I am extremely tempted to write a spamfic where Kunou celebrates Independence
Day on July 4. While we're at it, I can have Bean Bandit and Rally celebrate
Culture Day (which is was Wednesday of last week, by the way.)
Remember, not all the world is the USA. I can understand your intentions in
writing this, but it ends up feeling like it's written by one of those
ugly-American tourists who travel to other countries and are shocked to find
out that people don't accept dollars in stores and usually don't even speak
English.