It�s coming right at us!

Afura Mann The Magnificent Babe
A n El-Hazard Lemon
By Shinji The 10 �o clock Assassin
MSTed by Rob �Suzaku Soldier� Kelly

Pre-MST Notes: Sorry for the long time, I was at school for a fortnight.
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Cue Mystery Lemon Theatre Opening� Now.

When life gives your fights, start a Fight Club.

In the not too distant future,
Somewhere in time and space,
Four anime boys in their Queen of Hearts,
Are caught in an endless chase.
Nakago and Tomo are aboard a ship,
Piloted by fangirls who made 'em sick.
They found a teen that was dumb, they deemed,
So they took him by force to carry out their schemes!

(Rob) GET... ME... DOWN!
(Nakago) We'll send them crappy lemons,
The worst we can find. (Lalala)
(Tomo) The boys will sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor their minds! (Lalala)
(Rob) Now keep in mind I must control,
Where the lemons begin or end, (lalala)
The guys have got to keep their sanity,
Or they'll be used on our friends!

RIFFER ROLL CALL:
Ranma! (Say bye to freedom!)
Yaten! (Does your TV have a remote?)
Tamahome! (Miaka!)
Heerooo! (I�m different...)

(Rob) And if you're wondering how we eat or breathe
And other science fact, (lalala)
Repeat to yourself "It's just a file, I should really just relax",
For Mystery Lemon Theatre 3000!

*Guitar twangs*

(Door 6)
(Door 5)
(Door 4)
(Door 3)
(Door 2)
(Door 1)
(QoH)

�Listen, man, it was me or you, and I decided that I was the benefactor!� Ranma yelled at Tamahome.
Tamahome was still pissed when they both lost a fight in the Holocabana to avoid a kiss from Nakago� Ranma escaped. �Have you ever heard of dignity?! Honour?!� he said.
Yaten thought that this was a good time to point something out. �It runs in the blood; when ever Genma makes a promise that has some dangerous prospects, or if he loses a fight and has to do something that saps his ego, he heads for the hills. Like Ranma did�
Ranma stared at Yaten. He walked over and then slapped him. �You SOB! How dare you think I�m like my pop!� �Y-Yaten-chan, daijobu?!� Heero panicked. �I�m fine.� He said, rubbing his cheek. �If I didn�t see it coming, I would have hurt him myself.�  �Just like I can kick his ass,� Tamahome boasted. Ranma heard this and was burning like a rod of iron in a furnace.
�Yeah? Take your best shot!� he said. Tamahome simply raised his fist�
And hit his ear.
�GYAAAH! Muthaf�ker!  He hit me in the ear!�
Ranma took a glass of water and poured it over himself turning himself into a girl.
�Why the ear, man, can�t think you�ll win fair?!� Ranma sent a right hook straight into Tamahome�s stomach. She followed it up with a few punches to the chest, and a roundhouse kick at his head, reeling him into the Holocabana.
Ranma followed him in, and the door closed�

Heero and Yaten looked at the Holocabana door. �You think this thing has gone on for too long?� Heero asked Yaten. �Oh, sure.� He replied. �I wonder what�s going on in there?� Heero opened the door�

�Looks like Holocabana fighting� again.� Heero muttered as he watched Ranma and Tamahome fight in a giant car park, surrounded by large men shouting and cheering.

Yaten stared and blinked a few times. �I think Fight Club had an effect on him. How are gonna get them out?� Heero looked at one of the supports. �I think the attendants won�t mind one of the supports missing.� he said, ripping it out of the floor. He twirled it for a second or two and flung it at the fighters.

Later, on Slick�

�You know something?� Nakago asked Tomo. �When I kissed Tamahome� I scared him.� Tomo looked at him. �You did? Maybe it�s because you�re an evil westerner and he�s a good guy, and they usually don�t mix. Maybe I can help you�� Suddenly, Rob�s voice came up over the intercom. �Should we sent them the fic now?� he asked. �Ah, that.� Nakago realised. �Teach me later Tomo, I have to sent our latest torture to the Queen.� Nakago walked over to the console and contacted the QOH.

[QOH]
�Hold up, the fire maidens of Olympus are calling.� Ranma said, holding an ice pack to his head as he pushed the button.

[Slick]
�Hello, my little brain-dead friends,� Nakago said. �Are you ready for the latest mutation of anime, erotic prose, and fanfiction?�

[QOH]
�Oh, sure,� Ranma said in his own sarky manner. �We�re still intact after your little Haruna/Usagi lemon _and_ you kissing Tama-chan, so don�t keep your hopes up.�

[Slick]
�I _live_ in hope, Ranma�� Nakago boasted, before noticing the wounded Tamahome. �Tama-chan! What happened?!�

[SCR]
Rob, over the intercom, answered that question. �Ranma and Tamahome were fighting in the Holocabana after a dispute on honour and that. Listen, I�ll just send the post�� Rob placed the CD in the drive�

[Slick]
�Wait! Let me say this before you do!� Nakago said. �Boys, I�ll let you go� if you let Tama-chan be with me.�

[QOH] Everyone stood silent for half a minute then burst out laughing!

[Slick]
�Ooh, fine! Rob, sent them the post!� Rob pulled the lever and�

[QOH}
�GYAAAH! WE�VE GOT LEMON SI-IGN!!�

******************************(Shake your bon-bon)*******************************

DOOR SEQUENCE!

~ Door 1: A shower cubicle. You pull back the curtain to reveal Beans and Ophelia kissing. You facefault, then barge your way past.
~ Door 2: A giant TV. You dodge a hail of terrified octopuses that crash into the TV, blowing it up. You then make your way through.
~ Door 3: The �clown door� has a �Closed for Repairs� sign on it this time. You cheer, then make your way through.
~ Door 4: The MST3K Drawbridge, which misses your feet by inches.
~ Door 5: A bowling lane. You slide down the lane, knocking the pins out the way, through the opening towards Door 6.
~ Door 6: Four separate tubes, with each of the kanji for each of the riffers' names. They each jump into their own tube.
~ Door 1/4577: A large entryway opens before you. You enter the opening (Well, _da_ no da!).
~ QoH Theatre: The tubes spit out each riffer into their seats, in order from left to right: Heero, Ranma, Tamahome and Yaten.

Tamahome: There was something about that fight club simulator that makes me want to reconcile with Ranma.
Ranma: So we�re even now?
Tamahome: Yeah.
Yaten: Thank Kami-sama.
Heero: Roll the lemon!

Shinji Ikari The 10 o�clock Assassin

Heero: Shinji? An assassin?
Ranma: Don�t ask me!

tyree3@pacbell.net WARNING!!! This fanfic contains SEX!!

All: Da DAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ranma: No da!
[Everyone else groans]
Yaten: That was lame Ranma�

Viewer's discretion is adviced.

Tamahome (Shinji): As well as your parents, grandparents, cousins, local senator, state senator, and national president�
Ranma: Y�know� Maybe that would be plausible�
Tamahome: Whoa, the Lewinsky affair gags are wearing thin�
Ranma: What about Ken Starr?
Others: @_@

The characters portrayed herein are 18 years or older. And if that doesn't work for you, then you might as well >throw all logic out of the window now!

Ranma: Hold up. [Leaves the room for a second. Flushing is heard, the enters again]
Heero: Where were you?
Ranma: Flushing logic down the toilet�

The great people at AIC/Pioneer copyright El Hazard.

Yaten: Who are crying into their Pretty Sammy plushies right now�
Tamahome: Oro?

* * * * * * * * * * Taken from the pages of "Makoto's Harem," removing all the drugs and hierarchy,

Heero: To avoid those damn censors getting to him�
Ranma: Aw, jeez, they wrecked Fight Club, now they want Shinji�s ass too!
Heero: You liked Fight Club?
Tamahome: Well it�s obvious! Look at him, he�d be at home at a fight club!

I bring to you...

Heero: A smutty atrocity passing itself off as �art�.

AFURA MANN THE MAGNIFICENT BABE * * * * * * * * * * Miz: OH YESS! AH GOD!! OH FUJIS-AAAAAAHHH! AH!

Yaten: Miz no baka! It�s Fujisawa! Not Fujisah-ah!

Fatora: Goddammit! Miz and Fujisawa picked a fine time to fuck themselves silly!

Ranma (Fatora): I mean, at 12 in the afternoon?!

Indeed. On Earth it would be around 10:00 p.m.

Heero: At that time, According to my Accurist Multi-Dimension Region watch, it would be 7:00pm�
Ranma: Fine cut.
Yaten (Fujisawa): Miz, it�s too early for this� Oh, alright then�

And that time was agreed upon by Miz and Fujisawa as the perfect time to make continuous love >until morning (when they usually fall face first into their food).

Yaten: Sounds like that film, The Last Supper.
Heero: Without the deaths.
Tamahome: I dunno, I�d like to see Fujisawa�s corpse cultivate tomatoes�
Ranma: Where do they get all that energy? Must have drunk too much Lucozade!
Tamahome: Ouchie�

This upsets Princess Fatora terribly because her room is right under theirs.

Alielle: Don't be so angry, Fatora. Why don't we get our thing on whilst they get theirs on.

Ranma: Get it on, get it on, and on and on and on and on [repeat to fade]
Tamahome (Mills Lane): Let�s get it on!

[Goes behind Fatora and plays with her pert breasts.]

Yaten (Alielle): Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!

Fatora: But you don't understand! Miz doesn't just let that guy fuck her;

Ranma: She let�s Ifurita do her too!
Heero: And that Jinnai!
Yaten: Ack!

she lets him drill a new hole into her!

All: GYAAH!
Ranma: Who�d thought she liked THAT?!
Yaten: Only one�

You know what happens when he's sober! Alielle: Fatora, please. Let's just fuck and forget about it.

Ranma: Oh, so that�s her cure, huh? Some f�king cure!
Tamahome (bigsweating): It�s always the same with these comic lemons�

[Looking at her mate with her cute eyes as she starts to play with her own self.]

Heero: So she has an �own self now�?
Yaten (Alielle): How are you Own Self?

Fatora: Well, okay. But I won't guarantee that I'll be as pleasant in the morning...

And Makoto is neither thrilled with this loud, continuous sex because the library where he usually >works at is down the hall from Fujisawa's room.

Ranma: Yet another victim of their love�
Tamahome (Makoto): Could you turn it up a bit?
Heero: Tamahome�
Tamahome: What?

And an interesting book coupled with even more interesting moans can give a man one mean piece of >wood.

Tamahome (Earthworm Jim): MUTLOG!

The problem becomes bigger in the fact that there's no such outlet to release his tension. All the >female workers are off limits.
He can't choose between Nanami and Shayla^2, he KNOWS he can't ask Fatora, Rune and Alielle have fianc�s,

Heero: You mean that Alielle seein� another girl?

Afura will look at him like "What the fuck? Get outta here!�

Yaten: I thought that Afura would leap on him and hump his brains out, her name being the title and all�

And he can't bring himself off because word will spread like wildfire that he's some kind of sicko.

Tamahome: He can�t jerk off here because people will think he�s sick? What kind of society is this?!

Makoto: I guess it's back to the cold shower for me... ~_~;

Heero: _; You don�t have to feel smug about it�
Yaten: But if he was it�ll be ^_^

-=-

After said shower, he goes into his room and flops onto his bed.

Ranma: The floor breaks and he goes through, as Miz and Fujisawa had used it a few minutes ago�
Yaten: [gulps]

He thought that he could finally get some sleep. But he throught wrong and he heard the moaning >and the sex get louder. Miz and Fujisawa decided to be adventurous tonight and take their fucking >outside in the cold night.

All: 0.0 What?
Ranma: Aren�t they gonna catch a cold like that?
Heero: More like an arrest warrant. O_0

At that point, Makoto's back has been broken by that straw.

Yaten: What a weakling!
Tamahome (Ah-nuld): I�m here� TO PUMP YOU UP!!

Makoto: THAT DOES IT! I DON'T CARE IF THEY HAVE THE POWER OF OROCHI HIMSELF! >THESE TWO ARE GOING TO DIE!

Ranma: Not before me you will!

Afura: Makoto...?

Ranma (Afura): Can I have a steak sandwich? [Klaxon] What the hell was that?
Heero: Must be spoofing the ad.

Upon hearing her voice, Makoto's whole body freezes like a statue and turning into a colour of one.

Yaten: Why not say, �he turned to stone�?
Tamahome: He�s paid by the word.

Afura: Can I... Can I

Ranma (Afura): �sleep with you tonight? No! I mean can I shag you toni� NO!

stay with you tonight? Makoto: Uh... Sure! No problem! But how come? Afura: Because I'm lonely...

Ranma: I use inflatable myself.
[A large caption appears on the screen}
Caption: THE WORDS OF MR. RANMA SAOTOME ARE NOT NESSICARILY TRUE.
All: Weird!

She sits upon the bed Makoto's standing on.

Heero: Standing on the bed? Has he been playing trampolines again?
Tamahome: At 16? No way!

He then tries to calm down as he comes to sit next to her.

Afura: Every night I hear the two moaning and screaming and fucking... Every night I hear the >same animal lust echoing around the palace.

Tamahome: WAH! Oscar flashback!
Ranma: Uh-oh.
[Tamahome starts to shudder in his seat like he�s having a violent cardiac.]
Heero: Quick, get him out of here!
[Ranma picks up Tamahome and sets him outside the door.]

Every night it's Ms. Mistal and Mr. Fujisawa. And on these same nights it's just me... And my >room... And my books... Makoto: [Clearing his throat, being nervous and all...] Afura... I been meaning to ask you... But you'd >seem to be the type of person who would be against those sorts of things... [Almost loses it as he >feels Afura's head on his shoulder.]

Heero: Hate to see him listening to Barry White.
Ranma: Or, God forbid, J�ET t�aime!
All: Gyah!

Afura: Makoto... I'm against mindless, animalistic fucking. But I'm not against just two people... >Making love in the coolness of a bedroom... And then sleeping in each other's arms...

Yaten: Must be watching too much of those French romantic porn.
Ranma: Aw, come on! There�s no such thing!
Heero: In the US�

Makoto: [His hard-on in full-mast.] (That's it! I'mgonnaripthischicken'sclothes >offandbangher'tilherheadfallsoff!

Heero: Note the use of brackets to show that he�s thinking.
Ranma: In this case, like Slim Shady.

I'mgonnabangallofherholesand make her come... like... no.) [He then sees the beauty in her face, >noting the reflection of the moonlight, and tries a different approach.] Afura? May I make love to >you? Afura: Yes, Makoto. Please, make me a woman.

Yaten: There�s not much to it, just get some Nyaniichuan or becomes Starlight.

At that point Makoto calms down enough to start thinking rationally.

Tamahome (Makoto, returning to his seat): It was one _hell_ of a struggle, but I did it!
Heero: Back from the dead�

He lays her on the bed, removing her light-green night-gown, and kisses her in the mouth and cheek >as he removes his large member from his hidden place.

Tamahome (member): But I wanna stay here!

His hand feels around her pink, perky breasts as his other hand moves her panties aside and >fingers into her moistening pussy.

Tamahome (Makoto): This is the best thing I done since�
Ranma (Makoto, cutting Tamahome off): I got to finger a chick! Waitaminute�
Tamahome: Hey! What did you do that for?!
Ranma: You can hog all the riffs!

He then finds her hymen there and realises that this is she first time. So he should at least make >it special. Afura takes his member by her hand and massages its length.

Makoto: Don't worry, Afura. I'll be gentle. Afura: Makoto. I don't want you to be gentle... Makoto: Huh?

Ranma: Wha?
Tamahome: What?
Yaten: Excuse me?
Heero: What the hell?

Afura: I want you to stuffitinthereanddomelikearollofSwisscheese!

(Everyone facefaults.)
Ranma: She wants to what?
Heero: The Slim Shady problem gets contagious.

ThenIwantyoutofillmewithsomuchcumthatmypussywillexplode!

Ranma: I�d pay good money to see a pussy explode!
Tamahome: Sicko.
Ranma: You�re not so clean yourself, Mr �I-sold-out-to-a-schoolgirl!�
Heero: Ranma, Tamahome didn�t sell out to Miaka.
Tamahome: See?!
Yaten: _Everyone_ did!

Makoto: ^_^; uh... You're kinda ruining the mood here, Afura... Afura: Oops. Sorry.

He takes his member and starts to enter into her, easily bumping into her hymen.

Tamahome (member): Where�s that keypad?

He's about to tell her that it'll hurt a bit. But when he sees her going nuts and looking a sadistic >pervert hiding in a girl�s locker room, he decides to just plow her. What's heard next is the sound >of a chastity belt getting broken.

Heero: A _chastity belt?
Ranma: Afura Mann�s Iron hymen!

-=-

Jinnai: And as you can see, my dear Queen Diva, my plan to conquer the kingdom and take over all >of El Hazard is...

Heero (Jinnai): To drive them mad with Billie, Britney Spears and Cristina Agueilera!

Jinnai's speech to the queen of Bugrom has been cut short by the loud roar that swept across the >plane.

Ranma: ARRGH! IT�S GODZILLA! NO ONE IS SAFE!

Everyone present during his speech was left in a state of confusion.

All: You�re tellin� us!

Qdiva: Now what kind of weapon are these fools testing now?! Jinnai: I believe it's just some loud moaning, your majesty. ^_^;

Ranma: Some _real_ loud moaning.

-=-

Knowing that they had just woke up half the population of El Hazard, Makoto and Afura decided to just start with a 69.

Ranma: I said I wanted a _99_!

Makoto takes her wetting pussy and slurps along her slit as Afura tries to practice what she has >learned from a book about oral sex. She licks about the head of his cock, then puts the tip of it >into her mouth. She then takes her tongue and runs it along his length. Makoto is starting to feel a >bit of heaven

Heero: While we�re starting to feel a bit of hell.

And tries to give the same feeling to her. He opens her pussy up with a couple of his fingers and >tries to stick his tongue deep into her pussy. This goes on for a while until the two lovers managed to get each other off. Makoto came first, >filling his love's mouth with his seed.

Tamahome (Builder): Okay, just fill the teeth with the seed, and remember to control the hose!
Ranma (Builder 2): Hai! [Starts to make mechanical noises} Starting with the bottom right cavity� [Suddenly acts as if the hose is out of control] Gyah!
Tamahome (Builder 1): I thought I told you to control the f�king hose! [Makes slurching noises] Great, now the whole mouth is filled with seed!
Yaten: That was� Unusual. ^_^;;
Tamahome & Ranma: Thanks.

Afura followed afterwards; her cum causing a total mess on his face as he tried to get it into his >mouth. She looks back at him and giggles a bit at the irony: "He knows how to handle machines, but >he's unable to withstand a tidal wave of womanhood."

Heero: We can.
Ranma: Break out the surfboards!

The two lovers switch their positions. Afura is now lying on the bed, spreading her moistening >pussy lips wide and seductively waiting for Makoto's manhood to enter. Being given a pleasing sight >like that, Makoto fails to disappoint. He lies on top of her and slides his cock into her pussy.

[Tamahome imitates a cockerel clucking muffled by his hand.]
Others: Yeeuch!

And then, starting slowly, he humps away at her. Knowing how annoying it is to hear sex being made >all over the castle, they tried to be a bit quiet with their lovemaking. But a couple of loud moans >end up escaping as they start going faster with their sex. But then it was all over.

Ranma: They think it�s all over� It is now!

They tried to make the night last as long as they can, but they both ends up coming at once. Afura's >loud moaning and her girl-cum gushing all over his manhood sends Makoto over the edge and floods >her with his own cum. He soon collapses on top of her. And after a nice kiss goodnight, they both >fell straight to sleep...

-=-

Miz and Fujisawa are now deep in their hibernation after a long night's fucking.

Heero: It�s what all the Hollywood stars do.

-=-

Fatora and Alielle are covered with their own secretions as they sleep.

Tamahome: That�s gonna give them some difficulty when they wake...

-=-

Nanami and Shayla^2 have earned a large amount of money that night showcasing their bodies.

Yaten: I don�t wanna see Andrew�s face when he sees this.

-=-

Rune Venus, with whip and S&M attire, decides to have a bit' o' fun with Londs,

Tamahome (Skimehime-chan): OH HO HO HO HO! Call me Queen!
Ranma: ARGH!

wearing a look of horror on his face as well as the El- Hazardian equivalent of a Speedo.

-=-

Loud moaning can be heard all over Bugrom as Jinnai gives Queen Diva the taste of a good Earthling >man...

Heero: If I hear a cannibalism crack, I�m gonna hurl.
Tamahome: Dish of the Day: Katushiro Jinnai!
Heero: Bleurgh!

-=-

Ifurita, not wanting to spend a long boring lifetime waiting for Makoto,

Yaten: Or Minako.
Ranma: DDFA! SHIN�NE!

decides to have sex with the nearest men in this new land. (And they just happened to be a couple >of guys, one wearing shades, who're reading a book called "The Four Gods Heaven & Earth..." But >that's another story entirely.) �

Tamahome: Fushigi Yuugi; The Invasion of Ifurita, _Cumming_ soon� Only on Fox!

=*=-

The sunshine passes through the window and hits Makoto in the face, waking him up.

Ranma (sunshine): Wake up, you lecherous little shit!
Yaten: Ranma that�s harsh.

Wow, that was a great dream! He dreamt of having sex with one of the three beautiful priestesses >of Muldoon.  He imagined as he saw himself shooting his sperm all over the lovely...

Heero: What a gory dream.

Wait a minute! He looks to the side to find... 1/3 of said beautiful priestesses in his bed.

Tamahome (Kyle): SICK! He�s got 1/3 cut off Afura Mann in his bed!

And then he flings the sheet off to find that... Did he just have sex with...?

Afura: Good morning, Makoto-san.

Ranma (English accent): Ooh, you lucky bastard!

[SCHWIIINNG!!]

Ranma & Tamahome: Wayne�s World SALUTE! SCHWING!
Heero:  ;
Yaten: @_@

Makoto: Uh... Good morning, Afura... -san. Would you like a quick fuck before breakfast?

All: *snort*

[I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT!!]

Ranma: Neither can we, buddy.

Afura: Why sure, Makoto-san. (Smiling.) Oh well...

With all logic thrown out the window, said quick fuck has been had. And it was great!

Ranma: Sounds like what I said in �The Ultimate Motoko Tabisha.� Akane can be co-operative if she�s OOC.
Yaten: Was the �quick f�k� great or breakfast?

Oh, and so was breakfast afterwards.

Yaten: Guess that answers my question.

* * * * * * * * * *

THE END?

All: WE SURE DAMN HOPE SO!
Heero: Let�s bail.

~ Door 6: The small stairway opens and you walk out.
~ Door 5: The bowling lane. You exit through the ball return mechanism.
~ Door 4: The classic MST3K "drawbridge". It opens down for you.
~ Door 3: The Clown Door. You walk through, glad not to do the puzzle again.
~ Door 2: The blown TV. You make your way round the mess.
~ Door 1: The shower. You step through, sneaking past the necking Beans and Ophelia.
~ QoH.
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�Are Ranma and Tamahome friends again?� Heero asked Yaten. �Oh, sure, they thought that they�re better to work together than fight.� He replied. *Pity, * Heero thought, *I liked it when they aired their anger in the Holo-Fight Club. Chuck was right, fighting _can_ be a form of male bonding. *

�You�re thinking of what happened at the Holocabana, right?� Yaten asked. Heero nodded. �It was said that Fight Club was an exercise in male bonding�� Yaten edged towards Heero and looked at him. �There are other forms� Can I� Show you one?� Heero looked at Yaten. He blushed then smiled. �Yes�� Heero replied. �I�d love to.� Their faces edged together a little more. Then they kissed.
Ranma walked in after he had a shower (HOT) and spotted the two kissing. �Whoa, get a room you two!� he said. Heero and Yaten took no notice. *No use splitting them. * Ranma thought, walking towards the flashing red light�

[SCR]
�Sorry guys, N&T have left for something I don�t want to know. Anyway, I�ll be happy to push the button for you�� He pushed it.

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*FWOOOOSH! POP! DRAGU SLAVE! KABOOM!


Rob: Why are Yaten and Heero kissing?
Ranma: Don�t ask.

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Next Episode: The boys tackle their first yaoi lemon, The Story of Q. As Tamahome attempts to blow Nakago and Tomo out of the cosmos, Ranma tries to cook for the first time and Rob manages to visit the Queen of Hearts. Add the discovery of a love letter addressed to Ranma, and all hell breaks loose.

(Cue End credits...)

Cast...
Riffers: Ranma Saotome [Ranma 1/2] ("Where do they get all that energy? Must have drunk too much Lucozade!")
Tamahome [Fushigi Yuugi] ("As well as your parents, grandparents, cousins, local senator, state senator, and national president�")
Yaten Kou [Sailor Moon Stars] ("(Alielle) Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!")
Heero Yuy [Gundam Wing] ("It�s what all the Hollywood stars do.")

Mads: Nakago [Fushigi Yuugi] ("Boys, I�ll let you go� if you let Tama-chan be with me.")
Tomo [Fushigi Yuugi] ("")

Mads' Reluctant Assistant:
Rob Kelly [IRL] ("Anyway, I�ll be happy to push the button for you�")

Disclaimer Time!


Sailor Moon is Naoko Takeuchi's copyright.
Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
Fushigi Yuugi is property of Watase Yuu.
Gundam Wing from Sunrise.
AIC/Pioneer owns El-Hazard
I partly own MLT3K, 'cuz it's inspired by MST3K (in particular, Season 8) which is property of Best Brains Inc.
I created Rob, the BLG and the mecha.
Afura Mann The magnificent Babe comes from the nutso noggin of Shinji the 10 �o clock Assassin and HE CAN HAVE IT!
The Riffers' Holocabana is supplied by 6.7 Industries.

Think of the MST is funny C&C.
Keep circulating the fanfics, MSTs and lemons (not to mention the tapes)...

And now, the Stinger...

Makoto: Uh... Good morning, Afura... -san. Would you like a quick fuck before breakfast? [I CAN�T BELIEVE I SAID THAT!!]

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