Jason Liao wrote:
"Hmm? Why, Slug-fu, of course."
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Lina was just sooooo cute when she reacted to the giant
slugs in Next that I couldn't resist writing this. :)
You could have tried harder... ^_^
Tooo... much... effort. :)
Of course, this begs an answer to the obvious question. Who's lap does
she sleep on to wake up? Gourry? Zel? Amelia? Xellos? (And what kind
of fireworks will result)
Shoop. Shoop. Shoop.
"Aaah, Lina!" Gourry cried out in surprise as Lina slid towards her target.
As Zelgadis collapsed to the floor, hands raised in a futile warding gesture,
he found himself with a lapful of redhaired sorceress. "Um, Lina, could you
not do that."
Shoop. Shoop. Wriggle.
"Lina-san! Zelgadis-san! How could you!" Amelia looked on the hideous scene
with great, big tearful eyes. She sniffled.
Wriggle. Wriggle. Purr.
"Umm, this isn't really-- Hey, what do you think you're doing?!" Zelgadis
shouted at Xelloss who had whipped out a drawing board and pencil.
"Why, recording the scene for posterity." Xelloss smiled brightly and put
pencil to paper.
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Phil - advocate of purring slugs. :)
-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble. A few more shots, then
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode. Ducking around a corner,
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of
my Anime supplier.
One look at his face and I knew that I had been betrayed. "Tell me,"
I insisted. He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance. Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao," he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...