Greetings all!
Damn, it's been a while...I'd say all of four months...
But, like any good college student, I have a ready excuse...That
being, of course, classes...;P
Anyway, just to get myself in the mood for a little ficwork over the
Holidays, I thought I'd begin with a little filk...
Normal copyright rules apply...
Millineum Hand and Shrimp! ^.^
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The Anime Bar & Grille
Proudly presents
The Animemen
Sung to the tune 'The Highwaymen'
I am a martial artist,
In Nerima I did fight,
Uncute Tomboy by my side,
Many a fanboy wrote me saving her uncute hide,
I'd fight the monster, then valiantly died,
Unfinished works, they give me such a thrill,
'Cause I am livin' still...
I am a Juraian Prince,
In a cabbit I did ride,
Pretty women standing by,
Once I fought Kagato, it turned into a mess,
I had five girls, then died, oh well I said I wanted rest,
Tsunami made me whole and now I'm on the run,
But I'm still havin' fun...
I am an unlucky dude,
A tiger-bikini'd alien princess
Trapped me into husbandry, with all niceness,
Now my virulent life is gone, many a-maid's harsh sorrow,
Always waiting at my door, never to see me tomorrow,
But Lum is cute in her own little way,
Though she shocks me every single day...
Every day, every day, every day...
(Small instrumental)
I am a pilot,
In an Eva I used to ride,
Now with Asuka at my side,
I thought that we were to reproduce the human race,
Though I asked her and she popped me in the face,
Though I know she'd pound me into the ground,
I can't complain because I'm still around...
And around, and around, and around...
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^.^
Just for kicks, I know...;P
Joshua "Gargoyle" Trujillo
"Stone Cold Protector of the Righteous"
"Owner of The Anime Bar and Grille - Ribs served for HER pleasure..."
AB HOC POSSUM VIDERE DOMUM TUUM!
"...and his paper squeaker had echoed out forlornly amongst the snowy
rooftops all night."
"A man might spend his life peering at the private life of elementary
particles
and then find he either knew who he was or where he was, but not both."
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