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Enter Ranma! The old switcheroo...
-Trebane
Don't kill me, eh? I be just a poor innocent dragon with various idio... idio... idosyn... damn! thoughts running through me head...
'tis not meant to be taken seriously- that why it be a SPAMFIC!
Mouif!
Tendo Akane peered around cautiously, narrowed eyes darting furiously about the room. Slowly, as the wicked smile spread across her face, she brought the beloved object close... until she could smell the rakish scent of manhood..."Sweeto!" With a gleeful yip, Akane stuffed the under-wear into her pocket, and bounded down the stairs.
As she decended the final step, she saw a wonderful sight, Hibiki Ryouga standing there, his shirt torn, shouting out the window, "Whaddya do _that_ for, you uncute tomboy!"
"Ryouga, you PERVERT!" Nabiki shouted back, "I saw you this morning!"
"You saw me _what_..."
"SWEETO!"
"AAAGH!! GET IT OFF!!" Ryouga valiantly tried to pry Akane off his hips, where her face was buried in his groin, "GET OFFA ME, YA SICKO!"
"Ryouga you pervert!" Nabiki shrieked, grabbing a chair, "Feeling my sister up like that!" She brought the chair down on the unprepared boy's head. As he crashed the floor, she snorted, "Hmph."
"Hibiki! How dare you mistreat my sisters! By the Kami, prepare to DIE!!!" Ryouga just barely moved aside in time to avoid the blow of the heavy umbrella. Leaping to his feet, he avoided another swing of the maniacal Kasumi. "Come here and fight, coward!"
In the corner, Ranma lounged, arms across chest in a relaxed position. Once Ryouga locked eyes with him, he mouthed, 'I can get you out of this. 1000 yen'
"Sold!"
Ranma grinned, and looked out the window. Suddenly his face paled, and he shouted, "Oh my god! There's a naked man running down the street with a pair of Nabiki's under-wear! He's calling Kasumi a coward!"
"What!?"
"The PERVERT!"
"SWEETO!"
The Tendo sisters ran for the door.
Ryouga sat back and heaved a sigh of relief, "Thanks buddy..."
"Anytime, Ryouga.. where's my money?"
"Oh my!" Happosai said, looking at the living room, "What a mess! Ranma, Ryouga, breakfast is ready."
"Alright!"
Trebane: Heh...
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Fifty meters at full length,
Eyes of Cold Steel, scales of Black Night
Bane of those that haunt the Terroi
Trebane, last of the Seraphim Dragons
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