Subject: [FFML] Re: Scenes from Assorted Forthcoming Fanfics
From: "Brian Yaple" <byapes@erie.net>
Date: 12/4/1999, 9:48 PM
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From: Chris Davies <cricharddavies@hotmail.com>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] Scenes from Assorted Forthcoming Fanfics
Date: Saturday, December 04, 1999 4:33 PM

Scenes from Assorted Forthcoming Fanfics,
With Musical Accompaniment from "Threepenny Opera".


    Why...am I having a feeling of dread right now? :-)



>From a tugboat
by the river



      Marmalade Boy:
The *Other* Bedroom Scene

...snipped because I'm one of the 99.99999998% percent of the NA population
who does not know about Marmalade Boy...but it looked interesting anyway.



A cement bag's
dropping down


	Huouji Fuu was not a vindictive person, by nature, yet she did
occasionally 
become angry and upset. Her mood was approaching that state as she walked

through the night back to the tent-building of the three would-be Magic 
Knights.

	<*Must* remember to discuss installing some sort of a bathroom inside
this 
thing, when next we meet up with Mokona-san, or get a chance to speak
with 
Clef-san,> she resolved as she walked up the stairs and opened the door, 
expecting to see Umi-san and Hikaru-san peacefully sleeping.

	Need it really be stated that what she expected was not what she saw,
and 
that what she saw in its place gave her a bit of a shock? However, Hikaru

and Umi were no less startled.


    Since this *is* a Chris Davies post...nope.  :-)


	"Um," said Umi when she realized that Fuu was standing on the threshold,

staring in at them. "I suppose that it wouldn't do any good to claim that

this isn't what it looks like?" she asked half-heartedly.

	Fuu sternly stepped over the threshold, closing the door behind her.
"You 
would be correct, Umi-san."

	"We're sorry, Fuu-chan," Hikaru said, her head bowed and her hands
removed 
from what they'd been doing to Umi. "We didn't mean to keep it a secret
from 
you, but --"

	"But what?" Fuu asked, sounding hurt. "Why didn't you invite me to join
in? 
All for one and one for all!"


     <sudden coughing fit>

	Umi blinked. "But ... Fuu ... what about Ferio?"

	"Ferio-san is Ferio-san," Fuu replied simply. "He's nice, but Ferio-san
is 
not here right now."


     errr....'kay.....

	Umi quickly got out of bed and walked over to where Fuu stood, grabbing
her 
in the same sort of sudden embrace that she was wont to use on Hikaru,
only 
from the front. "Fuu," she said in a serious tone, "if you want to join
us, 
we'd love to have you. But let me tell you right now, if you scream out 
`Umi-san' or `Hikaru-san' at the moment of climax, I'm going to have to
do 
something drastic."


     Ain't gonna touch that one...

	Fuu looked abashed. "I'll *try*," she said in an uncertain tone of
voice.

-much later-

	"Umi-chan Umi-chan Umi-chan Umi-chan Umi-chan Umiii-chaaaaan!" Hikaru 
babbled.

	"You don't object to *her* naming peculiarities," Fuu muttered with just
a 
touch of pique in her tone.

	Umi was too busy to reply.



Magic Knights Rayearth:
We Three Shall Get Off!


The cement's just
For the weight, dear


    For cement shoes?  :-)


	"You know, I've been thinking that perhaps we ought to start using code 
names in our operations," Sylia Stingray mused as she ran her fingers 
through her long, white hair.


     Subtle signal that this is 2040 (aka the Bad Clone) we're talking
about.

	Priss Asagiri, seated beside her on the couch beside the swimming pool
in 
Sylia's appartment, only grunted incuriously in reply.

	"Yes ... we could call you ... `Sweetling', perhaps?" Sylia slowly 
stretched out a hand to run a finger down the back of Priss' neck, almost

but not quite slipping down behind her jacket.

     <gags> *Sweetling*?!?!?


	Priss turned and met her gaze for a few moments ... then nodded and
began 
to pull off her jacket in a practiced motion.

	"Wait, hold it, cut!" the *other* Priss Asagiri called out as she walked

onto the set.

	"What?" her ... well, not-quite lookalike asked in a tone just slightly 
more annoyed and weary than her usual.

	"You're just going to hop into bed with her? Just like that?"

	"I'm horny."

	The senior Priss growled. "Look, it's bad enough that you twerps
replaced 
us on screen, where we couldn't do anything about what you did to our
image! 
I'm not gonna let you ruin our image *here*, in fanfic, where we get to 
consult, at least! So you're gonna spend years in an angstful quandry
over 
whether or not to open your defenses to Sylia like I did, and you're
gonna 
like it! Am I clear?"

	Her junior counterpart simply stared dully at her through her rant, and
for 
a few moments afterwards. "You know," she finally commented, "it's true
what 
they say. You are cute when you're angry."

	"Huh?"

	"Some other time, Sylia," Junior Priss threw over her shoulder as she
stood 
up and began to remove her jacket.

	"What the hell are you douggh," Senior Priss snapped, until her junior 
began to show her a far more interesting thing to do with her tongue.

	"Well. Poor me, dumped and alone," Junior Sylia murmured as she slowly 
turned and looked at where her senior counterpart was watching the 
proceedings with a detached expression. "What*ever* shall I do with
myself?"


  ...eeepp....



Bubblegum Crisis/Bubblegum Crisis: MegaTokyo 2040:
           Autoeroticism Redefined


Bet you Davies's back in town.


    How *did* we guess?  :-)


	"I'm ho-- MISATO-SAN?!?"

	"Um, this isn't what it looks like," Asuka said. Misato, as it happened,

was too busy to reply.


   <facefaults>



              Neon Genesis Evangelion:
Well, You Said You Didn't Want Misato/Shinji, Andrew



     Hey, Andrew, you want to borrow a BFG from me?  :-)





Miss me?


    The quick wit, the biting and intellegent scarcasm?  Yep.  Been too
quiet lately.

   Welcome back.


Chris Davies, Advocate for Darkness, Part-Time Champion of Light
"Wow, two sets of psychic twin sisters. What a remarkable coincidence, us

meeting like this!" -- from the Miracle Girls/Kimagure Orange Road
crossover 
that didn't make the cut.
Homepage: http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/banks/277/index.html

   To quote: "Huh?"


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