(We pan around a typical medical shrink/counselor's office. Lots of
plaques, medals, citations, law books, etc. A woman opens the door and
peers in.)
Woman: Mr. Kuno is here to see you, ma'am. (A quick look at the chair
finds...Ryo-oh-ki sitting there, wearing a rather smallish looking oval
glasses, paw-printing stuff down on paper. She looks up and smiles.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa!
Woman: Very well. (She leaves. Takewaki Kuno enters.)
Kuno: Forsoothe, doctor! I am truly at thy mercy.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa. (She points to a couch. Kuno lays on it.) Miyaa.
Kuno: Oh, I am fine. But, I'm possessed by the complex problem of
choosing between my pig-tailed goddess and the fair, virtuous and
beautiful Akane! Both of whom have been possessed by that cur, Saotome.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa?
Kuno: How do I know they've possed by him? Why, I know by the way
they've scorned me all of this time! And it anguishes me to no end that
I can not get either of them to see that I am their true love!
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa, miyaa?
Kuno: Word association? Sure.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa.
Kuno: Salad.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa.
Kuno: Clefairy.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa.
Kuno: Long Hair...wait a minute...you said...
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa.
Kuno: "Pig-tailed" and instead of saying "goddess" I said "long hair..."
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa?
Kuno: Do I hate my sister? Well...
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa?
Kuno: Yyyess.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa?
Kuno: Oh, yes, especially while she's taking a shower. I sometimes use
those pictures in collateral with that Nabiki in return for pictures of
my pig-tailed goddess.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa?
Kuno: Why, yes, I'm the one who cleans her panties...are you accusing me
of being a pervert? (Ryo-oh-ki shakes her head.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa, miyaa, miyaa. (Kuno looks amazed.)
Kuno: You really think so? (Ryo-oh-ki shakes her head. Kuno sits up and
looks out at the blue skyline.) That I, Takewaki Kuno am suffering from
penis envy because my sister is far more intellgent than the Blue
Thunder! And that I fall in love with these fair beauties because
they're dumb? (Ryo-oh-ki sighs, but shakes her head.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa, miyaa.
Kuno: Oh, it's not that simple?
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa.
Kuno: Incest! How dare you suggest that I and my fair sister would have
an affair! (Ryo-oh-ki puts her paws around Kuno and calms him down.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa, miyaa, miyaa. Miyaa miyaa miew.
Kuno: Really. An inferiority complex. And my love of poetry?
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa.
Kuno: Oh...I see. So, I should become less of a wimp and more of a man,
and I will defeat my inferiority complex! Of course, how much of an dolt
am I! (He stands up.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa miyaamiyaa...miyaa.
Kuno: Quiet, you. And I thought we've established that I'm not gay.
Anyway, shall I pay you like I did last week? (Ryo-oh-ki nods. Kuno goes
to the far back window and opens up. He peers out...) Okay, boys! Dump
them in here. (We hear sounds of a truck starting up, and then backing
up. We hear the beeping sounds of a truck backing up. The a black hole
covers up the window, and then carrots starts to pile in the office.
Ryo-oh-ki grins and dances around the room. The room fills up pretty
quickly. Kuno and Ryo-oh-ki pop their heads out from the piles of
carrots.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa, miyaa?
Kuno: Of course, Thursday would be fine.
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa. (They shake hands. Kuno opens the door. He and a pile
of carrots filter down into the next room.) Miyaa!
Woman's voice: Okay, Miss Sailor Moon, you can come in now.
Sailor Moon's voice (screaming): Alright, but Chibi-usa had better not
be in there!!!
(Ryo-oh-ki face-faults.)