Demented Otaku:
Can anyone think of a header that would be more certain to chase away a
potential reader?
Simple.
[FFML] [x-over] [Eva] [Lain] [Lemon] Rei Does Lain
Episode 1
Rei sat across from Lain and blinked.
Lain tilted her head.
An hour later, Lain finally spoke. "Do something."
"What?"
"I don't know."
"Then how can I do it?"
"Good point."
"Maybe we should get undressed."
"Why?"
"That's how Mr. Ikari and Ms. Akagi always have sex."
"Sex?"
"Sexual intercourse."
"Just a sec, I'll look that up on the wired."
Rei pondered her existance while Lain became a vegitable as she
accessed the Wired.
Lain gasped. "You sick and twisted lesbian!! We can't do that!"
"Who are you?"
"The Lain of the wired, stupid!!"
"Is that anything like the Rei in Shinji's mind?"
"Who's Shinji?"
"Mr. Ikari's son."
"He have a penis?" Lain (of the wired) smirked.
"I believe so."
"Good, let's go fuck him."
"Okay."
Will not BE continued.
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Jim Lazar
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Ranko leaned in and kissed Ukyo again. Mostly she wanted to know if
the same feeling was there again. It was.
At this moment, being the worse possible moment for them to do so,
Ranma and Akane came into the restaurant looking for Ranko. They found
her, but neither of them expected to find her like this.
"What the hell are you doing with my fiancee!" Akane shouted.
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Excerpt from Childhood of a Modern Dynasty Chapter 5