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Been a while... so enjoy.
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Why Ranma should model for ME!
By Tendo Nabiki.
Some might question writing an essay on why Ranma
should model for me, but considering all things, this is an
easy paper to write. In it, I will explain to you, the
reader WHY Ranma should model for me, not just in his
cursed female form, which as all of you know, is due to him
falling into the Spring of Drowned Girl, but also in his
male form. This essay will cover the reasons for it, both
beneficial to me, and to him, of doing so, the monetary
reasons, and other, less fiscal reasons for doing so.
Ranma's male and female forms, as well known by all of
us, are extremely cute. Some pictures I have sent to
modeling agencies has sparked major interest in both forms.
One agency stated that he, yes the male form, could be
bigger than Fabio, or even Antonio Bandares, not only in
Japan, but quite possibly world wide. The agencies that
have seen his Female side have stated that Ranko, as I
listed his female side, could easily become a supermodel,
with a yearly income of over a Million dollars a year. And
since Ranko has a singing voice, and Ranma could be a
martial arts star, the modeling career could lead to
something bigger.
The reasons why I, Tendo Nabiki, want Ranma to model
is simple. To be his agent, and to have HIM bringing in
money for the Dojo. As you all well know, Ranma has
acquired a LOT of costs while living with my family, and
since his father does not work, or bring in money, we need
to earn money to keep the Dojo afloat. By being his agent,
I can increase the families' money flow with just my own
share of his earnings, and he could cover, at least his own
costs, and help contribute to the Dojo's costs. And have
money for things such as college, or other things he might
want.
Ranma's costs to the Dojo, and himself, are well, easy
to understand, and very expensive. Even if he didn't cause
any damage, nor got hurt, the food bills alone from him,
much less his father would hurt the Dojo's bottom line.
However, he, in his fights, with my sister, who he is
engaged to, causes damage to the Dojo. To be fair, most of
the time he doesn't start the fight, but some blame should
be put on his shoulders and he should pay for his fair
share of it. Then there is the OTHER Damage in the area
that his fights cause. He should also pay for his fair
share in those damages. Then there are the medical bills
he racks up, the other expenses he has. I could go on in
this vein, but I am sure you understand the nature of why
he needs to be bringing in a good sum of cash to the Dojo.
Why Modeling, you ask? I've stated that he is a
martial artist, and very skilled, so why doesn't he teach?
Well, besides the fact that he doesn't have the dogo,
senseis need to be considered a teacher; he is only 17 and
hasn't completed college yet. While a college degree isn't
required to be a sensei, I know, but all things being
equal, he could use the training to become a sensei. The
other jobs he could do, besides Modeling are too unsafe, or
illegal for a man of his age. You know how the Government
in Japan is about School and work after it. Modeling is
about the ONLY "career" he could do that has a chance of
bringing in the funds that he needs to pull his own weight.
Ahh, you say, you stated that there would be more than
just a monetary reward to him for doing this, didn't you?
Yes I did. The reward to him, besides the money, would be
the feeling of pulling his own weight in the Dojo's budget,
and doing his duty as a man, and we all know how he feels
about that. He would be truly a man, if he helped the
families keep the Dojo afloat, and that would give him a
true sense of accopsiment, and sasfacion.
I hope that Ranma agrees with my reasons, and that he
would consider me his agent. I wrote this paper to help me
line out the reasons FOR Ranma modeling, so I wouldn't have
to take out loans that we may not be able to repay, or to
do things that I am totally against doing. The Families
need Ranma modeling for the reasons listed above.