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Hey everyone!! Here's everyone's favorite-person-to-ignore.
Does anybody read things like this? Parody stories? ^^;
Eric no Baka;
The great Thanks Giving of FFML poem;
Well, my writing sucks, but I don't care.
No one likes me, but I go out with a flare.
My parody is a mess,
All I do is fuss.
If I get any C&C,
All it has is flame;
I'de rather go out side and play,
If it weren't for my lazy and stupid pay.
Oh, the great Thanks Giving of FFML,
A really great day,
When the Turkey grows golden,
fried, if you will;
Oh, the great FFML thanks giving,
it pays better then mining;
Oh, the great Thanks Giving FFML special,
It seems so near;
But I have no rhyme,
And I have no time;
So tis' how it became,
The FFML thanks giving poem.
(Raz's imaginary freinds leave him, and a shouting bunch of flamers
stand out side the door shouting,
"SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!" Angry gun shots are heard, and our friend Raz
starts to whimper in the lone room, lit by a small candle, and as the
candle slowly dies out, the crowd leaves the building, leaving Raz to
die cold and lonely, his soul carried away gently by the swaying wind...
and a soft whisper is carried across the world, of his death, and his
life...)
Flames?
Accusations of Spam?
Anything? Anything that will make me happy?