On a Leash
A Dragon Ball Spamfic
By C-Dogg
All unoriginal material is (TM) and/or (C) all owners, distributors, business
partners, etc. No ownership is implied and no infringement is intended. I
have asked no permission to use them and none has been granted. The plot
belongs to me.
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The pace of the battle quickly sped back up to its level at the beginning.
The raging Oozaru Gohan began to attack Vegeta , each swing getting harder,
each blast getting more powerful. Suddenly a shrill sound broke through the
air. The two fighters stopped.
"What the Hell was that?" Vegeta shouted. He looked around to see a police
officer lower a whistle from his lips.
"You, sir, with the ugly hair!" the officer called. Vegeta gave him the
most evil glare possible. "You need to stop playing with your pet and put it
on a leash immediately!"
Vegeta facefaulted.
Oozaru Gohan fell down.
The officer continues. "Under West Capitol law, Penal Code 17.56879010001,
all animals with three or more legs and/or a body covered in hair in public
not contained within a zoo and/or other specialized containment facility must
be on a leash at all times. Please put a leash on that…thing now or you will
be cited!"
The officer was engulfed in a double blast of ki.
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Why do some stupid ideas just refuse to go away?
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