B-kun sat and thought.  About half a week ago, a Plushie of that Thurston Dunne, or whatever his name was, had beaten B-kun and his three most loyal yet nameless minions up.  Two of his minions were still recovering and B-kun and #2 were mostly intangible.  B-kun pondered his options.  He had to get to a game console, have someone lose, then continue. Then, he'd use a Plot Device to come back to life and then... his plan faltered.  Then what?
      He disliked A-kun, but it was obvious that A-kun was no longer in a position to do battle with his still arrogant counterpart.  B-kun had to have a strong rival.  Perhaps Thor?  No, Loki was hassling the Thunder God and it would merely anger the Thunder God to have another pest on his back.  Ideas began going through B-kun's head.  Rhialto and Silphion were both free and both quite dangerous.  Perhaps they would be good targets, assuming they stayed in the tournament long enough for B-kun to annoy them.
      "Come, #2, we have many Plot Devices to use." B-kun said, standing.
      His loyal, if weird and nameless, minion followed.

      #####*****ALMOST-FINALS*****#####
      #####*****TYPING BY C-CHAN*****#####
      #####*****STORY BY C-CHAN*****#####
      #####*****RESULTS BY A-KUN AND C-CHAN*****#####
      #####*****EDITING BY A-KUN AND TharzZzDunN*****#####

      A-kun sat in the co-announcer's chair while in a full-body cast.  He managed a slightly smile, but it was obvious that he was in pain.  Next to him, C-chan gave her best Crest smile.
      "Welcome back to Anime Death Tournament.  We're getting into the Almost-Finals, but first, we have to resolve which of the following three characters will be in A-kun's place.  Will it be Jason, Tracer Zen or Sailor Moon?  Our first match will decide just that." C-chan declared.
      "Hey, C-chan, can you get me some more orange juice?  I can't quite reach, ya know." A-kun inquired politely.
      "Sure." C-chan answered.
      C-chan paused as a memory from Health class came to her.  After the part about sex passed, the actual relevant part showed up.
      "But, shouldn't you be drinking milk instead?" C-chan inquired.
      A-kun thought for a moment.
      "OOooohhhhhhhh, I thought they said read Milk, so I've been looking at this porn comic for about an hour now." A-kun said, wiggling the three fingers which desperately clutched the aforementioned comic.
      "Hey, isn't that A-chan's stash?" C-chan asked.
      "What she doesn't know won't kill me." A-kun answered.
      "Hey, if someone wins this fight, then you guys'll have seventeen fighters, right?" Huh? asked, stepping into the room.
      "Hmmmm?" C-chan inquired.
      "Oh, something'll come up, I think." TharzZzDunN said, stepping out of the floor vent and seeping through the open window.
      Huh?, C-chan and A-kun decidedly ignored TharzZzDunN.

      ######******######

      With a flash of green energy, three figures appeared in the ring as the opening theme to Duke Nukem 3D begins playing.  The first was about 5'10", wearing thick glasses that never seem to fall off.  He had dark blond/light brown hair and a full red (yes, RED) beard without mustache. He was about three feet wide at the shoulders and was wearing a grey t-shirt, loose blue jeans, steel-toed boots, a beige trenchcoat (which concealed armor from Blood) and a thick backpack full of the crap he wanted to use in combat.  The shotgun in his hands and the look in his eye told everyone that he was Jason.
      The next one was a hot babe with reddish-brown hair and bluish-green eyes.  Standing at about 5'5", she was wearing TIGHT clothes.  She was one of Jason's escorts, Medea.
      The third and final resembled like a cybernated version of Birdie from Street Fighter Alpha/Zero.  He looked like a black-skinned Birdie with dark blue hair and was dressed in grey.  This was Shadow B.  And if you think we're going to stop repeating this sort of thing, well, you know.
      As the opening theme to Sailor Moon began playing, the red doors were blown open courtesy of Sailor Jupiter (since they'd been sealed shut in the last episode) and Usagi Tsukino (aka. Sailor Moon) walked through, waving to the crowd.  Mamoru, Shingo and Chibi-Usa, wearing black tuxedos, dark shades and ear-phones follow, made sure no hentai otakus tried anything.  Chibi-Usa waved to her fans and flipped off her enemies.  Shingo and Mamoru waved to those who like them and ignored those who don't.
      Usagi stepped into the ring and transformed into Sailor Moon (A censorship chip keeps the hentais from seeing her nude).
      After a few minutes, "Ultra" by KMFDM begins playing as a lean man entered the arena via the blue doors and approached the ring with the stealth of a shadow.  His head is lowered and his eyes glaring at the ring before him, his long, greasy black hair hanging in view, shielding the audience from his deep scowl.  His fists clenched and his teeth ground as the stalker entered the ring.  Slowly and timidly, Sebastion Fitsroy <aka. Bastion> walked down the aisle after Tracer Zen.
      The trio were in separate corners, luckily.  Sailor Moon and Tracer Zen had bones to pick with more than one of the other fighters and Jason wanted the fight to be over as soon as it could be.
      "EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL!  SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!" Shao Khan sang as he jived to a Spice Girls CD.
      Everyone just STARED at Shao Khan, who began to dance and simultaneously prove that Outworld Lords can't dance or jive and can catch onto fads that have been dead for months.
      Finally, the trio of combatants decided to ignore the way-too-far-gone Outworld Lord and charged.  All of them pulled a weapon and skidded to a halt as they drew near.  It was a stand-off in the middle of the ring.  Jason had his shotgun to Tracer's head, Tracer had his gun to Sailor Moon's head and Sailor Moon was a second from saying the word to cleanse Jason's head from his shoulders.  All three had ways of surviving the stand-off, but they were all unsure of whether or not they actually wanted to use those ways at this moment.  Finally, Jason just ducked and fired his shotgun into Tracer's stomach.
      Tracer grunted as his body, on reflex, jerked every muscle.  Sailor Moon wisely leapt out of the way and unleashed a beam of concentrated pink energy.  Tracer groaned as he went flying backwards to crash outside of the ring.  Jason pulled his Tesla Cannon and fired at the Magical Girl, but Sailor Moon, true to her nature, managed to dodge every blast while screaming hysterically.  Finally, she found herself back against a ring post as Jason took aim and cranked the Tesla Cannon up to it's maximum power output.  As her adrenalaine hit, fear faded from Sailor Moon, leaving her quite ready to dodge and attack Jason.  Thor had to pay and she had to find some way to legally challenge A-kun.  She leapt over the high-amp blast of electricity that Jason's Tesla Cannon threw her way and fired another beam of concentrated pink energy.
      Jason rolled out of the way and drew his Hexen blade.  He charged Sailor Moon, swinging wildly.  Sailor Moon stumbled backwards out of Jason's sword's path before she rebounded off the ropes and clocked Jason.  Jason stumbled backwards, but remained on his feet.  However, in the time it took for him to recover, Sailor Moon had powered up and unleashed a final concentrated beam of pink energy.  Unfortunately for Sailor Moon, all of Jason's sticky bombs fell out of his pockets and landed around her feet before exploding.  Sailor Moon landed in the ring, Jason landed somewhere in the Toys'R'Us on the sixteenth floor.  It would take a few days for Medea and Shadow B to find Jason.

      ######******######

      "Um, maybe you should explain what it is about the Almost-Finals that makes them so special?" A-kun suggested.
      "Oh yeah, we're no longer going to allow Almost-Final fighters any form of magical healing or limb replacement until they lose.  Oh, but once the tournament is over, everyone gets healed." C-chan declared.
      "Mind you that this rule is in effect from now on... until the tournament is over, that is." A-kun added.
      "Now, onto our first fight of the night: Silphion versus Gavin." C-chan stated.
      "And don't forget that every fight was picked totally at random." A-kun hissed.
      "Like they care." C-chan hissed back.

      ######******######

      As the variant on Terra's music from FF3 (FF6 in Japan) began playing (go to http://members.aol.com/SilphionS/ if you want to listen), the lights suddenly go out, and the piercing roar of a dragon blasted through the room.  When the lights go back on, a whisper of wind brushes through the hair of audience members, almost as if to reassure them of something.  After a while, a tall slender elf silently makes his way from the entrance.  Waist-length silver hair gently drifted behind him as he moves fluidly, his silver eyes gazing about here and there before looking straight towards the ring.
      He made his way down the ramp, flanked by a tall and skinny guy with long dark hair tied into a ponytail, a not-too-shabby-looking nerd, but a business wise one.  The elf paused a moment, his sapphire blue cloak whispering about him as he pauses before the ring.  Unclasping his cloak and tossing it aside while adjusting his forest green poet's shirt as he placed one booted foot upon the edge of the ring and deftly leapt over the ropes and landing deftly on the mat.  He reached around him, fingering the bladed dancer fighter staff strapped to his back as he silently waited for his opponent.
      Mathew "Gavin" Campbell, dressed in a casual scarlet jumpsuit, stood atop a post, munching on some pie.  Apple as it might have been a good choice the last time.  Various parts of his jumpsuit bulged with concealed items and across his back was a large sketchpad.  He waved to the crowd and hopped down into the ring as Hiroshi and Daisuke walked up behind him from the blue doors and began messing around with a machine.
      Silphion and Gavin sized each other up.  Gavin made the first comment, "DAAAMN.  I hope your mother was more attractive that you are, little missy."
      Silphion had been insulted in many ways over the years as humans pointed at his ears and made stupid comments before laughing.  Silphion had learned to deal with that.  People had been known to make comments about his spells that were offensive to say the least.  Silphion could withstand that. And everyone made fun of anyone who used a staff, calling it a sissy's weapon.  Silphion would wait before beating said people over the head quite soundly.
      However, calling Silphion a girl was something that not even the most cross-eyed, buck-toothed, scattered brained, far-sighted orc had dared do.  Gavin had crossed the line.  And by the raging red aura around Silphion, Gavin quickly realized this.
      "%Wave your hands in the air like ya just don't care!%" Shao Khan sang, proving that he couldn't care a note if he had an army of minions to help.
      Gavin hastily ducked the numerous fireballs,  zipped past lightning bolts, and rolled under ice blasts.  Had the ADT personnel not had the foresight to protect the audience, a good portion of it would've been either flying through the ceiling or buried under rumble.
      Gavin tried to retaliate by throwing some pies and axes and all sorts of nasty and weird things that he had purchased.  Rubber duckies, pie tins, empty 1 liter Coca-Cola bottles, free AOL CDs, a copy of Windows '98, a kitchen sink, three rolls of toilet paper, a photo of Bill Gates, a complete wrench set, some scraps of meat that he had been meaning to throw away, a pair of clean underwear and a partridge in a pear tree.  All of which was annihilated by Silphion, who was still in the "Really Effing Mad" state of mind.
      Gavin pulled out a TharzZzCo. Box o'Fun and began throwing what was in it at Silphion.  For some reason, all it had at the moment were paper clips and a volleyball.  Silphion waded his way through the insanely large amount of paper clip and knocked the volley ball aside.  See that the box of no help and the next pie wasn't due for another two minutes, Gavin turned to see an incredibly angry elf fighter-mage glaring down at him with a look that could've slain all of the legendary serpents in every pantheon.  Luckily for Gavin, he wasn't a serpent.  Unfortunately, he wasn't a serpent. Silphion was ready to do something far worse than death to Gavin.
      Suddenly, the volleyball from before decided to animate itself, turned to a solid lump of lead and go on a rampage, as some TharzZzCo. products are wont to do.  Silphion was NOT prepared when the lead lump that had formerly been a TharzZzCo. volleyball, animated itself and began to bludgeon it's hapless victim into unconsciousness.  Gavin was lucky.  The volleyball had bludgeoned HIM into unconsciousness.  Silphion was not so lucky.  He now had to face a TharzZzCo. lead volleyball lump.
      Imitating the ball from Phantasm, the volleyball tore parts of it's skin out to form sharp and nasty instruments of death.  Sadly, it had no hands to hold or forge said parts of it's skin, so it decided to lunge at Silphion.  Silphion cast a fireball, hoping the concussion would knock the volleyball away.  The volleyball had forgotten that it was filled with air and the air was heated.  The volleyball exploded.  Silphion was the winner.  Or was he?  MWEHEHEHEHEHEHE-BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

      ######******######

      "Um, next up is Rhiatlo the Marvellous versus Tenchi Tsukino!" A-kun said before wrestling with C-chan, which was amazing since he was in a full-body cast.
      "GIMME BACK THAT MILK!" A-kun snarled.
      "UH-UH!" C-chan replied, holding the comic.

      ######******######

      The theme from Enya's "Lonely Planet" (from the Sacred Spirit amerindian CD) began playing as Rhialto, carrying a wizardly staff, entered the arena through the red doors before floating six feet off the ground.  He flew over to the ring and "sat" down on the air, awaiting his opponent.
      As the Rap Remix of "Moonlight Desten" plays, a blue rose flies and hits the blue corner post.  Tenchi Tsukino leapt and landed in front of the post.  Stanley "Blackstan" Teriaca walked up to the ring and waved to various fans.  Tenchi scowled at Stanley's mini-grandstanding, but decided not to bother telling the author off.  Tenchi merely drew his sword and prepared for battle.
      Rhialto looked at Tenchi.  Tenchi looked at Rhialto.  Both grinned confidently.  Both thought they'd win.
      "%If ya wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my... uh, minions!%" Shao Khan sang, changing the song as an Outworld Lord really has no friends.
      Tenchi threw a blue rose which Rhialto negated by tossing out a small fire spell that he normally used to burn cigars to nothing as a practical joke.  Proving himself a better fighter and not wanting to beat up a kid, no matter how many centuries said kid had under his belt, Rhialto cast a simple sleep spell.  Tenchi ignored the spell and threw more roses.
      Rhialto teleported behind Tenchi and pondered what spell would get through a Kamen's magical defenses, yet would be non-violent enough to get him a good and strong role in some interludes.
      "RHIALTO'S MARVELLOUS SLEEPY-TIME NAP SPELL!" Rhialto cried.
      Stanley Teriaca took a nap.  Rhialto cursed his misbehaving spells.
      "RHIALTO'S MARVELLOUS SLEEPY-TIME NAP SPELL!" Rhialto decreed.
      Everyone in the Death Dome, save Rhialto, imitated Stanley.  Even Robo.
      "I gotta get my magic examined." Rhialto mused.

      ######******######

      Six hours later, when almost everyone had woken up....
      "And now after this very brief introduction, we'll get onto the next match, which is Satan Kitty versus Skyler Sands." A-kun said.
      C-chan blinked.
      "Hey, you aren't going to try and get your comic back?" C-chan inquired.
      "Why should I?" A-kun asked, pulling another Milk comic out from Hentai-Space.
      "GIVE ME THAT!" C-chan cried, grabbing the comic.
      "NO!  LET-GO-DAMN-YOU!!" A-kun snarled, struggling with all his might to hold on.

      ######******######

      The red doors opened to reveal a small white Super Deformed-kitten-girl wearing pink overalls and a small yellow flower in her hair.  Behind her were a hesistant SD-frog wearing a red shirt and a nervous SD-duck wearing a blue shirt.  The happy tune of Aqua's "Happy Boys & Girls" played as they approached the ring and Kitty got in.
      One might've expected Skyler Sands to have an impressive entrance.  Then again, his fans knew better.  As Eriko Tamura's "Please Smile for Me" song played on the speakers, Skyler Sands entered via the blue doors and walked casually down the ring with Juri Arisugawa and the Cat-Girl Juri Arisugawa following closely behind.  Juri looked rather bored while Alice found herself fascinated with dangling thread on Juri's uniform.  She began tugging and batting the thread.  Skyler entered the ring and adjusted his crossbow.  He drew his fencing sword and got ready for the duel.
      Then, he realized that it was stupid to try and fight something as ultra-tough as Satan Kitty with a simple foil.  He drew his crossbow and hoped to high-heaven that something would go in his favor.  Being dismembered violently wasn't on his "Do Today" list.  Suddenly, the small kitty transformed into it's altered form.  As her transformation finished, Keroppi changed into Kill-Hoppi and Peckle into Specklor in honor of their mistress.
      "Hello!  I'm going to finish you off really quick.  Oh, I do hope your intestines make a nice red." Satan Kitty giggled in a cute kitten mixed with twisted and perverted spawn from hell sort of way.
      "Uuuuhhhhhh....." Skyler began.
      "SNXXXXXKKKK!" Shao Khan snored into the microphone.
      "KITTY!" came a cry.
      Everyone turned to see a small white Super-Deformed-kitten-girl wearing an outfit similiar to Satan Kitty, only it was a different colored ribbon on the other ear.  Behind her was a white and black dog that growled angrily.
      "MiStReSs MiMi!  LoRd PoCcAcHo!" Keroppi cried.
      "Skyler!  Please defeat Keroppi and Peckle while I fight Kitty!" Mimi, Kitty's best friend, cried as she was engulfed in a deep blue aura.  Without warning, she transformed into a light blue cat-boomeroid that was roughly the same size as Satan Kitty.
      "MImi?!?!  an ARchANgeL?!?!" Specklor cried in surprise.
      "Is everyone in this tournament going to have an archrival or a super power except me?" Skyler inquired to no one in particular.
      Touga Kiryuu looked at the TV and grinned to himself.  Meanwhile, back at the ring, Archangel Mimi was desperately battling Satan Kitty, both entity-possessed boomeroid cartoons throwing out vicious attacks that were better off left to the Dragon Ball Z class fighters.  Skyler found himself next to Poccacho and facing two Cyber-Demons.
      "Can you do anything useful against demons?" Poccacho inquired.
      "......." Skyler answered as he didn't know.  It sort of depended on the how tough the demon was and what he had.
      "Hey, Skyler, that Tharkkorzogg guy said he got you a better sword." Alice said, suddenly recalling she had something to announce to Skyler.
      "Were you genetically combined with something other than a generic cat-girl?" Juri asked.
      "Ara?  Hmmmmmmmmmm.... un!" Alice replied.
      Juri put her head in her hands and sighed as she tried to grind her palm through her forehead.  Skyler, meanwhile, examined his foil and found a button that hadn't been there before.  He pressed it and the foil was suddenly replaced by glowing plaid energy, almost as if it were a lightsaber...er, a lightfoil, as it were.
      Skyler hadn't cackled evilly before, but it was definitely the time to do so.  Skyler utterly failed to cackle evilly.  Evilly or otherwise.  Skyler did, however, notice that Specklor was charging him.  Skyler hastily swung the lightfoil at the cyber-demon, forcing it backwards as Poccacho began to change into a 10 foot very hairy weredog with rippling muscles.  Skyler wanted to blink, but didn't dare as Specklor launched an all-out assault.
      Were-Poccacho battled Kill-Hoppi as Specklor found itself being matched by Skyler's plaid-colored lightfoil.  Skyler's fencing could've been better, but since Specklor was the equivalent of a faceless minion, Skyler's fencing was good enough to drive the cyber-demon-duck backwards where Were-Poccacho and Archangel Mimi had driven Kill-Hoppi and Satan Kitty.  That's when Juri noticed that Rhialto was being dragged, ear-first, by Amelia wil Tesla Sailoon.
      "All right, do as you promised!" Amelia ordered.
      "Hey, I didn't promise anything!" Rhialto said, wondering what the heck Amelia was talking about.
      Amelia pulled out a tape recorder and played a section of tape filled with moaning and grunting, before Zelgadis's voice finally proclaimed, "Your toilet is now installed, Gourry.".
      Blushing, Amelia rewound the tape for about half a minute before playing the tape again.  Amelia's recorded voice began saying, "..ister Rhialto, will you please help Mimi and Poccacho by exorcising the demons that are possessing Satan Kitty and allies?"
      There was a loud snort, following by some light murmurring of, "Yeah, whatever..." before Rhialto's recorded voice began snoring again.
      "YOU ASKED ME WHEN I WAS ASLEEP!?" Rhialto asked, astounded that Amelia would do something so underhanded.
      "It was for the sake of JUSTICE!  Besides, do you want to face Satan Kitty and her followers all by yourself?" Amelia inquired.
      Rhialto considered his options.  Being a demon, a boomer and a cute kitten, Satan Kitty was well-nigh impervious to quite a few spells, attacks, among other things.  If there was ever a chance to beat Satan Kitty, now was the time.
      "Fine, but I want get something in return.  Doing something this elaborate will take a lot of energy out of me." Rhialto said.
      "I'll see what I can do." Amelia grumbled.
      Rhialto summoned all his mystical powers, prayed something wouldn't go wrong and yelled, "RHIALTO'S ELDRITCH EXORCISM!"
      With that, the five transformed cartoon characters screamed and reverted to normal as the demonic, angelic and lycanthropic energies left them.  Oddly enough, the cybernetics also left.
      "Um, does this mean I win?" Skyler inquired, looking down at the unconcious pudgy cartoon characters.

      ######******######

      "Another BRILLIANT victory for Skyler!" A-kun said.
      "He fluked out every friggin' fight!" C-chan growled.
      "Not true.  He screwed up against David Tatum." A-kun responded.
      "But, he still won by a fluke."

      ######******######

      The lights dimmed as blue electrical discharges began to crackle along the walls.  Rush's "Leave That Thing Alone!" began playing.  The fans began to excitedly whisper amongst themselves, as Alex Lifeson's opening guitar announced the coming of the Eternal incarnation of Shade. When the bass kicked in, Sailor Pluto walked in, regal as any queen, and raising the Time Staff high, opened the Gate of Time.  Shade Eternal, his long black ponytail and cloak swirling in the wind, walked out with a Sailor Saturn that looked to be in her early twenties, their arms intertwined.
      As the Gate closed, Shade could be heard muttering, "It's still a damn corny way to enter if you ask me..." before Saturn shushed him.
      With Pluto leading, they walked down to where the ring was. Stopping outside the ring, Saturn took off his cloak, revealing the black body armor concealed underneath. Pausing to kiss Saturn, then to whisper something into Pluto's ear, Shade leapt HIGH into the air, doing the usual cool looking martial art twists, before landing in the ring.
      "All Star" by Smash Mouth began playing (the tape with his original theme had broken) as Octavian and his escorts, Tenchi, Washu and Ryoko exited the red doors and made their way to the ring.  Octavian was dressed in the same Juraian Battle Suit that was loaned to him by Washu the last time he fought, who had created the original battle gear.  Octavian performed a High Jump(tm), landed in the ring, took out his lightsaber, turned it on and adopted a ready stance.  Suddenly, he yawned, and declared, "I'm still sleepy! Can't we do this later?"
      "Hey, you've been saying that for the last few matches." Shade noted.
      "So?  You have too." Octavian answered.
      "<INSERT FUNNY LINE AND/OR COMMENT HERE>." Shao Khan declared.
      "How did you say the brackets?" Robo, the referee, inquired.
      "<It's><easy><once><you><learn><how>." Shao Khan responded.
      "<Smart ass>." Robo told him.
      Octavian lunged at Shade, who leviatated up.  Octavian followed, slashing with his light saber.  Shade replied by firing off a few TK blasts, which Octavian took full-on, sending Octavian to the mat and Octavian's lightsaber skittering to the opposite side of the ring.  Octavian fired hundreds of small fire blasts at Shade, shaking Shade's shield.
      "Twist the world!" Shade cried, lowering his own shield and forming a TK bubble around Octavian.
      Octavian jerked and stumbled as energy waves slammed into him relentlessly.  Finally, in a burst of rage, Octavian used his pyrokinesis to shatter the TK bubble around him and fly up at Shade.  Shade fired numerous ki bolts at Octavian, who narrowly avoided the attacks and unleashed a series of pyrokinetic blasts back at Shade.  Shade grunted as the pyrokinetic blasts struck him, but desperately fired more ki bolts at Octavian.
      Before Shade could fire any more ki bolts, Octavian formed a large ball of flame behind Shade and used to it to set Shade ablaze.  Shade fell to the mat, yelping in pain.  Just as Shade managed to put out the flames, Octavian suddenly slammed into him from above with a double foot stomp.  Shade suddenly felt very woozy.  He staggered backwards as Octavian picked up his lightsaber and charged Shade again.
      "You're a good fighter, but it's time to end this!" Octavian roared, encasing his lightsaber in pyrotechnic flame.
      He lunged forward at Shade while swinging his now flaming sword upwards before shouting, "Ryuuenjin!"
      Shade summoned as much ki as he could, wishing that just once, one of his fights not come down to a do-or-die situation, "SHADOW STAR!"
      Shade yelped as Octavian's flaming lightsaber reflected the Shadow Star attack back at him, sending him rebounding off the ropes directly into Octavian's Ryuuenjin attack.  Shade collapsed, while Octavian decided that enough was enough and promptly passed out.

      ######******######

      "Huh.  I would've thought that Shade would've won.  Well, that just goes to show you the strange and twisted nature of ADT." A-kun said, pulling another porn comic out of Hentai Space.
      "STOP THAT!" C-chan said, hitting him with the Clown Hammer (registered and trademarked by MST 3K).
      "........Next up is Demona versus Morrigan.  Demona has been having astounding luck so far in this tournament, let's see if it continues!" A-kun declared before passing out.

      ######******######

      The lights dimmed once again as "Lady, Lady, Lady" from the Flashdance Soundtrack began playing and the blue doors opened.  Morrigan walks into the room, grinning at everyone in general, but especially Daniel, while caressing a random and very rabid fan on the cheek.  Those lucky enough to be touched by the green-haired sex-bomb start grinning like idiots and collapsed to the floor where someone stole their wallets.  For the fourth time.
      The succubus stepped into the ring, she smiled and sat on her post, causing many fanboys (and a few fangirls) to gulp and stare intently at her.
      Suddenly, the red doors were kicked down as the song "Unforgiven" by Metallica began playing.  A large blue woman with long unruly red hair stormed in, her wings wrapped around her like a cloak.  She grabbed various fans and threw them across the room before leaping into the ring.
      Demona stormed into the ring as Morrigan blinked.  Demona and Morrigan stared at each other for a long while.
      "De-chan." Morrigan said.
      "Mo-chan." Demona answered.
      Everyone in the arena facefaulted.
      "THEY _KNOW_ EACH OTHER?!" C-chan demanded.
      "You didn't know?" Huh? inquired.
      "They both live in Scotland and both have been alive for a considerable amount of time." A-kun reasoned.
      "Exactly.  They were bound to run into each other." Huh? commented.
      Suddenly, Demona and Morrigan left the arena, holding hands with silly grins on their faces.
      "Uh.... who won?" A-kun asked.
      "Both of them, but we'll rule whoever recovers from the triple match gets to continue in the tournament." C-chan said.
      "Up next, Flair versus Thor Odinson." Huh? declared.

      ######******######
<to be continued in Part B>
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