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Ranma 1/2: Ranma's Horrible Secret - Part 3
By Jack Staik
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Yay!
"Look at what a good wife my baby girl would make him!"
cried Soun. "And they won't let us marry them!"
"Ungrateful boy!" Genma snarled. "She treats you well, and
you don't even have the decency to marry her!"
...
I wonder if THIS is why Genma and Nodoka got together?
"Just keep him out of my kitchen - he's unsanitary."
Probably the worst insult one can think Kasumi to use..
The human race could hardly be beat for sheer entertainment
value.
All too true. Some people even write 'fics ^^
She spotted him, walking along the top of the fence, Akane
walking on the sidewalk alongside. Poor Akane ... in her
frustration and jealousy, she was making his conversion into
a proper male so easy! Every male-tamer should have an Akane
to help her.
...Taming a wild horse may be more of a challenge than Shampoo thinks..
"Nihao, Ranma! Airen take Shampoo on date? ACK!"
Ack?
Shampoo gagged as Akane's hands squeezed her throat, her
vision graying.
Oh.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY RANMA, YOU BITCH!! DIE DIE DIE!!"
...DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! GO! GO! GO! MINE! MINE! ALL MINE!
Shampoo tried to pry the impossibly-strong fingers from her
throat, but couldn't get a grip.
Shampoo couldn't get a grip? I thought that was Tatewaki's usual niche..
"Are you alright, Ranma? Did that gaijin whore hurt you?"
Akane's getting a nasty mouth.. Maybe 'bitch' rather than 'whore'
"It's not silly! And I can't help it! It's - instinct!"
Instinct? Then again, it didn't take her long to develop
"Bash Ranma Into Head" into a conditioned reflex..
Ranma took a deep breath. "Akane, I appreciate you getting
Shampoo off of me - really. But I am not made of rice paper!
I'm a martial artist!"
"I'm a martial artist too. you know!"
hwoo... echoes of past not-so-long ago..
Something weird was going on here.
Of course! Weird is normal in Nerima ^^
"Damn little - and the kickbacks are murder. Not to mention
the taxes!"
...Of course, she has inside information for the betting pools...
"THAT BITCH!!" Ukyo shouted. "Nabiki's wanting to keep Ranma
for herself!"
A logical conclusion.
"Stupid old bitch!" Akane growled.
What DO you know, Akane IS getting a foul mouth..
(Almost wrote fowl in there.. ^^)
He briefly entertained the possibility that Ranma put her
under a spell, but discarded it. That explanation would be
admitting that Tatewaki Kuno was right about something, and
that, by natural law, made the explanation wrong.
Hehe
Akane read the bottle's instructions. "Doctor? These are
marked 'Recommended for Pregnant Women'."
"I know."
Ryoga gasped. <Can't be...>
...Insert "jump-into-conclusion" subrutine..
"Well, yeah, kinda. I mean, if I knew then what I know now,
I wouldn't have banged on him so much."
Banged? Oboy...
"Yeek!" Ryoga exclaimed, slapping a hand over his mouth.
Indeed
Ryoga entertained thoughts of seppuku.
...Then disregarded them. "RANMA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"HOW CAN THE HEAVENS BE SO CRUEL?!?" he wailed. "RANMA'S
PREGNANT WITH AKANE'S BABY!!"
<ROTFLOL>
Yay! Improvement over part 2! More o' this! Keep the nerimites in dark!
Rumors!