getting that thing down for a LOOOONG time if ever), the Missile Launcher Eva-02 used against Zuriel, the Eva-sized Battle Axe that appears in Eva-02's hands during the fight with Leliel, the virus used to change Iruel into a beneficial part of the Magi, and finally, the cannon that Eva-02 was supposed to use before Eva-03 defeated it.
      The eight great mysteries are as follows: What the hell was Hideaki Anno smoking?  Where can we get some?  What the hell does the ending mean?  What was the point of most of those scenes later on?  Congratulations for what?  Who killed Kaji?  How did Kaji kidnap Fuyutsuki?  And what the hell happened after Episode 25?!
      As for the number of U.N. ships that sank, we estimated.  After all, Gaghiel managed to do a lot of damage before it's death.
      The explosions listed as such: Second Impact, the first N2 mine used on Sachiel, Sachiel's death, the twin explosions from the twin misses when Ramiel and Shinji fired their high-energy beams count as one as the most they did was some property damage, the underwater destruction of Gaghiel, the N2 used to attack Israfael, each part of Israfael count as individual explosions as the destruction of each Angel core is rather massive, Sahaquiel's destruction, and finally, the destruction of Armisiel.
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      Next up, Sailor Moon!

      Sung to the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nose Reindeer.
      Anything in (), sing at a lower and quicker pace.

      There's Setsuna and Hotaru and Makoto and Ami
      Michiru and Minako and Haruka and Rei...
      But do you recall... the most famous Senshi of all...

      Usagi, the Odango-Atama,
      had a very shiny jewel,
      And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
      it would even cleanse your evil soul.

      All of the other Senshi, (Senshi)
      Used to laugh and call her names, (like baka-chan!)
      They never let poor Usagi,
      Play with any Youma remains.

      Then one dark December eve,
      Luna the cat came to say,
      "Usagi with your jewel so bright,
      won't you cleanse the Negaverse tonight?"

      Then all the Senshi loved her,
      And starred in some really perverse lemons, (Yippee!)
      Usagi the Odango-Atama,
      You'll go down in history!

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      Notes on the song above: "Odango Atama" (pronounced Oh-Dahn-Goh Ah-Tah-Mah (as if we actually knew)) means pretty much the same as "Meatball head".
      The jewel should be obvious.
      Mamoru and Chibi-Usa aren't mention because 1) Mamoru's a guy, 2) there are only nine reindeer total and there are normally (without Chibi-Usa) nine Senshi and finally, 3) Mamoru isn't a Senshi and Chibi-Usa is a Senshi-in-training.
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      Slayers!

      Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells!

      Jingle Bells,
      Xelloss smells,
      Firia laid an egg,
      The Linamobile lost a wheel,
      And Shabranigdo got away, HEY!

      Jingle Bells,
      Gourry smells,
      Amelia laid an egg,
      The Nagamobile lost a wheel,
      And the dessert cart got away, HEY!

      Jingle Bells,
      Zangulus smells,
      Lina laid an egg,
      The Ameliamobile lost a wheel,
      Gaav got away unpunished, HEY!

      Jingle Bells,
      Eris smells,
      Kopii Rezo laid an egg,
      The Gourrymobile lost a wheel,
      And Sylphiel got boinked, *WHAP*!


      That's enough of that!  Sorry, on to the next song, please.

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      Notes about the song above: Sorry about that, but we had nothing else to end the song with.  As for the numerous changes in the song, that was to appease all of the fans or as many as we could.
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      And finally, an SI song!

      Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls


      Deck the halls with balls of ki!
      Fa-la-la-la-laaa la-la-la-laaa!
      Tis the season to celebrate me!
      Fa-la-la-la-laaa la-la-la-laaa!

      Now we don our slacker stuff!
      Fa-la-la-la-laaa la-la-la-laaa!
      And try to prove we're cool enough!
      Fa-la-la-la-laaa la-la-la-laaa!
      Fa-la-la-la-laaa la-la-la-laaa!

      (If the song seems short, that's because we can't remember how long it is!)

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      MERRY-HAPPY-THANKSGIVING-NEW-X-YEAR-MAS!

      Um, nevermind.

      A-kun
      C-chan
      A-chan
      Huh?
      TharzZzDUnN
      ?????

      "What's ACAHT??" - Huh?
      "Sounds like a noise you'd make before spitting or something." - C-chan

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