A bit of spam, in the spirit of the season:
GOURRY'S CHRISTMAS CAROL
(Tune should be bloody well obvious, even to a Gabriev)
Dashing hero comes
With a gleaming Sword of Light
Cutting bandits down
By Lina's fireballs' light
Food inkeepers bring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to smile and sing
A SLAYERS song tonight!
Oh... Lina's spells
Burning hells
Xellos has a secret!
Amelia brings justice
To the cruel and overpaid!
Naga laughs
Fireballs blast
Zelgadis is grey
With Sylphiel, Martina too
And all our friends do play!
[Moderately silly, and frequently non-sequitorial, but
then, this is /Gourry/ we're talking about...]
--
"Eat hot flaming plasmic pulse cannon death, you
saucer-alien human-abducting alien bastards!"
-- Captain Ano Itai, EAS Dauntless