DoCo � Part V

The Girl

Version 1.51.3

Authors Notes: Okay, no one emailed me about my Zel � idea. So�now I have to make the decision myself. To make up a whole new fanfic and spend yet more time writing�hmm�well by the end of this fic I�ll have the answer. Also and to a little person who keeps saying they are going to write a fanfic, you know who you are, write one. Come on you have some pretty good ideas. Oh see now you�re famous. Come on write one and let me post your name. Do it soon. Oh and for anyone wondering that person is supposed to do a REAL Ranma/Pokemon crossover (not making fun of Pokemon though). So send me some email about how much you would like to see that and I�ll give it to him (please).

One more note: No one sent me a free camera either. So here we go through one more fic without a camera. Damn you, damn you all. Send me a camera you cheap�the next piece of this fic has been censored, please stay tuned. Okay I think that made my point. Hope the censors don�t get on me for that�well anyway here we go�

Now Starts DoCo � Part V (no lizard/humans that eat mice are in this fic. Sorry). I need a theme song is playing in the background (hint someone write one for me. I�m too lazy, and/or busy. And I can�t write music.)

Nabiki: Okay, and what is your favorite color?

Ranma-Chan: Purple, now stop asking me all these questions! Oh yes and Happosai�

Happosai: Yes my pretty�(he�s just turned into a wicked witch haha�)

Ranma-Chan: I want to tell you something�

Happosai: What?

Ranma-Chan: Come closer...

Happosai moves closer.

Ranma-Chan: Closer�

Happosai moves even closer.

Ranma-Chan: Just a little more.

Happy moves closer and Ranma-Chan bends down to his ear�

Ranma-Chan: How dare you put a bra on me in front of all these people!!!!!!

Happosai: Oww!! And I thought you were going to whisper sweet nothings in my ear�oh well�

Ranma-Chan: Oh yeah!! I�ll get you for that!

Ranma-Chan starts chasing Happosai. They go around the Dojo once and then leave.

Akane: Well that didn�t work.

Nabiki: That bra does come with money back guarantee doesn�t it Shampoo?

Shampoo: No. You should read disclaimer first. It say, "Work only on 98% of men.".

Nabiki: Well then, as I remember it I was going to knock off a few hundred yen off of your debt to me�

Shampoo: In that case�sure. That come with money back guarantee. I make new one. And we try again.

About 3 hours later DoCo is still assembled trying to come up with a new song, when Ranma-Chan enters the Dojo carrying Happosai�s half-dead corpse and shopping bags.

Kasumi: My, Ranma what did you buy?

Ranma-Chan: Well after I knocked this little pervert out I figured I deserved some compensation for what he did�so I took his credit card.

Shampoo: Pervert old man have credit?

Ranma-Chan: Sure�didn�t you know that they give them out with ultra low APR to evil villains.

Shampoo: No, I not know that. Maybe I should get great-grandmother apply card.

Ranma-Chan: Yeah you should. They come in a variety of designs�from party purple to destruction yellow. Please call 1-800-Evil-Credit now. So what were you doing while I was gone.

Akane: Well were trying to write a new song for that record producer�but someone went out all day and we didn�t get anything done�

Ranma-Chan: Oops..sorry�let me go get dressed into some comfortable clothes. I�ve been wearing my training outfit all day�

Akane: Yeah sure�just make it quick.

Ranma-Chan goes upstairs to get changed.

Kasumi: I thought those were Ranma�s comfortable clothes. He usually wears them. God knows I wash them enough.

Akane: Yeah well�but how would you like to walk around in a sweaty blouse all day, Kasumi?

Kasumi: Well I thought men had more of a tolerance to that sort of thing then girls.

Nabiki: Hey, she�s right. What�s going on. Ranma�s never cared about that before. Hmm�I wonder�

At that very moment the shower can be heard going on, upstairs.

Akane: Hmm�he�s taking an early shower that�s odd. Probably wants to change back.

A few more minutes pass and we here Ranma-Chan coming down the stairs.

Akane: Well that certainly took you long enough, if I didn�t know better, I would think you were a gir�

Kasumi: What is it Akane, you look shocked.

Kasumi turns her head.

Kasumi: Oh my.

Nabiki: What is it?

Nabiki turns her head as well as Shampoo.

Nabiki: Well guess that bra did work.

Shampoo: Well you take money off debt now Nabiki.





Commercial Break:

Booming voice: It has come to my attention that many hockey fans out in the world under estimate two certain rookies on the New Jersey Devils. Their names are Scott Gomez and John Madden. Now I just would like to bring to your attention the fact that Scott Gomez is the second best rookie in the league right now. Expect him to be the next Jagr. Now this had nothing to do with this fic but I thought it wouldn�t hurt to put it in. No offence.

End Commercial Break:

Ranma-Chan: What is it? It looks like you�re looking at me like you�ve never seen me before.

Ranma-Chan is currently wearing a little flower blouse (that does show her belly), and a skirt. She also has her hair down and now has a ponytail. It is also obvious that she has put on some perfume and has also put on a little lipstick.

Akane: Well you could say that�

Nabiki: It�s just that we�ve never seen you that way Ranma.

Ranma-Chan: Nabiki, I really would appreciate it if you stopped using my cursed forms name instead of mine when I�m in my proper form.

Nabiki: Sorry Ranko.

Ranma-Chan: That�s better.

Shampoo: Excuse me a minute. I have to go deliver some ramen.

Akane: Let me come with you.

Shampoo: Okay pervert girl. Come on.

Akane: Hey, who are you calling a pervert girl??

Akane and Shampoo go off.

Ranma-Chan: What was that about?

Nabiki: Oh nothing�So why did you take a shower?

Ranma-Chan: Well I was kind of sweaty�so�

Nabiki: I understand�you have any problems?

Ranma-Chan: Of course I did. I had to splash myself with cold water before I could even come down here. Damn curse. And I had to get it in reverse to. Everyone other spring turns people in to there cursed form when splashed with cold water. But not me. Hot water changes me.

Nabiki: It�s okay Ranko. You�ll find a cure someday�Although that really will be annoying in winter�

Authors Note: Okay for the next parts of this fanfic you have to consider this summer. Also you have to change in your mind the school system in Japan. Just think of it like the U.S.�s.

The next day Ranma-Chan is walking along in another blouse, but this time with her usual pants.

Ranma-Chan: Well it sure is a wonderful day. I wonder what could go wrong. Wait this is Nerima something will�it always does�

About a block away�

Kunou: Sasuke is that not my pig-tailed goddess over yonder?

Sasuke: I believe it is my master. Although it seems she is now your pony-tailed goddess.

Kunou: True. So true. I must go over and show her my affections.

Kunou starts running to Ranma-Chan. Just as he is about to run into her Ranma-Chan puts up her leg and kicks Kunou to the ground.

Kunou: Ah�my pig�pony-tailed goddess�

Ranma-Chan: Um�Kunou my name is Ranko. Please stop calling me that.

Kunou: Very well Ranko. You finally have a name. Is the vile sorcerer Saotome finally defeated?

Ranma-Chan: Hey�my last name�s Saotome.

Kunou: I see. So the sorcerer used your last name.

Ranma-Chan: I don�t even want to get into what you mean by that�but anyway there is something I wanted to tell you�

Kunou: Yes, what is it my fair pony-tailed goddess?

Ranma-Chan: I would like to thank you for trying to rescue me yesterday.

Kunou: Thank you. Allow me to date with you as a reward.

Ranma-Chan: Sure.

Kunou: Sure. Thank you my pony-tailed goddess I will come and pick you up at 7:00 tonight.

Ranma-Chan: Sure.

End of DoCo � Part V.

Slayers Bits, and The Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator starts right after a few authors notes.



Authors notes: Well so what did you think? I thought I would try to make you think Ranma would have been a really weak and pathetic when the bra went on, and I made you think that for a little while in this one. Then I changed it around and just made him/her more like she would act, if you know what I mean. The question you might ask is why. Well let me tell you. I�m sick of people and fanfics who think that Ranma-Chan is a pathetic fighter. Let me tell you speed and agility will beat strength any day. Well that�s just my personal experience and an episode of Ranma as well. Also the date with Kunou thing�well I thought that would be correct because he did try to rescue and if she did think she was a girl they probably would have a relationship.

Slayers Bits. Please read DoCo � Part IV�s Slayers Bits to understand this at all. If you haven�t this won�t be funny.

Lina: Well guys ready to get some good food again?

Zelgadis: Lina�how can you say good food when we eat in 4 or 5 star restaurants almost every night?

Amelia: You know Miss Lina Mr. Zelgadis she requires expensive food every now in then to stay sane.

Zelgadis: I suppose you�re right. Where are we going anyway?

Lina: Well I heard that there was a really nice big city in a couple kilometers.

Zelgadis: Yeah sure. When its food a hundred of kilometers to you will seem like two.

Lina: Is there a point to that?

Zelgadis: Not really�

Lina, Zel, and Amelia finally reach their destination. It is a giant city, full of lights and cars (hey they are in our time somehow).

Zelgadis: Well doesn�t look like I can go in this city, too many people.

Lina: Aren�t you forgetting your cure Zel.

Zelgadis: My cure, you don�t mean�

Lina: Yes I do.

Lina pours bucket of cold water on top of Zel.

Zelgadis-Chan(I just started laughing like crazy when I typed that. God.): Damn you Lina.

End Slayers Bits

Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator Soon after Authors Notes.

Authors notes: Well I still haven�t decided if I�m going to write Zel � I have to run it through a couple of friends, and make up a first draft for it to decide. I�ll let you know next fic what I decide. Right now I can�t even write Zelgadis-Chan without laughing. Could you?

Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator Starts Now:

Booming Voice: So I take it that you want to challenge me. Is that correct?

Macore: Yes it is.

Booming Voice: I take it you want to fight with swords�

Macore: That is also, correct.

Booming Voice: Okay just a minute. A couple of keys there and then a few tabs there.

Macore: You can�t just create an immortal to fight me you sick freak.

Booming Voice: Oh yes I can. And I did. He is my creation in this fic so he is actually part of me�

Macore: Damn you. No you can�t it�s against the rules. You know perfectly well that I can�t kill him so it�s not fair.

Booming Voice: I guess you�re right. Well then how about�Goro-Pika!!!

Macore: But you�killed him!!

Booming Voice: Sorry to disappoint you. I just made him a slave. Along with all the other Pokemon.

Macore: It can�t be�

Goro-Pika: PIKACHU!!!

Macore: I knew I was going to need this.

Macore takes out electric proof armor and starts to put it on.

Booming Voice: Quickly Goro-Pika hit him with four thunderbolts before he can get the armor on.

Goro-Pika: PIKA�PIKA�.PIKA�PIKA!!!!

Macore: Ha�I had the armor on in time.

Booming Voice: No problem. Goro-Pika use the move I taught you. Use the Lightning Rod placer.

Goro-Pika: Pika!!!

Goro-Pika attaches a lightning rod to Macore.

Macore: No way!!!

Booming Voice: Hit him with a lightning bolt now Goro-Pika.

Goro-Pika: PIKA!!!

Macore: Arghhh�You just forgot just, one thing.

Booming Voice: And that is?

Macore: This armor saps up electric�that hurts but not enough to stop me from doing this. RA TILT!!

Booming Voice: You can�t do that!! That�s for The Slayers cast only.

Macore: Oh yes I can.

Goro-Pika: pika�

Goro-Pika falls over.

Booming Voice: Well Macore looks like you�ve earned your payment. You beat Goro-Pika. Well then here have the pokeball with Bulbusuar in it back. Besides the Evil Female Narrator really made the fics better.

Macore: Whatever.

Macore transports back to the Pokemon dimension. However the teleporter is clogged with traffic due to the many fans of Pokemon trying to get into the universe.

Macore: Damn. I hate traffic.

End Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator.

On the next DoCo �:



Read about Ranko�s and Kunou�s REAL date.

Read Cologne trying to break the bra�s evil spell, before its too late�

Read DoCo trying to come up with a new song.

On the next Slayers Bits:



Read if I decide to write Zel �.

That�s it. You�ll know and you�ll have a new series by me.

On the next Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator:



Read�She�s back. She�s evil. She�s a narrator. She�s made of water. She causes comedic situations. She�s back due to popular demand�The Evil Female Narrator!! Yippie!

Disclaimer: Well this is going to be a long one�well lets see. All references to any Anime characters in this story are copyrighted by someone. They aren�t mine. I�m not making a profit off of these fics and no one I know of is so it is not illegal to use them. Any reference to a non-anime show has the same disclaimer. And my ever popular line, "I�m writing this to make the Ranma � (or other) Universe more popular. If at all possible." Thank you. And if I don�t see you Good Morning, Good Evening, and Good Night. Now I have to disclaim that to. Yuck.

Story created by Frank William Rice

First Draft Written on 11/16/1999 6:00-8:34 PM.

Revised on 11/16/1999 8:35-8:54 PM.

Email: frice2000@yahoo.com or frice2000@ptdprolog.net.

Web Site: http://members.dencity.com/frice2000.

My pet�s name: Rascal.

My favorite game�s: NHL 2000 (PC), Super Smash Brothers.

My High School�s name: Newton High School.

My great-great-grandmother�s maiden name: I have no idea.

My pet peve: the :-) icon.




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