"Sorry," she said. "But you have too much starch in
your
diet. You need more vegetables."
Nah, he wouldn't. With the amount of exercise he
gets, he NEEDS carbohydrates that can easily be
changed
into calories.
"Ranma's been fed."
"Fed?" That doesn't seem like a word Kasumi would
use... It's probably impolite.
I assume she is sunny and smiley at this
moment...
"What of Genma? We can't let a guest starve!"
"Oh, *him*!" Kasumi spat, her voice dripping with
contempt.
"Here!"
... and now she's almost psychotic? The scary
thing is that this is BELIEVABLE...
The human race could hardly be beat for sheer
entertainment
value.
You got THAT right! ^_^
If he were in Joketsuzouko, he'd be in a locked room
and the
It's Joketsuzoku.
process would take days. Here in the Outside World,
it took
longer, but was no less certain. The 'brainwashing',
as the
silly outsiders called it, was based on thousands of
years
of tried-and-true procedure.
I assume you are using "Chinese Amazon Sexism"
for
this fanfic? Or have you been converted into a regular
believer of this concept being used?
Chuckling at her own thought, she launched the
Bicycle of
Death.
For record, Ranma is NOT always hit by Shamp's
bicycle. It seems to be about half-to-half in
original.
Akane watched the annoyed Ranma suddenly become a
calm
Ranma. <Nabiki's right - he doesn't stay excited
very long.>
One flaw with this is that Ranma stays in excited
state for some time during his harder fights. How are
you going to explain that?
"Urph!" Shampoo exclaimed as Akane's shoe stepped on
her
face.
The picture is so funny! ^_^
"Ummm..."
Ukyo raised the B.A.S. again.
"I'LL TELL!! I'LL TELL!! Nabiki doesn't pay me enough
to
take this kind of abuse!"
This whole scene reminds me of a cockroach
begging
for mercy to a human being with a roll of newspaper.
Ukyo looked surprised. "She *pays* you?"
"Damn little - and the kickbacks are murder. Not to
mention
the taxes!"
I can't find this convincing. Nabiki doesn't
seem to have everyone's dirty record, contrary to most
fanfics... So why wouldn't Kikuko get payed enough?
Well, if it were *her*, Ukyo would do it because he's
*her*
fiancee, but she wouldn't do it in the first place -
Inspiration kicked Ukyo in the head.
"THAT BITCH!!" Ukyo shouted. "Nabiki's wanting to
keep
Ranma for herself!"
It was so obvious! Nabiki destroys all the Ranma-pics
in circulation, and not only does Ranma feel grateful
(thus lavishing all his affection on her), Nabiki
keeps the Glory Of Ranma all to herself!
"That's all I need - *another* damn fiancee! Well,
the
little pornographer won't get away with it!"
Pornographer? I guess that's what she's doing,
when it comes down to it, but still... Besides, Ukyo
and Shamps are pervs, too.
He briefly entertained the possibility that Ranma put
her under a spell, but discarded it. That explanation
would be admitting that Tatewaki Kuno was right about
something, and that, by natural law, made the
explanation wrong.
Whoa! Ryoga is actually being intelligent! Will
wonders ever cease?
"Well, yeah, kinda. I mean, if I knew then what I
know
now, I wouldn't have banged on him so much."
This statement can be taken in a very naughty
way... ^_^;
Ryoga entertained thoughts of seppuku.
Why would he?
As Akane left, Ryoga sank into his deepest, darkest
depression ever. All light left his world, and he
shut
himself in the dungeon labeled 'Deepest Despair'.
For the 1000th time.
"HOW CAN THE HEAVENS BE SO CRUEL?!?" he wailed.
"RANMA'S PREGNANT WITH AKANE'S BABY!!"
ROTFL to the 100th power!!!
(To Be Continued)
Please do! This is turning out to be one of your
best series!
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