"WAAAH! I'm gonna be late! I'm gonna be late!" yelled Usagi as a trail of
dust build up at her running feet.
"MRYOWL!"
Usagi stopped when she heard the tortured cries of an animal. She sees a
group of kids picking on a little black cat.
"Hey! Get away from her you!" she yelled at the kids as they ran away, not
wanting to caught for what they were doing. Usagi sighed and picked up the
cat. "Hi, there. Hey, what's that on your forehead?" Usagi then removes the
bandage on the cat's forehead, and found that there was a cresent-moon
shaped bald spot there. "Ohh! I can't believe those kids shaved your head
like that. Hey, you wanna come along with me?"
The cat seemed to consider a bit before jumping into Usagi's backppack.
Later that day.
Usagi just got home and was looking to relax when...
"Sailormoon, there's no time to rest. There's a youma on the loose."
"WAH! Whu... What? Yu... you talked!" Usagi was suprised to say the least,
the cat she had saved ealier had just spoken and it told her that a monster
was on the loose.
"There's no time to explain, here, take this magical item and say the first
thing on your mind. Please, you have to trust me, I'll explain everything
later but we have to stop the youma NOW!"
Usagi was stunned. She didn't even register what the cat had been saying but
reflexively took the magical item offered to her. Once she took it in her
hand, she blurted out, "Sailor Teleport!"
The next thing she knew was that she was in front of a jewelery shop and
there was a huge monster rampaging through the area. People were strewn
about on the street, unconsious.
The next thing she knew, she blurted out, "Moon Power Make-up!"
And where once was a girl, there was now a kick-ass giant babe with silver
skin and red paterns on her now enormous cupsize with a golden sphere set in
a bow in the middle, where the patterns intersected. Her features were
statuesque, and who have been elegent were not for the odangoes on either
side of her head. Oh yeah, she also wore a really short skirt, and being
over 70ft tall, was flashing her panties like there was no tomorrow.
Basically, she wore a skin tight sailor fuku with the dress the only thing
sticking out (extremities not included).
Instinctively, she began fighting the youma, but not before doing a few
poses and apparently speaking to the youma. However, since she technically,
didn't have a mouth, it was all quite ineffectual. She began fighting the
youma that had strangely enough, stop its rampaging while she was gesturing,
but her inexperience was severely hindering her. Eventually, the sphere on
her chest turned a sickly shade of red. But just before the youma finished
her off, a missile embedded itself at the youma's feet. It had a very
unusual head which resembled a rose.
The giant silver heroine of unheard love and justice (cause she doesn't have
a mouth remember) look up as cheesy music began playing. The missile was
fired from a black plane with white white outlines around the cockpit area.
The wordind at the side of the plane identified it as NK-1124 Tuxedo Pilot.
"Damn!" The pilot thought "I missed." (not that he could have done any
damage mind you). Speaking into the speaker system of his plane, the pilot
said, "SH*T! Come on you F**KIN B***H! Kill the damn f**king thing already."
(Pilot talk BTW)
Encouraged by the pilot's 'eloquence' the giant did some hand movements
before crossing them and shooting a pink heart shaped 'thing' at the youma
which blew up in a cloud of smoke, covering the earth, sending it into a new
iceage and killing everyone on the planet as well as any hope for a sequel
to the Beautiful Sailor Suited Defender of Love and Justice, Ultramoon!
Fin.
Original concept by Jack Staik who I'm sure would not want to have any blame
for this. Header was thought up by Ranmania. It was one of the few headers
that didn't have [lemon] folks, so live with it. Feel free to C&F this fic.
(C&F-comment and flame) Bye.
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