Forenote: I do NOT own Star Wars, I do not raise Chewbacca's in my backyard, I do
NOT own Ranma 1/2 either. Only I'd love to ;p
I borrowed those characters in a moment of insanity so don't sue me. I didn't do it, it
was the one-armed guy with the fake beard.
*Spamfic sign blinks and a beeeeep can be heard.*
(Imperial March as a background music)
In the Great Conseal Room, the athmosphere was kind of heavy. Of course it
was. She was doing that glare again... the power was in her hands and she had proven a
will to use it.
"Senator, we cannot accept the threat the Confederation tries to pull on us. I do not
intend to let my people fall in slavery to those merchants, shall they be well armed and
determined to beat us down."
The whole Senate gulped silently in fear. This could get messy.
The Senator in question smiled politely to the Princess.
"Your Highness, we have to face the truth. Not only the Federation has cut us off from
our allies, which are few indeed, but they are about to send us war droids. Not soldiers,
droids. Those aren't programmed to spare any civilian life. They will rather destroy any
life form which stands up on two or more legs, then guard the planet until the Federation
leaders land and claim the place as theirs. Therefore we should accept their conditions
and, for the time being, submit to Federation control."
The Princess suddenly turned red under her white make-up and started to glow
a purple aura, then she grabbed Senator Taro by the neck and slammed his face
repeatedly into the conseal table.
(Still the Imperial March as background music, only this time it's been set to play at
triple speed)
"You JERK!"
*Thud*
"I HATE Confederates!"
*Thud*
"They're all BOYS!"
*Thud*
"They all want to beat me so they can date me!"
*Thud*
"I won't allow that!"
*Thud*
"I WON'T!"
*Thud*
*Dammit, I'll show them frickin war!"
*Thud thud thud with a mallet. Nobody knows where she got it from*
Hidden behind a one-way mirror, the young Princess sighed. Maybe using her servant
Akane as a decoy wasn't such a great idea after all...with the white make-up and clothes,
the two girls looked alike, but sometimes Akane forgot her training, especially when
someone tried to oppose her. Oh, and if the opponent was a male. Ah well. the true
Princess never liked Senator Taro that much anyway. He looked a bit sneaky.
Plus there was, of course, the issue of the warriors Akane could contact and gain to this
planet's cause. How did she call them already? Ah yes. The Anything Goes Jedi Knights.
They were told to be great warriors, holders of the secret techniques of Chi...
By the way, the Princess never had to rely on the Jedis. The Federation was headless
since their leader was turned into pulp and washed off in the gutters.
The only sad people were the Federation minions (they wanted kills, blood and all) and
Lucas Entertainment: how do you make a movie a success when the plot gets crippled by
an insane japanese highschool girl?
Answer: you don't. And you don't complain either, coz she might hear you.
La fin :)
Note: Ok, that was *silly* and probably badly written. I haven't been doing fics since
ages, and I am not even a native english-speaking person. I just HAD to do it anyway,
when I got overloaded with commercials for the Phantom Menace while watching Ranma
OVA's. The difference of behaviour between the Princess (I mean, until she quits using
that cheap make-up and gets what you might call a REAL hairstyle) and Akane (whose
temper's so short) made me think of how funny it could be to have Miss Tendo in a
government, with only guys around. And hey, look closer: Taro DID appear for the first
time as a cloaked conspirator ;P
*Susano notices the merciless glares around him and goes back building sandcastles ;P
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Susano-Wo's insanity curing center: no customers but I know why!
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Quote of the day: Misty: "Brock, what's in the bunker in the backyard?"
Brock:"It's my first attempt to evolve a pokemon with a bootleg
evolution stone. I had to lock it down, it kept eating postmen."