The screen opens to a  young man in a suit sitting behind a news desk.  On the lower right corner of the screen is the channels icon FFNN in black letters in a gray background.

"Hello I�m Josh Temple and your watching Weekly Fanfic Update, on the FanFiction News Network"

"Today is November 14 1999,  and now the news"


"Recently the Ranma/Battletech thread and the Weirdest/ worst fusion treads have both been banned by the administration"

"This is due to the fact that no actual fics have been produced on this subject as of yet and the immense number of  posts generated from these"

"The fusion tread is just simple spam full of me-too�s and other useless lists."

"The Battletech thread had degraded to augments on technical aspects of the Mechs while interesting this is not what the FFML is supposed to be used for hopefully some really good fanfiction will come from this"

"Now that those treads have been banned it is only a matter of time before another starts. Most likely the Ranma Bond Idea"

"Personally I liked the Matrix fics and even some of the SI and Revengefics"

"Kennedy (Travis@fanfic.com) has announced that he will be taking an extended hiatus from the FFML"

"This week the revised edition of Pencils was released.  This huge project is like a SI/Revengefic but not"

"It is a multi author work and is advised reading"

"Next week will feature an extended segment about Pencils featuring interviews with its authors, its history and other information on the project.

"Private emails will be sent out to the authors of this work  but, replies can be sent now privately to tarne_of_eat@hotmail.com"

"That�s it for tonight�s episode. Any commentary or suggestions for program segments can be submitted at the previous address"




Rimmer: That warrants two hours of W.O.O

Lister: What�s W.O.O?

Cat: You had to ask.

Rimmer: With Out Oxygen.

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