Geezus, man... I got no idea what you're on, but it must be EXPENSIVE.
Are you sure you shouldn't be working for someone writing crazy comedy
scripts or something? :)
Most of what I write is usually the kind of stuff that makes your blood turn
cold (tragedy, dark, angst, etc.). I'd like to write something that's just
plain nuts up for a change. After I finish my current project (yes, to those
who are concerned, I'm still feverishly working on my Matrix/Ranma1/2
crossover) I would like to write a side chapter for your series (I'd like to
wait until you finish the series though). I'll write it, shoot it to you,
you say "I like it" or "I hate it". If you like it, then brand it with your
seal of approval and I'll go do the happy dance. If you don't like it, then
I'll crumple it up in frustration, ricochet a corn-nut off your head, get
drunk off of a bottle of listerine and go back to writing more of my dark
stories in my mouth refreshing drunken stupor. :)
-Troy